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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
93%

Drive (2011)

"... celebrates -- one might say revels in -- the pulp mythology of existential anti-heroes and criminal chivalry and street opera tragedy of American movies."

Sean Axmaker

93%

Midnight in Paris (2011)

"[Woody] Allen brings his fantasy to life with such affection and joy that he transports us into his dream come true as a shared fantasy."

Sean Axmaker

88%

Margin Call (2011)

"Chandor is more interested in the banality of greed and opportunism and the ease in which principled employees are swayed to engage in unprincipled acts."

Sean Axmaker

96%

Cave of Forgotten Dreams (2011)

"... captures the space, the texture, the quality of color of these ghost-like paintings, like shadows of the past captured on the cave walls."

Sean Axmaker

23%

The Smurfs (2011)

"Call me Grouchy, but I say grown-ups should just say smurf it and avoid the film completely. "

Sean Axmaker

84%

Beginners (2011)

"[Director Mike] Mills... gives the film a celebratory passion in the quiet closeness of father and son and the playful first-person storytelling..."

Sean Axmaker

35%

Larry Crowne (2011)

"... lacks any sense of gravity. Hanks has too much moxie to let little things like unemployment and an underwater mortgage get him down..."

Sean Axmaker

38%

Cars 2 (2011)

"Kids will be entertained and so will adults. I just didn't find myself particularly engaged."

Sean Axmaker

89%

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)

"... that rare breed: an imaginative live-action kid's film that engages and delights adults."

Sean Axmaker

86%

Batman: Year One (2011)

"For a story constructed out of choppy slices, this is probably the most unified of the DC animated features."

Sean Axmaker

33%

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)

"Director Rob Marshall stages slapstick like dance choreography and action like a theme park ride. Which I guess is appropriate... "

Sean Axmaker

78%

Fast Five (2011)

"Forget physics, it's just a fun blast of action movie ingenuity, as is the film as a whole. "

Sean Axmaker

10%

Captain America (1990)

"... a real stiff, a corny piece of nostalgic pulp with cheap action, cheesy dialogue and a charismatically challenged leading man."

Sean Axmaker

90%

Bridesmaids (2011)

"... a girl-bonding romp filled equally with outlandish bridal showers and alcohol-fueled slapstick aggression, grand romantic gestures and furtive sex, high couture and low blows."

Sean Axmaker

75%

Basket Case (1982)

"The DIY effects may look naively amateur today but there's a loving B-movie attitude and a genuine sense of character to the "monster," the misshapen, fleshy, snaggle-toothed Belial."

Sean Axmaker

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Carlos Cavazo - The Carlos Cavazo Package ()

"... a mesmerizing portrait of committed activist who transforms himself into a media-hungry rock star of an international terrorist."

Sean Axmaker

36%

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

"You either take it on faith that the succession of scenes and exposition actually add up to a story and enjoy the ride, or sink 2 1/2 hours into the most expensive abstract disaster film ever made."

Sean Axmaker

89%

Scarface (2003)

"It's a whole new spin on the immigrant story and the American Dream as an underworld nightmare and a fitting bookend to the two Godfather films."

Sean Axmaker

88%

X-Men: First Class (2011)

"While it never reaches the intelligence or character richness of the first two X-Men films, it's still the superior superhero spectacle of 2011 to date. "

Sean Axmaker

100%

Citizen Kane (1941)

"Above all, Welles was a showman and Citizen Kane is a three ring circus of cinematic ingenuity..."

Sean Axmaker

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Starz Studios: Spartacus: Gods Of The Arena ()

"... a succession of brutal arena battles painted over in swaths of crimson CGI spatter and gaping wounds (a la 300) interspersed with softcore sex right..."

Sean Axmaker

77%

Thor (2011)

"... not to say that Thor is awful, simply uninspired, full of sound and fury and not much else."

Sean Axmaker

84%

Jane Eyre (2011)

"... this new incarnation embraces the Gothic gloom and lonely isolation of the novel but, like its stoic, strong heroine, never gives in to the darkness."

Sean Axmaker

80%

The Big Lebowski (1998)

"The Coens concoct an absurdist Chandler-esque mystery, drop in a couple hilarious dream fantasies, and even bring in a drawling Sam Elliot to narrate this tall tale like a western myth."

Sean Axmaker

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Sands of the Kalahari ()

"Cy Endfield explored similar themes in "Zulu" a year before but this comes off as pulp melodrama of the machismo variety."

Sean Axmaker

75%

Stake Land (2011)

"There's a scruffy immediacy to the direction... but also a grace to the imagery and a commitment to the performances."

Sean Axmaker

72%

Rio (2011)

"There's lots of color, some gorgeous animation, a running beat of lively (if not always memorable) music and the energy of lovely tropical birds in flight. The rest is formula..."

Sean Axmaker

36%

Skidoo (1968)

"... Keystone Mobsters, with career criminals and fun-loving hippies colliding in a comedy of flower power, slapstick and psychedelia..."

Sean Axmaker

70%

Limitless (2011)

"It's not the science that's important, it's the momentum, the conceptual journey, the dynamism of the head games and chemically-enhanced battle of wits..."

Sean Axmaker

88%

Rango (2011)

"... this southwestern goof is really for really big kids with a love of movies, a sense of whimsy and a soft spot for the hideously gorgeous creatures of the desert. "

Sean Axmaker

93%

Of Gods and Men (2011)

"... as powerful a film you'll ever see about faith, commitment and the courage of one's convictions."

Sean Axmaker

67%

Hobo With a Shotgun (2011)

"... a blood-spattered love letter to the grindhouse vengeance movie by first-time filmmakers who, as Spinal Tap might put it, crank everything up to 11."

Sean Axmaker

80%

Barney's Version (2011)

"Director Richard J. Lewis never quite gets a handle on the sprawling storyline and stumbles over the tonal shifts... but Giamatti holds the center together. "

Sean Axmaker

69%

A Thousand Clowns (1965)

"... there's something disingenuous about presenting defiant purposelessness and unemployment as an act of courage."

Sean Axmaker

100%

Menschen am Sonntag (People on Sunday) (1930)

"The mix of naturalism, visual poetry, youthful energy and frisky sexuality of a canoodling romantic triangle is really quite irresistible. "

Sean Axmaker

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Tetsuo: The Bullet Man (2009)

"The backstory satisfies a certain urge to know but lacks the gonzo mystery and waking nightmare horror of the original..."

Sean Axmaker

97%

Kiss Me Deadly (1955)

"... delivers a pulp punch while it savagely satirizes the entire hardboiled mythos with its bare-knuckle brutality, flights of purple prose dialogue and he-man chauvinism ..."

Sean Axmaker

73%

The Adjustment Bureau (2011)

"Too bad the film doesn't have anything else to offer besides the chemistry between the photogenic leads, the handsome location shooting and the usual bromides ..."

Sean Axmaker

11%

Red Riding Hood (2011)

"... this gorgeously-mounted production fails to rouse the primitive ferocity of the primal beauty and the beast tale."

Sean Axmaker

35%

Battle: Los Angeles (2011)

"... this humorless film as unimaginative -- and as exhausting -- as you can get. "

Sean Axmaker

93%

Another Year (2010)

"There's a lot of anger and misery around them and yet it's amazing how this film... can also be so warming and affirming."

Sean Axmaker

96%

The Man Who Would Be King (1975)

"... one of the most rousing adventures of the 1970s."

Sean Axmaker

92%

The Stunt Man (1980)

"The film twists and turns from scene to scene, carrying the audience on the some whirlwind mind-game..."

Sean Axmaker

96%

True Grit (2010)

"... the most accessible and successful (financially speaking) film of their career. "

Sean Axmaker

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The Merry Widow (1925)

"Stroheim revels in the mind-blowing decadence of the playground of royal existence..."

Sean Axmaker

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Laila (1929)

"... there is an elemental power from the film's location shooting in the mountains of Norway."

Sean Axmaker

90%

The Illusionist (L'illusionniste) (2010)

"... a delicate and delightful piece of old-fashioned hand-drawn animation where character is in body language and personality in the "performance." "

Sean Axmaker

88%

Blue Valentine (2010)

"... a crucible for very powerful performances and a convincing relationship in all its contradictions."

Sean Axmaker

53%

The Mechanic (2011)

"... a minor pleasure to see an action film that makes a virtue of lean, mean action stripped to the essence. "

Sean Axmaker

56%

Gnomeo and Juliet (2011)

"... shenanigans play out to a score of classic Elton John songs (and two new ones) and a script crammed full of pop-culture references and Shakespeare puns."

Sean Axmaker

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