SFX Magazine

Rating Title | Year Quote Author
6%

The Devil Inside (2012)

"While the Devil might have a claim to hold all the best tunes, on the evidence of this, he really needs a word with his film development department."

James White

51%

John Carter (2012)

"Lynn Collins's feisty Dejah Thoris is the best kick-ass sci-fi princess since Leia"

Dave Golder

36%

In Time (2011)

"Andrew Niccol's dystopia never really feels like anything other than a depthless, stylish sleek surface."

Ian Berriman

63%

Dellamorte Dellamore (Cemetery Man) (Demons '95) (Of Death, of Love) (1996)

"A triumph of style over content it may be, but Michele Soavi's film is still wickedly original and full of ambition."

Russell Lewin

63%

Blood Car (2007)

"Undeniably inventive, unconventional and occasionally very witty."

Rosie Fletcher

68%

Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)

"Defies Hollywood's conventional money-making formula by injecting a fresh shot of creativity into the series... and it's arse-clenchingly scary."

Jordan Farley

98%

Repo Man (1984)

"Crammed with quotable, often gnomic one-liners, and set to an achingly cool soundtrack of hardcore punk, it's a movie with a disreputable, insolent charm."

Ian Berriman

72%

Fright Night (2011)

"You have to wonder whether everybody involved in this remake went in with the mission statement to make the most average vampire movie ever. If so, they did a sterling job."

Dave Golder

58%

Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark (2011)

"Unlikely to leave many adult viewers with a case of nyctophobia."

Ian Berriman

60%

Real Steel (2011)

"Real Steel is constructed from two incompatible movies that should never have co-existed: serious science fiction set in a plausible near-future and a gooey, sentimental family drama."

Richard Edwards

17%

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012)

"Spirit Of Vengeance is madder than a line of designer guinea pig pyjamas and possesses the energy of a pre-schooler on a diet of candy floss and insulin shots."

Jordan Farley

40%

Thief and the Cobbler (1995)

"A cartoon legend, a massively ambitious film decades in the making. Even in this butchered, cretinously dumbed-down version, its incredible hubris shines through."

Andrew Osmond

65%

The Woman in Black (2012)

"Radcliffe couldn't have known that the editing process would place his not-disgraceful performance within a noisy, clattering movie about a man who is either suicidally brave or clinically deaf. "

Jon Hamblin

32%

Intruders (2012)

"Intruders has many familiar elements, but it's not a problem; the film uses its archetypes wisely, and never glibly."

Andrew Osmond

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Doctor Who - The Sensorites (2003)

"After the first episode, silent, shadowy strangeness is traded for local council wrangling among the stars. Shame."

Nick Setchfield

77%

Melancholia (2011)

"Von Trier's most mainstream film and though not exactly laugh-a-minute, easily his most entertaining too."

Jordan Farley

85%

A Monster in Paris (2013)

"Solidly staged and charmingly quirky, but be prepared for a few longueurs."

Andrew Osmond

52%

Perfect Sense (2012)

"Beautifully shot, scored and edited. Unfortunately it's hobbled by the central performances, which feel too distant to allow the level of emotional investment required."

Jordan Farley

85%

Chronicle (2012)

"A lot darker and disturbing than you might expect, Chronicle is a consistently watchable, assured debut, which largely overcomes the problems of its (now long past its sell-by date) format."

Dave Golder

26%

Underworld Awakening (2012)

"It's not awful, merely functional and lacking an identity now that the lore of previous entries has been abandoned."

Jordan Farley

12%

The Darkest Hour (2011)

"In what might prove to be one of the most egregious examples of concept far outstripping execution, The Darkest Hour ends up as this year's Skyline: aliens+paper-thin screenplay=cinematic snooze."

James White

41%

Silent House (2012)

"The cleverly and handsomely achieved gimmick compensates for troublesome motivation and suspension of disbelief issues to make this a genuinely fresh treat for horror fans."

Jane Crowther

61%

Final Destination 5 (2011)

"Fails to breathe new life into a tired franchise. "

Jordan Farley

44%

Cowboys & Aliens (2011)

"Takes an excellent premise full of potential, and makes it dull."

Rob Power

80%

Videodrome (1983)

"Simultaneously sleazy and cerebral, it's a film whose surrealist setpieces burn a brand on the brain."

Ian Berriman

81%

The Skin I Live In (2011)

"More than justifies the usual Almodóvar adjectives: 'dark','unusual', 'erotic' and 'twisted'."

Russell Lewin

60%

Frankenhooker (1990)

"If you're the kind of exploitation-loving deviant who finds Re-Animator overly sober, you'll be one satisfied John."

Calvin Baxter

26%

Your Highness (2011)

"There are glimmers of inspired comedy, but rather than explore the genre's stereotypes, the movie constantly falls back on smut."

Alec Worley

71%

Hanna (2011)

"As a thriller, this strange, at times hypnotic, fable about a damaged little girl severely disappoints."

Alec Worley

37%

Mars Needs Moms (2011)

"A solid, vibrant family film that parents and young-ish nippers can enjoy together."

Guy Haley

23%

Sucker Punch (2011)

"An ambitious yet flawed effort, but one executed with undoubted style and verve."

Rob Power

26%

Green Lantern (2011)

"While it doesn't reach the heady heights of Iron Man, it's a worthy addition to DC's movie universe."

Rob Power

36%

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

"This is Michael Bay back on form... although, alas, that's a phrase destined to make more sensitive cinephiles gag."

Dave Bradley

96%

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (2011)

"Key moments are rushed or brushed aside, in favour of keeping the focus squarely on Harry and his two besties."

Rob Power

98%

Brazil (1985)

"Gilliam at his incomparable best - a glorious, elegant mess."

Richard Edwards

79%

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

"Full of knowing nods for fans and stunningly designed, Captain America might not be perfect but it is an awful lot of fun. "

Rob Power

91%

Arthur Christmas (2011)

"There's some great stuff here... What's missing is the delightful Britishness of Nick Park's films. "

Neil Smith

6%

Dream House (2011)

"This is one property you'd do well to stay away from."

James White

24%

Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011)

"It's essentially one insufferably long pregnancy sequence sandwiched between a sweet wedding and gruesome birth"

Jordan Farley

62%

The Awakening (2012)

"The Awakening is a classy old-fashioned ghost tale in the tradition of The Turn Of The Screw"

Rosie Fletcher

35%

Immortals (2011)

"Immortals doesn't lack a sense of wonder. You spend most of the film wondering why they bothered making it. "

Dave Golder

36%

In Time (2011)

"For all its flaws, this remains worth some of your hard-earned time."

James White

61%

Mimic (1997)

"Del Toro's excision of 95% of the "second-unit crap" foisted on him makes this cut a more subtle work."

Ian Berriman

88%

X-Men: First Class (2011)

"The film tries to do too much, to cover too much ground... The result is a film that's very easy to enjoy, but hard to love."

Dave Golder

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Night Caller from Outer Space (1966)

"Future Hammer helmer John Gilling conjures moments of delicious creepiness and the occasional jolt of genuine nastiness. "

Nick Setchfield

85%

Contagion (2011)

"Contagion's not the feel-good movie of the year, but it's effective, compelling and smart and will have you twitching at every cough you hear for days afterwards."

James White

75%

The Adventures of Tintin (2011)

"Tintin never registers on an emotional level, but this doesn't make it any less of a cinematic marvel."

Alec Worley

68%

Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)

"As before, this third entry in the franchise brushes aside such fripperies as a complex, involving narrative and drills straight down into our most primal fears. The results are as nerve-jangling as ever."

Ian Berriman

36%

The Thing (2011)

"While it doesn't spoil the legacy of John Carpenter's film, it doesn't exactly add much to it either."

James White

60%

Real Steel (2011)

"A family movie like Disney used to make, with all the faults and bonuses that implies."

Dave Golder

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