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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
60%

John Dies at the End (2013)

75%

Love Is All You Need (2013)

12%

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011)

Philip Brown

84%

Sightseers (2013)

93%

The Sapphires (2013)

78%

A Late Quartet (2012)

81%

The Place Beyond The Pines (2013)

92%

Silver Linings Playbook (2012)

78%

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2012)

Glenn Sumi

79%

Berberian Sound Studio (2013)

93%

What Richard Did (2013)

25%

Passion (2013)

13%

The Bounty Hunter (2010)

96%

The Kid with a Bike (2012)

98%

The Artist (2011)

38%

Oscar and the Lady in Pink ()

83%

Comic-Con: Episode IV - A Fan's Hope (2012)

45%

Twixt (2013)

76%

Kill List (2012)

63%

The Woman in the Fifth (2012)

75%

Alps (2012)

74%

Rampart (2012)

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Eldfjall (Volcano) (2011)

68%

Wuthering Heights (2012)

67%

Trishna (2012)

99%

This Is Not a Film (2012)

56%

Albert Nobbs (2012)

77%

Killer Joe (2012)

78%

Jeff Who Lives at Home (2012)

73%

Like Crazy (2011)

83%

Your Sister's Sister (2012)

32%

Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus (2006)

"Think of Fur as a sort of impressionistic Polaroid biopic... its problem is that its subject comes across as widely defined, a placeholder for the creative spirit."

Brent Simon

13%

Just My Luck (2006)

"A drab, uninteresting mess... displaying the starlet as it does in a seemingly distracted and too frequently puffy-eyed light."

Brent Simon

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Silent Partner (2006)

"As a Russian hooker connected to globo-political intrigue, Tara Reid drags out her patented ferret's glare and perpetually furrowed brow for this self-serious but rather silly suspense thriller, whose setting is legit but execution sub-par."

Brent Simon

10%

Eaten Alive (1976)

"This bayou-set, thinly imagined Psycho knock-off is little more than a derisible piece of slasher mayhem, notable for Tobe Hooper's association and costar Roberta Collins' assertion that star Neville Brand later tried to sexually assault her."

Brent Simon

——

Lurking in Suburbia (2006)

"Emblematic of what might be called the Ed Burns school of independent cinema -- full of angsty, young-adult jitters and cud-chewing ennui. For some folks, that's interest-piquing praise, others damning dismissal, others still neither here nor there."

Brent Simon

56%

The King (2006)

"A Southwestern American pastoral of dormant menace, The King is a film of triple-dipped mood that turns on an act of shocking violence, but still seems to substitute willful indistinctness for insight."

Brent Simon

34%

The Break-Up (2006)

"There's nothing broken about The Break-Up, which turns rom-com conventions on their side in free-wheeling fashion, and in doing so colorfully, wittily celebrates what it is about men and women that both attract one another and drives us crazy."

Brent Simon

73%

Twelve and Holding (12 and Holding) (2006)

"A refracted glimpse of American suburbia through the eyes of three pre-teens grappling with grief, reprisal and loneliness, the film boasts some great adolescent performances but can't overcome a rigidly partitioned structure and tonal inconsistency."

Brent Simon

39%

Scoop (2006)

"A ramshackle and laboriously whimsical comedic trifle that falls back on Woody Allen's increasingly tired penchant for nattering faux-realism."

Brent Simon

74%

Monster House (2006)

"In an era of meticulously muggy, corporate-vetted movies designed to launch possible franchises before the first film has even released, Monster House plays pleasingly to audiences of almost any age, driven by a strong sense of wonderment."

Brent Simon

93%

An Inconvenient Truth (2006)

"Though generally presented in a fawning, overly obsequious style, the film also has a heartening degree of candor... and its triumph is the manner in which it highlights the notion of political will as a renewable resource."

Brent Simon

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Shockheaded (2002)

"A wrongheaded blend of Alan Parker, Raymond Chandler, David Cronenberg and David Lynch that desperately wants to stir up, in noirish fashion, elements of the psychological thriller, horror and revenge genres [and] fails, wholesale."

Brent Simon

21%

You, Me and Dupree (2006)

"Owen Wilson just does what he does, and allows you to take it or leave it. You, Me and Dupree, then, suffers a slow start and trades too frequently in broad, garish strokes before rallying with some late atypical turns."

Brent Simon

——

Robert Ludlum's Covert One - The Hades Factor (2006)

"Despite the ridiculously self-important mouthful of a title, this two-part spy miniseries marginally acquits itself as a piece of time-whiling entertainment, if only for the Tom Clancy/armchair homeland security set."

Brent Simon

——

Live Feed (2006)

"You can often judge the quality of a low-budget flick that happens to have scenes in a strip club by the lithe attractiveness of its pole-dancers, and the girl in the opening scene of this sadistic Hostel rip-off is not exactly a toned beauty."

Brent Simon

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Third Man Out (2005)

"A straightforward-to-the-point-of-somewhat-flawed procedural starring erstwhile TV pin-up Chad Allen as a gay detective caught up in a ripped-from-the-newspapers crime story."

Brent Simon

——

Harry Knuckles and the Pearl Necklace (2004)

"An ultra-low-budget, slapdash, silly, Canadian spy spoof whose big bugaboos are execution and tonal consistency."

Brent Simon

73%

Cavite (2006)

"Arbitrarily arranged and awfully acted... proof positive that well-meaning creative wishes and savvy, low-fi merging of production means and narrative concept doesn't automatically produce heady results."

Brent Simon

69%

A Scanner Darkly (2006)

"A thing of unique beauty and free-floating menace, A Scanner Darkly is also about the transmutation of good into evil and back into good, and the willful surrender of freedom in the name of propagandistic safety and betterment."

Brent Simon

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