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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
1 79%

Muppets Most Wanted (2014)

"While it's different from the Muppet movies I saw as a child, this film has the same charm and irreverence I've come to expect from these fuzzy little guys."

Posted Mar 21, 2014

Kevin Carr

2 75%

Nymphomaniac: Volume I (2014)

"walks the line between art-house intellectualism and art-house voyeurism"

Posted Mar 21, 2014

Kevin Carr

3 92%

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

"No film has even come close to matching The Royal Tenenbaums, until now"

Posted Mar 21, 2014

Kevin Carr

4 41%

Divergent (2014)

"A painfully dumbed-down version of politics and human nature. It is exactly what you'd expect for a book aimed at 13-year-old kids... targeting the Twilight movie crowd."

Posted Mar 21, 2014

Kevin Carr

5 78%

Veronica Mars (2014)

"The fan of the series will go bonkers with this big-screen adaptation. However, the casual viewer can also find a catchy whodunit with some unexpected laughs."

Posted Mar 14, 2014

Kevin Carr

6 16%

The Single Moms Club (2014)

"It's downright terrible at times. However, it's not nearly as awful as his two features that came out last year."

Posted Mar 14, 2014

Kevin Carr

7 22%

Need For Speed (2014)

"a colossal misfire in no uncertain terms"

Posted Mar 14, 2014

Kevin Carr

8 86%

The Agony and the Ecstasy (1965)

"Required viewing for the fan of pious filmmaking or the cinematographer in film school. From a story and character perspective, it's sadly very forgettable."

Posted Mar 9, 2014

Kevin Carr

9 ——

The Inn of the Sixth Happiness (1958)

"The Inn of the Sixth Happiness is an inspiring story and a well made movie. It has the historical epic feel you'd expect from a film with such scope."

Posted Mar 9, 2014

Kevin Carr

10 36%

Haunt (2014)

"a nice little slumber party thriller to watch with the lights off"

Posted Mar 7, 2014

Kevin Carr

11 79%

Mr. Peabody & Sherman (2014)

"as a lark for children that might give them some interest in the history of the world, Mr. Peabody & Sherman definitely does its job"

Posted Mar 7, 2014

Kevin Carr

12 42%

300: Rise of an Empire (2014)

"doesn't top the original or even equal it, but it's still an enjoyable film to watch and a spectacle to behold in the big screen 3D experience"

Posted Mar 7, 2014

Kevin Carr

13 33%

Odd Thomas (2014)

"captures the feel and essence of Dean Koontz's writing"

Posted Mar 3, 2014

Kevin Carr

14 21%

Son Of God (2014)

"Son of God is just plain boring. Diogo Morgado offers us the most boring depictions of Jesus Christ ever committed to screen."

Posted Feb 28, 2014

Kevin Carr

15 60%

Non-Stop (2014)

"While this film is pretty much a paint-by-numbers airline thriller, it's set up is done exceptionally well."

Posted Feb 28, 2014

Kevin Carr

16 56%

Killing Kennedy (2014)

"Might just be a little too sober. At times, it's almost as unbelievable as the throw-everything-against-the-wall story that Oliver Stone tells in JFK."

Posted Feb 27, 2014

Kevin Carr

17 29%

Pompeii (2014)

"Pompeii is a disaster movie and a disastrous movie, but the ending is pretty doggoned spectacular, making it worth catching on the big screen."

Posted Feb 22, 2014

Kevin Carr

18 40%

In Secret (2014)

"It's slow moving and can even be characterized as boring in parts, but it did keep my interest enough to finish it."

Posted Feb 21, 2014

Kevin Carr

19 68%

About Last Night (2014)

"a well-made film with the new script adapted perfectly to its cast"

Posted Feb 18, 2014

Kevin Carr

20 48%

RoboCop (2014)

"This new RoboCop plays like a primer for what not to do when you remake a classic."

Posted Feb 13, 2014

Kevin Carr

21 87%

The Lookout (2007)

"Strip away the head-trauma hero, and you're left with a white-trash heist film. "

Posted Feb 9, 2014

Kevin Carr

22 32%

The Monuments Men (2014)

"The fact that The Monuments Men tells a different type of story with a different perspective and a different objective is its greatest strength. That, and its cast."

Posted Feb 7, 2014

Kevin Carr

23 95%

The LEGO Movie (2014)

"The Lego Movie is the first really awesome film of 2014. If you're old enough to play with the toys, it's a must-see, and there's no age too old for the film."

Posted Feb 7, 2014

Kevin Carr

24 61%

Bad Milo! (2013)

"While it's a black comedy, the humor is derived from situational issues rather than becoming a joke on itself."

Posted Feb 6, 2014

Kevin Carr

25 0%

Best Night Ever (2014)

"Friedberg and Seltzer trade in one gimmick for another."

Posted Jan 31, 2014

Kevin Carr

26 33%

Labor Day (2014)

"Between longing stares and the most incestually erotic peach pie baking ever seen, we get what amounts to a Lifetime TV movie with bigger stars and a better production value."

Posted Jan 31, 2014

Kevin Carr

27 22%

That Awkward Moment (2014)

"Once you strip away the raunchy guyspeak and the crass commentary, there's some real relationship drama going on in all three guys' lives."

Posted Jan 31, 2014

Kevin Carr

28 4%

I, Frankenstein (2014)

"It sews together disparate story concepts from three or four different genres and tries to bring it to life. Yet like the Frankenstein monster, it is an abomination."

Posted Jan 24, 2014

Kevin Carr

29 22%

Gimme Shelter (2014)

"The movie plays too much with extremes. The opening is needlessly sleazy. This leads to an ending that plays out needlessly schmaltzy and corny."

Posted Jan 24, 2014

Kevin Carr

30 39%

A Chorus Line (1985)

"probably worked much better as a live production"

Posted Jan 23, 2014

Kevin Carr

31 98%

Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans (1927)

"gives the modern viewer a way to look back at the history of cinema"

Posted Jan 23, 2014

Kevin Carr

32 75%

The Eclipse (2010)

"When the ghost story moments are in the forefront, it manages a strong and creepy sense of foreboding. I just wished that would have been the focus from beginning to end."

Posted Jan 20, 2014

Kevin Carr

33 ——

Sherlock Holmes (2010)

"It's not terribly well scripted, and the microbudget prohibits any really decent special effects."

Posted Jan 20, 2014

Kevin Carr

34 91%

Hot Fuzz (2007)

"Manages to find humor not just in the mundane existence of a small town but also in the overblown nature of action films. And, it works as an action movie on its own."

Posted Jan 19, 2014

Kevin Carr

35 69%

A Scanner Darkly (2006)

"I got bored with the random diversions into the long-winded conversations of the drug culture."

Posted Jan 19, 2014

Kevin Carr

36 88%

THX 1138 (1971)

"long and cumbersome"

Posted Jan 19, 2014

Kevin Carr

37 28%

Lost in Space (1998)

"I was never a big fan of the original TV show, so this movie didn't slay any sacred cows for me."

Posted Jan 19, 2014

Kevin Carr

38 52%

Mars Attacks! (1996)

"Yes, it's over-the-top, but there's a terrifying truth in how politicians would want to spin this or media would want to angle it."

Posted Jan 19, 2014

Kevin Carr

39 73%

The Matrix Reloaded (2003)

"Everything I wanted in a Matrix sequel"

Posted Jan 19, 2014

Kevin Carr

40 98%

Forbidden Planet (1956)

"There's a reason this film is called the granddaddy of all science fiction."

Posted Jan 19, 2014

Kevin Carr

41 ——

Airline Disaster (2010)

"has the set-up to be a decent action flick, but it goes into R-rated territory by being a little too bloodthirsty"

Posted Jan 19, 2014

Kevin Carr

42 ——

Megafault (2009)

"It's a low-budget disaster film, but it works... and it doesn't take itself nearly as seriously as a film by Roland Emmerich"

Posted Jan 19, 2014

Kevin Carr

43 ——

Titanic 2 (2010)

"fun for a mindless Saturday afternoon"

Posted Jan 19, 2014

Kevin Carr

44 91%

The Breakfast Club (1985)

"an awakening"

Posted Jan 19, 2014

Kevin Carr

45 98%

The Player (1992)

"Altman lets us vacation in Hollywood for a bit but not too long to feel smothered"

Posted Jan 19, 2014

Kevin Carr

46 96%

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)

"The movie is both timeless and indicative of its own era, a period of anti-establishment movements."

Posted Jan 19, 2014

Kevin Carr

47 9%

Marmaduke (2010)

"a gross mis-use of CGI animals"

Posted Jan 19, 2014

Kevin Carr

48 ——

Goosebumps: The Blob That Ate Everyone (2010)

"Now that I have kids, I enjoyed sharing these (and the original books) with them."

Posted Jan 18, 2014

Kevin Carr

49 ——

Goosebumps: Go Eat Worms (2010)

"rather clever"

Posted Jan 18, 2014

Kevin Carr

50 ——

Scooby Doo! Camp Scare (2010)

"A typical Scooby-Doo show with all the characters falling into their familiar pattern, but isn't that why we watch Scooby-Doo in the first place?"

Posted Jan 18, 2014

Kevin Carr

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