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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
79%

Fast & Furious 6 (2013)

"High-octane, outrageous and action-packed, introducing a long, low-slung ramp car designed to get underneath other vehicles and flip them over, causing massive vehicular carnage."

Susan Granger

65%

The Iceman (2013)

"Sordid story glorifying an intensely ferocious, unrepentant, despicable man."

Susan Granger

86%

Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)

"Adrenaline-fueled and highly entertaining, filled with feverish, fast-paced excitement and suspense. Live long and prosper!"

Susan Granger

37%

Peeples (2013)

"Formulaically funny, utterly familiar, fish-out-of-water story with a few absurdly engaging comedic touches."

Susan Granger

48%

Scatter My Ashes At Bergdorf's (2013)

"Stunning fashion documentary, joining the ranks of 'Diana Vreeland: The Eye Has to Travel,' 'Valentino: The Last Emperor,' 'The Tents,' 'The September Issue,' etc."

Susan Granger

16%

Temptation (2013)

"Straitlaced and sermonizing, this is a sluggish cautionary tale about deviating from righteous church teachings."

Susan Granger

52%

At Any Price (2013)

"Stressed, struggling farmers explore the moral and social consequences of corruption and the high-stakes economic pressures in the contemporary business world."

Susan Granger

50%

The Great Gatsby (2013)

"Sumptuous, exquisitely gaudy spectacle, emphasizing style over substance and filled with extrvagant parties to which we wish we'd been invited."

Susan Granger

55%

The Reluctant Fundamentalist (2013)

"Seriously rich in suspenseful, subversive complexities about the roots of extremism - that should appeal to international audiences."

Susan Granger

77%

Renoir (2013)

"Sensual, sophisticated and visually sumptuous, particularly appealing to an older audience of art lovers."

Susan Granger

78%

Iron Man 3 (2013)

"Exciting and hugely entertaining, it's an eye-popping spectacle with suprisingly clever, whimsical dialogue and wisecracking one-liners."

Susan Granger

47%

Pain & Gain (2013)

"In this quirky, chaotic, dunderhead comedy caper, too much pain is inflicted for very little gain."

Susan Granger

8%

The Big Wedding (2013)

"What was once an amusing French farce has become a crass, crude, mean-spirited, smarmy mess. "

Susan Granger

56%

Oblivion (2013)

"Only charismatic Tom Cruise could elevate this derivative, exposition-heavy sci-fi into a compelling adventure."

Susan Granger

88%

The Angels' Share (2013)

"Sweet-natured and high-spirited, it's a fanciful fable with a wee dash of magical realism."

Susan Granger

89%

A Place at the Table (2013)

"Enlightening documentary that, hopefully, propels people to take action."

Susan Granger

65%

Antiviral (2013)

"Sick, stomach-churning, satirical sci-fi - and the many distastefully visceral syringe scenes are not for the squeamish."

Susan Granger

4%

Scary Movie 5 (2013)

"The filmmakers border on sophomoric desperation, achieving a measurable shred of humor only in the outtakes during the closing credits."

Susan Granger

68%

Trance (2013)

"Trippy, intriguing, and enigmatic - it's a surreal, clever, ambiguous brain-teaser that will keep you thinking long after the lights go up."

Susan Granger

81%

The Place Beyond The Pines (2013)

"Somber and suspenseful, if self-indulgent, identity story about fathers and sins."

Susan Granger

77%

42 (2013)

"An inspiring reminder that we need real-world heroes to expand the limits of our own aspirations."

Susan Granger

98%

Mud (2013)

"Engaging, endearing adventure, tracing its heart-warming antecedents to Mark Twain's "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.""

Susan Granger

9%

The Host (2013)

"It's bewildering how sci-fi aficionado Andrew Niccol ("Gattaca," "The Truman Show") could mastermind such a parasitic mess."

Susan Granger

55%

The Company You Keep (2013)

"Astutely cast and directed conspiratorial crisis-of-conscience tale about facing the consequences of one's actions."

Susan Granger

28%

G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)

"Fight-filled and blasting but forgettable - totally lacking the essential element of cartoonish fun."

Susan Granger

69%

The Croods (2013)

"Energetic slapstick, aimed at indiscriminating youngsters who will want to buy lots of Crood toys."

Susan Granger

37%

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013)

"This lame comedy lacks anything resembling amusement and magic - until the final credits which involve a sight gag."

Susan Granger

47%

Olympus Has Fallen (2013)

"Think of this solidly tense and suspenseful action-thriller as 'Die Hard in the White House.'"

Susan Granger

43%

Admission (2013)

"Tina Fey and Paul Rudd rise above the inconsistent, elitist, borderline obnoxious material, as does irrepressible Lily Tomlin."

Susan Granger

93%

The Sapphires (2013)

"Singin', swingin' and sparkly, it's a sentimental, feel-good crowd-pleaser."

Susan Granger

66%

Spring Breakers (2013)

"Voyeuristic, visually exploitive, hyper-sexualized cinematic commentary about the superficial emptiness of our youth-driven pop culture."

Susan Granger

40%

The Call (2013)

"Intense yet shallow - with a final, vengeful twist that utterly disconnects."

Susan Granger

25%

Phantom (2013)

"Inexcusably tedious, resulting in yawning boredom"

Susan Granger

60%

Oz the Great and Powerful (2013)

"A prequel and homage to the tone and feel of the 1939 original film, it's a spirited, new, family-friendly adventure that's filled with wonder - despite miscast James Franco."

Susan Granger

92%

Lore (2013)

"Stunning, admirable and indelible - truthfully chronicling the triumph of the human spirit - in a class with Michael Haneke's 'The White Ribbon.'"

Susan Granger

92%

The Gatekeepers (2013)

"Unprecedented and deeply unsettling, it offers little hope for a lasting peace in that war-torn region."

Susan Granger

27%

21 And Over (2013)

"This 'junior' version of the bacchanal in 'The Hangover' is a raunchy, misogynistic re-tred that's tawdry yet tame."

Susan Granger

35%

Dark Skies (2013)

"Dire and unsettling, it's ultimately disappointing."

Susan Granger

13%

The Last Exorcism Part II (2013)

"Filled with tortured, manipulative shock scares, it teasingly provides a setup for yet another supernatural sequel en route to the DVD roster."

Susan Granger

52%

Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)

"Family-friendly, yet derivative and too scary for young children."

Susan Granger

89%

Koch (2013)

"Neil Barsky's contentious documentary turns into a celebratory eulogy for the outspoken, opportunistic octogenarian."

Susan Granger

58%

Snitch (2013)

"Serious and suspenseful, as Dwayne Johnson uses brains, not brawn to protect his son."

Susan Granger

85%

Side Effects (2013)

"Sleek and stylish yet silly and far-fetched, it dissolves into a cinematic depressant."

Susan Granger

27%

Escape From Planet Earth 3D (2013)

"Serviceable sci-fi - stopping momentarily at local theaters en route to its destiny on DVD as generic, escapist diversion for youngsters, teaching teamwork and preaching family loyalty and love."

Susan Granger

45%

Beautiful Creatures (2013)

"Sudsy and spooky, aimed at lusty adolescents searching for the next romantic fantasy now that the 'Twilight' saga has concluded."

Susan Granger

15%

A Good Day To Die Hard (2013)

"A good day - it isn't. To quote John McClane: "Something stinks.""

Susan Granger

27%

Saving Lincoln (2013)

"This simulated, caricatured curiosity is another Lincoln log that's recommended primarily for history-buffs."

Susan Granger

13%

Safe Haven (2013)

"Sappy and tear-stained, it's filled with the sentimental schmaltz that characterizes the appeal of this kind of chick-flick."

Susan Granger

20%

Identity Thief (2013)

"Vulgar and tawdry, it turns a cyber-crime into cinematic chaos."

Susan Granger

79%

Ginger & Rosa (2013)

"A sensitive coming-of-age story, notable primarily because of Elle Fanning's incandescent performance."

Susan Granger

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