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What Would Toto Watch?

Rating Title | Year Quote Author
58%

The Dictator (2012)

"Sacha Baron Cohen is too famous now to trick unsuspecting strangers a la "Borat." But The Dictator reveals his inability to disappear behind a character without an outrageous disguise."

Christian Toto

93%

Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (2011)

"Ghost Protocol packs more white-knuckle tension than any action film this year."

Christian Toto

60%

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011)

"Sherlock Holmes adds intellectual firepower with the villainous Moriarty while keeping the bromance with Watson intact."

Christian Toto

75%

The Names of Love (2011)

"The far-left lead character in The Names of Love is so enchanting even Rush Limbaugh would give her the time of day."

Christian Toto

36%

In Time (2011)

"In Time needs a few more rewrites before it can knock on the door of great sci-fi films like 'Blade Runner.'"

Christian Toto

50%

The Rum Diary (2011)

"The hangover from The Rum Diary doesn't hit until the uninspired third act."

Christian Toto

71%

The People vs. George Lucas (2011)

"The visionary behind 'Star Wars' could learn a thing or two from the smart, and richly comic, documentary The People vs. George Lucas"

Christian Toto

68%

Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)

"The new 'Activity' is dumb, strained and obvious. But you'll be scared all the same, and nothing else matters."

Christian Toto

60%

Real Steel (2011)

"Hugh Jackman refuses to let audiences leave Real Steel without being entertained, no matter how silly matters get."

Christian Toto

85%

Contagion (2011)

"Why did Contagion have to be such an antiseptic thriller?"

Christian Toto

25%

Apollo 18 (2011)

"In space, no one can hear you scream ... but you'll hear plenty of giggling in the final moments of Apollo 18"

Christian Toto

76%

The Debt (2011)

"Smart, thrilling and morally complex ... not much more you can ask of The Debt"

Christian Toto

40%

The Bleeding House (2011)

"Beware of nattily dressed strangers knocking at your door ..."

Christian Toto

58%

Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark (2011)

"Horror fans can look past a whole lot of stupidity in their favorite genre. But Don't Be Afraid of the Dark simply asks too much of us."

Christian Toto

24%

Conan the Barbarian (2011)

"If you're gonna make an unnecessary remake like Conan the Barbarian at least keep it breezy, an approach director Marcus Nispel wisely heeds here."

Christian Toto

72%

Fright Night (2011)

"A few cool 3D effects are the only improvement Fright Night offers over the campy original."

Christian Toto

45%

30 Minutes or Less (2011)

"Slacker comedies don't get much lazier than 30 Minutes or Less"

Christian Toto

25%

The Change-Up (2011)

"The Change-Up thinks any ol' R-rated gag will make us howl."

Christian Toto

82%

Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)

"Consider Rise of the Planet of the Apes a belated apology for Tim Burton's misbegotten 2001 remake."

Christian Toto

14%

When Harry Tries to Marry (2011)

"When Harry Tries to Marry shakes up the stale rom-com formula."

Christian Toto

78%

Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)

"Crazy, Stupid, Love. is as chock full of great laugh lines as it is unnecessary punctuation."

Christian Toto

71%

Friends With Benefits (2011)

"A more accurate title for Friends with Benefits would be Pretty People Trying Way Too Hard For Our Amusement."

Christian Toto

79%

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

"Captain America's rousing first half proves Chris Evans was the right choice to play the Star Spangled hero."

Christian Toto

96%

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (2011)

"Deathly Hallows - Part 2 is everything a Potter fanatic could want in a franchise capper."

Christian Toto

14%

Zookeeper (2011)

"Cher and Sly Stallone as a lion couple? Quirky voice casting helps Zookeeper rise above its kiddie film trappings - barely."

Christian Toto

70%

Horrible Bosses (2011)

"Horrible Bosses won't make you forget "Office Space," but you'll be laughing too much to mind. "

Christian Toto

35%

Larry Crowne (2011)

"Larry Crowne makes losing your job, your car and your house look like the greatest thing to happen to a middle aged man."

Christian Toto

36%

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

"Dark of the Moon is just as loud, dumb and illogical as you expect. But when those neat 3D action sequences kick in, none of that matters."

Christian Toto

44%

Bad Teacher (2011)

"Bad Teacher gets a shiny new apple thanks to a raunchy turn by Diaz"

Christian Toto

38%

Cars 2 (2011)

"Cars 2 feels like a rival animation studio trying to copy the Pixar formula - and failing."

Christian Toto

47%

Mr. Popper's Penguins (2011)

"Jim Carrey shrewdly lets his tiny co-stars have most, but not all, the fun in Mr. Popper's Penguins"

Christian Toto

26%

Green Lantern (2011)

"Green Lantern uses so much CGI it's a wonder anyone bothered bringing a camera to the set."

Christian Toto

46%

Monogamy (2011)

"Monogamy asks us to root for lovers who seem disinterested in their own future."

Christian Toto

82%

Super 8 (2011)

"J.J. Abrams' Super 8 can't live up to its advanced billing, but it's still a crisp combination of 'Goonies,' 'Stand By Me' and ... I can't spoil the rest."

Christian Toto

34%

The Hangover Part II (2011)

"The Hangover Part II feels like the fifth or sixth installment in the franchise. It's that out of fresh ideas."

Christian Toto

61%

The Beaver (2011)

"The Beaver puts the focus back on Mel Gibson the actor, not the tabloid nightmare."

Christian Toto

33%

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)

"On Stranger Tides is arrgh-uably the best franchise sequel yet. Faint praise, to be sure."

Christian Toto

67%

Hobo With a Shotgun (2011)

"Never mind 'Machete,' Hobo with a Shotgun is the real heir to the Grindhouse glory daze."

Christian Toto

90%

Bridesmaids (2011)

"Bridemaids may make Kristen Wiig the first female'SNL' alum to ascend to the A-list."

Christian Toto

77%

Thor (2011)

"Thor isn't 'The Dark Knight,' but it's a mighty fine kickoff to the summer movie season."

Christian Toto

78%

Fast Five (2011)

"All together now ... if you loved the first four Furious films there's no reason on Earth why you won't dig Fast Five"

Christian Toto

61%

Water for Elephants (2011)

"No passion, no problem. Water for Elephants creates a wonderfully dark circus atmosphere to keep our interest when the film's love triangle falters."

Christian Toto

11%

Atlas Shrugged: Part I (2011)

"Kudos to Atlas Shrugged for bringing Ayn Rand's iconic novel to the big screen at long last. Now, about that script ..."

Christian Toto

58%

Scream 4 (2011)

"Scream 4 isn't the embarrassment one fears from such a belated return to a sleeping franchise. But it's neither scary nor inventive enough to warrant its existence."

Christian Toto

26%

Arthur (2011)

"The new, not so improved Arthur drinks less but still brings the funny."

Christian Toto

91%

Source Code (2011)

"With Source Code Duncan Jones proves he's sci-fi's most promising young director."

Christian Toto

66%

Insidious (2011)

"James Wan's Insidious is both an apology for the numbing 'Saw' sequels and proof old-school horror still rocks."

Christian Toto

23%

Sucker Punch (2011)

"Zack Snyder's Sucker Punch should send shivers down the spines of Superman fans."

Christian Toto

67%

Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead (2011)

"Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead makes it safe to eat your vegetables again."

Christian Toto

79%

I Saw the Devil (2011)

"The guilty must pay ... and pay in I Saw the Devil, an unrelenting Korean shocker."

Christian Toto

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