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Cinema Crazed

Rating Title | Year Quote Author
1 ——

Tales from the Crypt: From Comic Books to Television (2005)

"The death of EC wasn't so much about trying to look out for the minds of America's youth, but from trying to create new ideas in the minds of America's youths."

Posted Oct 21, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

2 69%

May (2003)

"A marvelous cinematic debut from director Lucky McKee..."

Posted Oct 21, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

3 34%

Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)

"The case for its quality is solid, the music is catchy, and "Repo!" may just destined for cult royalty."

Posted Oct 21, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

4 14%

Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood (1996)

"Spends too much time on banking on Dennis Miller's snarky sense of humor to really allow the film to entertain as a sexy dark comedy..."

Posted Oct 20, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

5 35%

Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

"As for fans of Zane, if there was ever a film where the man breaks loose with his charm and enthusiasm, "Demon Knight" is his podium."

Posted Oct 20, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

6 44%

Casper (1995)

"Never cloying or abundant with cutesy dialogue..."

Posted Oct 18, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

7 ——

Basket Case 3: The Progeny (1992)

"Henenlotter ends his story on a thud with a third film that fully embraces the comedy aspects of Belial's journey..."

Posted Oct 17, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

8 71%

Body Snatchers (1993)

"An entertaining and dread filled horror science fiction film..."

Posted Oct 17, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

9 66%

The Devil's Advocate (1997)

"Far too bland and mediocre to really pull off such heavy handed themes..."

Posted Oct 17, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

10 67%

Stephen King's Cat's Eye (1985)

"It's the anthology film I wish "Twilight Zone: The Movie" could have been."

Posted Oct 16, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

11 69%

Creepshow (1982)

"One of the rare horror anthologies with a sharp sense of storytelling and an intrinsic ability for irony and metaphor..."

Posted Oct 16, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

12 30%

Creepshow 2 (1987)

"In the realm of anthology horror, you could do a lot worse. I'm looking at you "Tales from the Hood.""

Posted Oct 16, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

13 77%

Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)

"This is the finale Freddy deserved and Wes Craven delivered."

Posted Oct 15, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

14 90%

The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

"For pure eighties, punk rock, walking dead, brain eating mayhem, this is the film to watch."

Posted Oct 14, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

15 96%

Night of the Living Dead (1968)

"It's pitch perfect in writing, mood, and scares, and still holds up to scrutiny, no matter how harsh."

Posted Oct 14, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

16 29%

Popcorn (1989)

"It's just sad that it's not an iconic or even memorable slasher title in the sub-genre."

Posted Oct 12, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

17 67%

Basket Case 2 (1990)

"Another installment from Henenlotter that fails to competently tell a story."

Posted Oct 11, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

18 75%

Basket Case (1982)

"A downright unwatchable horror comedy..."

Posted Oct 11, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

19 22%

Truth or Die (2012)

"A strong horror mystery that skirts the edge of torture porn but never quite resorts to such exploitative violence..."

Posted Oct 10, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

20 0%

Transylmania (2009)

"It's really bad, but at least it's not Friedberg and Seltzer levels of bad."

Posted Oct 9, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

21 60%

My Sucky Teen Romance (2012)

"Mocks and pays tribute to the genre director Emily Hagins loves..."

Posted Oct 9, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

22 ——

Soulkeeper (2001)

"An entertaining and hilarious genre mix of comedy, fantasy, and horror."

Posted Oct 6, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

23 ——

Puppet Master X: Axis Rising (2012)

"A worthy sequel that finally focuses on progressing the mythos of Toulon's puppets..."

Posted Oct 5, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

24 69%

Night of the Creeps (1986)

"An almost forgotten eighties gem..."

Posted Oct 3, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

25 7%

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)

"Completely wraps itself around the film's utter moronic plot elements and red herrings at every turn..."

Posted Oct 2, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

26 36%

I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)

"[Director] Gillespie is there to give fans a poor man's "Scream" and he pulls it off."

Posted Oct 2, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

27 92%

The Shining (1980)

"Stanley Kubrick's film is a work of art that will continue to be broken down and explored for decades to come..."

Posted Sep 30, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

28 75%

Elvira's Haunted Hills (2001)

"[Star] Cassandra Peterson hasn't lost her wit, edge or... ahem--assets..."

Posted Sep 30, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

29 47%

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (1988)

"It may not be the comedy that re-invented horror comedies, but Elvira's feature film debut is an entertaining and raunchy foray..."

Posted Sep 30, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

30 63%

The Powerpuff Girls - The Movie (2002)

"This would have been much better had it been reduced to a one hour episode on television rather than a stretched feature film."

Posted Sep 23, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

31 ——

Infection (Kansen) (2004)

"A potentially great concept wasted on a very slow story, and plot twist after plot twist that felt as if the writer had no idea how to end it."

Posted Sep 23, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

32 10%

Dungeons & Dragons (2000)

"I doubt anyone will be cosplaying as Snails anytime, soon."

Posted Sep 22, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

33 18%

Judge Dredd (1995)

"Feels more like the Adventures of Sly Stallone: Future Warrior..."

Posted Sep 20, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

34 88%

Titanic (1997)

"Director James Cameron takes one of his most beloved historical incidents and transforms it in to a McDonald's product..."

Posted Sep 12, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

35 98%

Airplane! (1980)

"Directors Abraham and both Zuckers create one of the few comedies that can guarantee almost a laugh a minute..."

Posted Sep 11, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

36 78%

Death Note (Desu nto) (2007)

"An entertaining, creepy, and beautifully written horror film..."

Posted Sep 11, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

37 91%

Hairspray (2007)

"It pays respect to the original while also carving its own image as a truly good musical."

Posted Sep 8, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

38 82%

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

"Predictably twisted scenery, a bland story, a horrible alteration of Wonka, and an ending that's anything but pleasing..."

Posted Sep 8, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

39 93%

Girl Model (2012)

"Explores a world that doesn't just appreciate youth. It lusts for it. "

Posted Sep 8, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

40 45%

Planet of the Apes (2001)

"The finale unfolds in one of the most nonsensical series of events ever created on film..."

Posted Sep 7, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

41 52%

Titan A.E. (2000)

"It's too great of a fluid, exciting animation epic to be forgotten or lambasted."

Posted Sep 7, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

42 ——

Anneliese: The Exorcist Tapes (2011)

"An exploitative and fairly ho hum mock documentary..."

Posted Sep 6, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

43 56%

A Nightmare on Elm Street 4 - The Dream Master (1988)

"The lesser of the "Nightmare" sequels, but serviceable more surreal one nevertheless..."

Posted Sep 6, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

44 ——

Green Lantern: Emerald Knights (2011)

"One thing is for sure, with Marvel dominating the cinemas, it's a surefire bet DC has them on the ropes when it comes to animated fare, and that counts for something."

Posted Sep 6, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

45 ——

Never Cry Werewolf (2008)

"A beat by beat rip-off of "Fright Night" and nothing more..."

Posted Sep 5, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

46 ——

Ninjas vs. Zombies (2008)

"As an enthusiastic old fashioned throw down of monsters and heroes, it has value as entertainment and a lesson in indie filmmaking."

Posted Sep 5, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

47 ——

Absentia (2012)

"An instant indie horror gem..."

Posted Sep 5, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

48 ——

Doctor Mordrid (2008)

"I suggest superhero buffs take some time out to indulge in Mordrid."

Posted Sep 5, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

49 ——

Doctor Mordrid - Master of the Unknown (1992)

"I suggest superhero buffs take some time out to indulge in Mordrid..."

Posted Sep 5, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

50 44%

Yellowbrickroad (2011)

"A disturbing and unsettling bit of word to the wise that sometimes the unsolvable should remain unsolved..."

Posted Sep 3, 2012

Felix Vasquez Jr.

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