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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
78%

Iron Man 3 (2013)

"A worthy addition to the vaunted Marvel franchise!"

Kam Williams

45%

Peeples (2013)

"An amusing, if not exactly original, African-American variation on Meet the Parents."

Kam Williams

18%

Aroused (2013)

"An eye-opening expose about the surprisingly-conventional concerns of some of the most hyper-sexualized women in the world."

Kam Williams

8%

The Big Wedding (2013)

"An incoherent string of crude skits, including one where Robert De Niro sheepishly sports a substance-eating grin after being caught performing cunnilingus between a widespread pair of naked legs. Look! A falling star! Make a wish! "

Kam Williams

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King's Faith (2013)

"Carefully crafted with Evangelicals in mind, this modern parable will certainly resonate with the faith-based demographic as well as secular individuals interested in an entertaining, wholesome family flick with a sobering message."

Kam Williams

62%

Paradise: Love (2013)

"What happens in Nairobi, stays in Nairobi!"

Kam Williams

79%

An Oversimplification Of Her Beauty (2013)

"Ghetto psychobabble strictly for the attention-deficit, Jay-Z demographic. "

Kam Williams

46%

Pain & Gain (2013)

"A reminder that while crime does not pay, it does sometimes serve as fodder for lurid headlines and hilarious hijinks. "

Kam Williams

76%

Kon Tiki (2013)

"A fitting tribute to the enviable exploits of the legendary Thor Heyerdahl."

Kam Williams

97%

The Life and Times of Hank Greenberg (2000)

"A moving tribute to an overlooked American icon who invariably exhibited an admirable combination of integrity, humility and loyalty."

Kam Williams

4%

Scary Movie 5 (2013)

"This vapid, vulgar insult to the intelligence couldn't possibly have been tested on any focus groups. Can we all now agree that we've reached the cinematic saturation point with the rapidly-expiring, Scary Movie franchise?"

Kam Williams

87%

Herman's House (2013)

"A fascinating biopic as much about a possible miscarriage of justice as about a case of arrested development who looks like a little girl playing house with an imaginary mate. "

Kam Williams

77%

42 (2013)

"An emotionally-draining biopic featuring Oscar-quality performances from Harrison Ford and Chad Boseman in what is easily Hollywood's best offering of the year thus far. "

Kam Williams

16%

Temptation (2013)

"A present-day parable preaching to the choir with sobering warnings about taking your mate for granted and the love of money as the root of all evil. The Gospel according to Tyler Perry!"

Kam Williams

48%

Olympus Has Fallen (2013)

"An eye-popping, patriotic, high-octane adventure that leaves no doubt about who's the vindicated hero that kept the world safe for democracy. The Butler did it! Gerard Butler, that is."

Kam Williams

43%

Admission (2013)

"An alternately comical and thought-provoking cautionary tale that's every bit as hilarious as it is sobering. "

Kam Williams

93%

The Sapphires (2013)

"A well-deserved tribute to four Aussie lassies who risked their lives to entertain the boys. "

Kam Williams

69%

The Croods (2013)

"A side-splitting, thrill-a-minute adventure reminiscent of the best of The Flintstones. Wilma!"

Kam Williams

38%

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013)

"A battle of competing comedy styles won hands-down by the rambunctious, rubber-faced run-a-muck! "

Kam Williams

82%

Rust and Bone (2012)

"A 'Salt of the Earth' saga plumbing the depths of the human soul. "

Kam Williams

52%

Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)

"Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum! I smell a hit with the little ones!"

Kam Williams

96%

War Witch (2013)

"21st Century Africa presented as a godforsaken wasteland conjuring up primitive images reminiscent of the ghoulish dystopia chronicled by Conrad in Heart of Darkness. "

Kam Williams

15%

A Good Day To Die Hard (2013)

"An implausible, action adventure featuring a couple of bomb and bulletproof protagonists more resilient than Wile E. Coyote, thanks to the miracle of cartoon physics!"

Kam Williams

45%

Beautiful Creatures (2013)

"A viable jumpstart of yetta nudder escapist fantasy franchise. "

Kam Williams

27%

Saving Lincoln (2013)

"A fresh take on The Great Emancipator from the point-of-view of a trusted companion who had been at the President's side at Gettysburg and for many historical moments but not on the day he died. "

Kam Williams

89%

Koch (2013)

"The rise and fall from grace of a good Jewish boy gone bad who ostensibly sold out the Big Apple but never summoned up the courage to come out of the closet. "

Kam Williams

85%

Side Effects (2013)

"The Girl with a Dragon of a Depression! "

Kam Williams

47%

Bullet to the Head (2013)

"Vintage Sly in his best outing since Cop Land!"

Kam Williams

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One Night Stand: Overnight Musicals (2013)

"Rome might not have been built in a day, but this picture proves that a captivating, Broadway-quality musical can be mounted in 24 hours. Who knew? "

Kam Williams

4%

Movie 43 (2013)

"A disgusting, cinematic descent into depravity destined to leave its victims, sitting slack-jawed and speechless in stunned disbelief. "

Kam Williams

46%

Mumia: Long Distance Revolutionary (2013)

"A reverential biopic that wisely leaves the damning evidence on the back burner in favor of focusing on everything about Mumia Abu-Jamal except what exactly transpired at the corner of 13th and Locust in the wee hours of December 9, 1981. "

Kam Williams

85%

The Pirogue (2013)

"A compelling cross of Life of Pi and Lifeboat, a seafaring tale of survival sans the Bengal tiger and Tallulah Bankhead. "

Kam Williams

79%

Quartet (2013)

"A delightful dramedy directed by Dustin Hoffman revolving around a couple of unexpected encores. "

Kam Williams

32%

Gangster Squad (2013)

"A high body-count showdown featuring all the staples of the genre, from flashy Zoot suits to Tommy guns to street smart dialogue mixing slang and savoir faire in a manner reminiscent of Damon Runyon. "

Kam Williams

81%

The Impossible (2012)

"Forget National Lampoon, this is the real vacation from Hell!"

Kam Williams

93%

Zero Dark Thirty (2013)

"Agent Strangelove, or how I learned to stop worrying and love waterboarding!"

Kam Williams

96%

Argo (2012)

"An edge-of-your-seat thriller not to be forgotten at Oscar time! "

Kam Williams

51%

Promised Land (2013)

"A transparent message movie which might deserve to be forgiven for moralizing and politicizing, given the urgency of the underlying environmental issue."

Kam Williams

88%

Django Unchained (2012)

"Slavery reimagined as a messy splatterfest where massa gets exactly what he deserves, and then some!"

Kam Williams

92%

Silver Linings Playbook (2012)

"A tenderhearted tale about two terribly wounded souls who survive by grudgingly leaning on each other's shoulder. "

Kam Williams

94%

The Central Park Five (2012)

"A heartbreaking expose' about a rush to judgment which ruined five, innocent young lives. "

Kam Williams

52%

This is 40 (2012)

"A midlife crisis comedy marking the milestone with a tribute to immaturity! "

Kam Williams

63%

Hitchcock (2012)

"A cinematic treat offering rare peeks behind the scenes and behind the closed doors of a legendary director and the love of his life. "

Kam Williams

100%

The Loving Story (2012)

"A moving, must-see documentary about the demise of one of the last vestiges of segregation. Could it be more fitting that the plaintiffs in the landmark case eradicating the crime of loving a person of a different color would be named Loving! "

Kam Williams

33%

Deadfall (2012)

"An intriguing cat-and-mouse caper featuring both bullets and brains. The question is how long can they keep up the 'good perp, bad perp' charade before their luck finally runs out?"

Kam Williams

64%

Anna Karenina (2012)

"A sumptuous cinematic feast!"

Kam Williams

50%

Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012)

"A bloody free-for-all so gruesome, it makes Peckinpah look like Winnie the Pooh."

Kam Williams

74%

Rise of the Guardians (2012)

"Yes, Virginia, there is not only a Santa Claus, but a Tooth Fairy, a Jack Frost, an Easter Bunny, and a Sandman, too!"

Kam Williams

89%

Lincoln (2012)

"A poignant portrait of Lincoln's last days, time spent as a marked man making his appointed rounds en route to his rendezvous with destiny."

Kam Williams

88%

Life of Pi (2012)

"Crouching tiger, hidden Siegfried! (sans Roy) "

Kam Williams

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