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    • Brian Juergens

CampBlood.org

  
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Rating Title Year Quote Author

Tomato
6/10

9 (2009)

"While it brings the unique and striking vision of Acker to the table, in the end it's not much more than playing with dolls."

Brian Juergens

Tomato
6/10

Afterschool (2009)

"Deserves credit for managing to make prep school seem like the most hellish place on the planet, but is at some points hard to watch for all the wrong reasons."

Brian Juergens

Splat
2/10

Couples Retreat (2009)

"If battering an audience in the face with Jon Favreau's waxed bosoms for 102 minutes now qualifies as comedy, I never want to laugh again."

Brian Juergens

Tomato
10/10

District 9 (2009)

"Like all great science fiction, District 9 entertains mercilessly even as it challenges us to be better people. Original, urgent and not to be missed."

Brian Juergens

Tomato
9/10

Drag Me To Hell (2009)

"A gooey, frenetic, raucous and mind-meltingly clever delight. This fabulously compact little morality tale is the most fun you'll ever have analyzing our economic collapse."

Brian Juergens

Splat
2/10

The Fourth Kind (2009)

"In short, The Fourth Kind pisses on your leg, tells you it's raining, and then tries to sell you a raincoat made of dog hair and corn chips."

Brian Juergens

Splat
4/10

Friday the 13th (2009)

"A boring retread that downgrades one of our great masked men to being a hillbilly with mommy issues and no sense for decorating. And if I wanted that, I'd rent Nell."

Brian Juergens

Splat
0/10

Halloween II (2009)

"When Zombie kills a cow with an ambulance in the opening scene the cow dies quietly and doesn't then have to sit through the rest of the movie. And they say he shows no mercy!"

Brian Juergens

Tomato
8/10

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

"An impressive and troubling work, boasting a dark and nightmarish undertow that many more "adult" or "legitimate" films attempt but fail to achieve."

Brian Juergens

Splat
4/10

Horsemen (2009)

"The scenes of Quaid interrogating Zhang boast the hottest 'Outlet Mall Silence of the Lambs Acting' we're likely to see this year."

Brian Juergens

Tomato
8/10

The House of the Devil (2009)

"This pitch-perfect genre throwback would be right at home among the creaky and weird supernatural thrillers of the 70's and 80's. (And yes, I mean that as a compliment.)"

Brian Juergens

Tomato
7/10

I Sell the Dead (2009)

"This one put a smile on my face in a way that few zombies movie have since they reanimated Mae West for Sextette."

Brian Juergens

Splat
5/10

The Invention of Lying (2009)

"Here's a philosophical question worth pondering: If only half of the movie is a bad rom-com, is it half-empty or half-full?"

Brian Juergens

Splat
5/10

Jennifer's Body (2009)

"Though it clearly admires %u2013 even borrows from %u2013 such solid girl-power smackdowns as Ginger Snaps and Heathers, Body fails to capture much of their bite."

Brian Juergens

Tomato
7/10

The Last House on the Left (2009)

"Given my particular distaste for both remakes and rape-revenge movies, I was as surprised as anyone to find that this is a better horror movie than it probably should be."

Brian Juergens

Tomato
8/10

Orphan (2009)

"Balancing well-rendered melodrama with some impressively ballsy genre moves, Orphan is more enjoyable trash than it should be. Call it John and Kate Plus Hate."

Brian Juergens

Tomato
6/10

Paranormal Activity (2009)

"It's worth checking out, but just barely. I'm sorry to say that the scariest thing about this film is the couple's godawful taste in home furnishings."

Brian Juergens

Splat
4/10

A Perfect Getaway (2009)

"Prides itself on a clever twist and a few great red herrings. You know how I know? Because it actually tells us. Literally. As in, in the dialogue."

Brian Juergens

Tomato
8/10

Rogue (2008)

"Rock out with your croc out: A lean, mean and wonderfully fun little fright flick in the tradition of Jaws 2, Orca and Deep Blue Sea."

Brian Juergens

Tomato
7/10

Sorority Row (2009)

"A movie that starts with a trampoline pillow-fight and ends with a pile of dead co-eds could have been a misogynistic mess, but Sorority Row is a snappy, bloody blast."

Brian Juergens

Tomato
6/10

Taking Woodstock (2009)

"Like its central character, Woodstock never makes it to the big show. But the lesson seems to be that it's not the destination that matters, it's the trip."

Brian Juergens

Tomato
9/10

Trick 'r Treat (2009)

"Feels not just like a series of stories set on Halloween, but a blood-spattered portrait of what makes this holiday so beloved, so dangerous, and so much damn fun."

Brian Juergens

Tomato
8/10

Zombieland (2009)

"While not a true zom-com classic like Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland is just as much breezy, brainless fun as one of the rollercoasters that mark its horizon."

Brian Juergens

  
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