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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
1 33%

The Gate (1987)

"The Gate is a MUST HAVE movie for all horror fans and this special edition is absolutely worth the meager sixteen bucks!"

Posted Oct 16, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

2 92%

Drag Me to Hell (2009)

"[Blu-Ray Review] Buy this. Watch this. Love this. Drag Me to Hell delivers on just about every count."

Posted Oct 16, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

3 ——

Night of the Dribbler (2009)

"Night of the Dribbler can go back in the vault in Montreal from which they found it. Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans look like a Peter Sellers comedy by comparison."

Posted Oct 16, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

4 ——

Haunting of Winchester House (2009)

"An earnest attempt to make an old school haunted house movie, just not a scary or even intriguing one to anyone whose age has reached double digits."

Posted Oct 16, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

5 90%

Tky Zankoku Keisatsu (Tokyo Gore Police) (2008)

"It's clear that Nishimura wants to push the envelope and shock audiences."

Posted Oct 11, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

6 ——

iMurders (2008)

"iMurders is fairly typical, predictable, and often times scattered."

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

7 90%

Zombieland (2009)

"Zombieland is a killer comedy with a vicious sense of humor."

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Johnny Butane

8 71%

[Rec] 2 (2010)

"[REC] 2 returns to something that is both charming and bloody, heartwarmingly cinematic and really, really scary and gross."

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

9 67%

Daybreakers (2010)

"Daybreakers offers a flawed but thoroughly enjoyable, happy-making trip."

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

10 98%

The Loved Ones (2012)

" Truly enjoyable, truly independent, truly scary."

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

11 28%

Friday the 13th Part VII - The New Blood (1988)

"This new cleaner-looking version of The New Blood is miles ahead of what fans had access to previously on DVD"

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

12 9%

Friday the 13th Part VIII - Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

"Taking the serial killer and putting him on a boat isn't the silliest thing you could do -- you could always send him to space."

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

13 ——

Devil Girl (2009)

"While Devil Girl won't be setting the mainstream on fire, those who share my curiosity for experimental type films should find it to be well above average."

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

14 ——

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009)

"After watching this film, the only emotion I'm left with is confusion."

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

15 ——

The Seamstress (2009)

"The Seamstress is more yawn than yarn."

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

16 ——

Open Graves (2009)

"As a game Open Graves is passable enough for one roll of the dice but definitely not a game with any replay value."

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

17 57%

The Hills Run Red (2009)

"This is disturbing, merciless horror ... the way it should be. See it now."

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

18 30%

Survival of the Dead (2010)

"Add in some extreme violence and wonderful performances from the lead actors, and we have a movie that is (arguably) one of the best in the series."

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Johnny Butane

19 43%

Blood Creek (2009)

"Is it worth a watch? The fantastic villain makes this worth a rental, or a view on cable."

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

20 48%

Doghouse (2009)

"Doghouse is a very entertaining time-waster and definitely one for the boys %u2013 break out the beers and just have some fun."

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

21 0%

Homecoming (2009)

"Rent Obsessed instead. That one you can at least laugh at."

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

22 ——

How to Be a Serial Killer (2009)

"This is a blacker than black comedy, with some truly side-splitting moments (in a weird way)"

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

23 100%

Nightmares in Red, White and Blue (2009)

"It delivers a film school semester's worth of knowledge in 1 tight & thoroughly entertaining feature and goes a long way toward validating horror as a respectable film genre."

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

24 ——

Mutants (2008)

"I cannot fathom anyone watching Mutants and finding anything about it worth recommending."

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

25 33%

Happy Birthday to Me (1981)

"If horror fans are going to shell out their hard-earned money for a movie, there needs to be more than just a prettier picture on the DVD case."

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

26 ——

Staunton Hill (2009)

"The one saving grace for this low-budget film falls within the capable hands of the actors. Staunton Hill has some really impressive talent."

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

27 ——

Offspring (2009)

"Offspring is as lame as they come."

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

28 ——

The Thaw (2009)

"The Thaw appears to borrow a tremendous amount of its plot from The X-Files. There was a good movie here that lost its way."

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

29 ——

Seventh Moon (2009)

"Seventh Moon is a badass and at times downright chilling little movie"

Posted Oct 7, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

30 38%

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

"While it's obviously aimed at the "tween" crowd, we fail to see where this movie would appeal to even young viewers."

Posted Sep 30, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

31 30%

Survival of the Dead (2010)

"For those who watch Romero's zombie movies for the thrill of the kill, there are plenty of scenes to entertain. [It} is (arguably) one of the best in the series"

Posted Sep 28, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

32 28%

Pandorum (2009)

"Pandorum isn't all that bad. It's a perfectly middle-of-the-road genre flick not quite worthwhile enough to wholeheartedly recommend. And the creatures know kung-fu."

Posted Sep 28, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

33 ——

Devil Girl (2009)

"I'm on the side of those who appreciate what Wilcox and Askins were going for and think they show a great deal of daring and confidence in their work."

Posted Sep 21, 2009

Debi Moore

34 73%

The Mist (2007)

"The Mist divides those who want cheap escapist thrills from those who like their horror with real heart, brains, and courage."

Posted Sep 19, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

35 83%

Paranormal Activity (2009)

"It's effective as hell and is a prime example of how to win an audience over and keep their attention in a highly constrained, claustrophobic atmosphere in the most unpretentious way possible."

Posted Sep 15, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

36 90%

Zombieland (2009)

"A killer comedy with a vicious sense of humor. The running undead look fantastic and are dispatched in a never-ending, ever-evolving innovative shopping list of carnage. You'll applaud every crunch."

Posted Sep 14, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

37 7%

Whiteout (2009)

"Whiteout is not awful, but it is maddeningly mediocre."

Posted Sep 13, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

38 42%

Jennifer's Body (2009)

"The film itself isn't that great ... [but] underneath all of the stuff that doesn't quite work is a film about teenage girl best friends that is spectacular."

Posted Sep 11, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

39 91%

An American Werewolf in London (1981)

"An American Werewolf in London, like a fine wine, just keeps getting more and more vintage."

Posted Sep 11, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

40 91%

Shaun of the Dead (2004)

"Shaun of the Dead is not only one of the single best zombie movies ever made, but it's also as close to perfect as a film can get."

Posted Sep 11, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

41 70%

Army of Darkness (1993)

"I'll probably take heat for saying so, but this flick kind of sucks."

Posted Sep 11, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

42 67%

Grace (2009)

"[Blu Ray DVD] Without question a new horror classic has been born."

Posted Sep 11, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

43 43%

Dorian Gray (2009)

"A very respectful retelling and study of man's inherent quest for self-destruction given the removal of personal ramifications."

Posted Sep 11, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

44 ——

Black Devil Doll (2009)

"Don't wait another second! Help stick it to the man"

Posted Sep 10, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

45 ——

Supernatural - The Complete Second Season (2007)

"Its knack for combining scary, funny, angsty, bleak, and philosophical ideas into one very compelling package."

Posted Sep 10, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

46 ——

Supernatural: The Complete First Season (2006)

"Supernatural is the best thing going nowadays when it comes to horror on TV."

Posted Sep 10, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

47 ——

Supernatural: The Complete Third Season (2008)

"Supernatural: The Complete Third Season still packs a powerful punch and is without a doubt the best of the bunch."

Posted Sep 10, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

48 22%

Case 39 (2010)

"I'm sure it will do decent business among the undemanding weekend-horror crowd and Zellweger fans when it eventually sees the light of day. Nobody else need apply."

Posted Sep 10, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

49 70%

Coffin Rock (2009)

"The Australian outback looks beautiful on film, but you'll never feel particularly invested or shocked at what goes on during the runtime"

Posted Sep 10, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

50 22%

Sorority Row (2009)

"The young'uns and fairly squeamish in your audience may succumb to the two decent jump scares you'll find within, but expect nothing more...a case study of a wasted opportunity in R-rated horror."

Posted Sep 10, 2009

Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton

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