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Cinema Crazed

Rating Title | Year Quote Author
1 41%

The Substitute (1995)

"Worth the time for its occasional nuggets of interesting action, and the performance by Berenger."

Posted Aug 21, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

2 48%

Point of No Return (The Assassin) (1993)

"It's by no means awful, but I won't re-watch it any time soon, unless I intend to gawk at Bridget Fonda."

Posted Aug 21, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

3 ——

Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie ()

"A fun, funny, and unique pop culture fest, that's also an extended episode from the character. "

Posted Aug 21, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

4 8%

Double Dragon (1994)

"Even at eleven years old I knew "Double Dragon" sucked."

Posted Aug 20, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

5 61%

Hercules (2014)

"May be a more tongue in cheek approach to the legend and anti-hero, but it works well as a breezy action adventure with a slight comic bent."

Posted Aug 19, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

6 ——

Mercenaries ()

"The women are tough and sexy, Olen Ray really has some genuine directing chops, and the movie embraces its cheesiness. "

Posted Aug 18, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

7 ——

Tekken: A Man Called X (Tekken: Kazuya's Revenge) ()

"Will test the patience of even the most hardcore fans of the game anxious for a big screen adaptation."

Posted Aug 18, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

8 42%

300: Rise of an Empire (2014)

"So utterly mind numbingly dull."

Posted Aug 15, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

9 38%

Youngblood (1986)

"Is no masterpiece, but it's a definite slice of eighties cheese that delivers on action, engaging characters, and a kick ass final showdown that I had fun with."

Posted Aug 15, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

10 ——

Agency of Vengeance: Dark Rising (Dark Rising 2: Summer Strikes Back!) (2014)

"Mixes horror, science fiction, HP Lovecraft themed fantasy, and high tech action for one big fun B movie stew."

Posted Aug 14, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

11 76%

The Last Starfighter (1984)

"It embraces its derivativeness and runs with it to deliver a fun kids space opera that's simple, but exciting. "

Posted Aug 12, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

12 28%

Lost in Space (1998)

"Takes the whimsy and surrealism of the show and transforms it in to this muddy, grimy, and droning space opera that completely over thinks the premise. "

Posted Aug 11, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

13 85%

Viva Las Vegas (1964)

"Surely, it's Elvis' vehicle, but the movie really belongs to Ann-Margret."

Posted Aug 11, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

14 88%

Tarzan (1999)

"A great treatment of the original novel, and one I revisit constantly."

Posted Aug 11, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

15 20%

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

"Another loud, obnoxious, ninety minute commercial with no grasp on what makes the source material it's adapting so appealing."

Posted Aug 10, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

16 92%

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

"A near masterpiece, and one with an amazing soundtrack."

Posted Aug 8, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

17 40%

The Perfect Weapon (1991)

"Isn't the most explosive of film debuts but it's still a strong and entertaining martial arts action entry."

Posted Aug 8, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

18 34%

The Expendables 3 (2014)

"Not just an awful sequel, but an awful action movie, period. "

Posted Aug 7, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

19 7%

The Next Karate Kid (1994)

"An irrelevant foot note in the "Karate Kid" series that can be overlooked if only for being so vanilla."

Posted Aug 7, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

20 43%

The Karate Kid Part II (1986)

"It's a worthy companion to the original underdog drama and the logical end to Daniel and Miyagi's story arc."

Posted Aug 6, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

21 ——

Robot Ninja ()

"Embarrassing D grade slop best suited for the bold and masochistic movie geek."

Posted Aug 5, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

22 58%

The Purge: Anarchy (2014)

"Director James DeMonaco redeems himself with an imperfect but very entertaining and bleak action horror film."

Posted Aug 5, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

23 79%

The Raid 2 (2014)

"A fantastic follow up that opens up the original film's narrative while standing on its own as a unique and brilliant action entry."

Posted Aug 4, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

24 54%

Top Gun (1986)

"You can argue that it's a cool movie, but is "Top Gun" a good movie? I'd definitely say "Hell no," topped with "Are you kidding me?""

Posted Aug 3, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

25 15%

The Mighty Ducks (1992)

"A pleasing and entertaining sports film, and one that can be appreciated by a wider audience thanks to its solid writing, and strong performances."

Posted Aug 1, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

26 41%

Divergent (2014)

"It's not at all as intelligent as it thinks it is, but it's a pretty solid epic all things considered."

Posted Aug 1, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

27 41%

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie (1990)

"An excellent adaptation, and a raucous, brutally entertaining action fantasy that embraces the source material lending it valid complexity, and depth."

Posted Jul 31, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

28 19%

Transcendence (2014)

"Just think of junk like "Lawnmower Man," and "The Mangler 2," and you pretty much sum up what director Wally Pfister tries to pass off as a sophisticated techno-thriller. "

Posted Jul 31, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

29 8%

CBGB (2013)

"You figure a movie that features the Ramones and Blondie would be so extraordinary and energetic, but "CBGB" makes them seem so mundane and unimportant."

Posted Jul 28, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

30 90%

Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (2014)

"A sequel that is an excellent expansion on the first film, while also complimenting the entire series in the process."

Posted Jul 25, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

31 46%

Heaven Is for Real (2014)

"It's really just more numbing propaganda."

Posted Jul 23, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

32 40%

Lake Placid (1999)

"Well worth the watch if only for its attempts to inject levity in what's just a simple nature run amok horror comedy."

Posted Jul 22, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

33 95%

Snowpiercer (2014)

"A thought provoking science fiction masterpiece..."

Posted Jul 21, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

34 97%

Life Itself (2014)

"A very human love letter to a genuine man that will give even his most hard core fans new insight."

Posted Jul 17, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

35 38%

The Purge (2013)

"One gigantic missed opportunity."

Posted Jul 10, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

36 93%

A Shot in the Dark (1964)

"The crime plot itself is merely window dressing for the one hundred minute showcase of Peter Sellers' amazing timing with both verbal and physical comedy."

Posted Jul 3, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

37 82%

Girl Meets World: Season 1 (TV, 2014)

" A fun and energetic continuation of the series... "

Posted Jun 28, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

38 65%

Cannibal Holocaust (1979)

"An enormous master work from Ruggero Deodato whose own film has pretty much guaranteed to outlive its creator. "

Posted Jun 26, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

39 ——

The Monkey's Paw (2014)

"There's so much padding and filler here, you could cut it down to fifty minutes without missing much. "

Posted Jun 25, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

40 26%

Friday the 13th - The Final Chapter (1984)

"A brutal but entertaining installment for the man behind the mask..."

Posted Jun 25, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

41 43%

Ravenous (1999)

"It's a layered and very unique satire on America's consumption of the world..."

Posted Jun 25, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

42 ——

The Prowler (1981)

"Another of the fine collaborations between Tom Savini and Joseph Zito, both of whom know how to deliver damn fine slasher fare."

Posted Jun 25, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

43 ——

Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation (1992)

"A demented animated film that proves the Tiny Toons were a special byproduct of the Looney Tunes and deserved their own ongoing franchise alongside their predecessors."

Posted Jun 25, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

44 ——

The Jungle (2014)

"It's a lot of running in the dark, followed by a cheap jump scare to close out the movie."

Posted Jun 25, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

45 ——

The Temptations (1998)

"A solid bio-pic that I'm hoping is handled better in the future."

Posted Jun 25, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

46 41%

Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)

"This new extreme installment of Disney's "Herbie" franchise is an attempt to resuscitate the property when it should have stayed long dead."

Posted Jun 23, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

47 33%

A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

"A comedy that desperately wants to emulate Mel Brooks, but fails in every respect."

Posted Jun 8, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

48 98%

Repo Man (1984)

"It's a one of a kind anomaly with Emilio Estevez at his best."

Posted Jun 5, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

49 22%

The Baytown Outlaws (2013)

"I kind of f*****g loved it, all things considered."

Posted Jun 5, 2014

Felix Vasquez Jr.

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