Rating Title | Year Quote Author
1 46%

Step Up 3 (2010)

"Director Jon Chu is, to lesser acclaim, a modern day Busby Berkeley; he's a choreographer, not a storyteller."

Posted Aug 5, 2010

Anders Wotzke

2 74%

Splice (2010)

"Natali [takes] his film down some dark and disturbing paths, and even if you're not overly keen about the destination, you have to commend him for daring to go there."

Posted Aug 2, 2010

Anders Wotzke

3 83%

The Ghost Writer (2010)

"This lazily plotted and performed political snoozer has to be one of the most disappointing films I've seen all year."

Posted Aug 2, 2010

Anders Wotzke

4 85%

Me and Orson Welles (2009)

"McKay is magnificent [as Welles]. Not for a moment did I doubt that this was the man who went on to make Citizen Kane. "

Posted Jul 30, 2010

Anders Wotzke

5 11%

Killers (2010)

"Heigl and Kutcher's romance has about as much crackle as a bowl of soggy Rice Bubbles."

Posted Jul 30, 2010

Anders Wotzke

6 86%

Inception (2010)

"And [Nolan] said, "let there be originality", and there was originality. He called it Inception and audiences and critics alike saw that it was good."

Posted Jul 21, 2010

Anders Wotzke

7 54%

The Killer Inside Me (2010)

"Feminists, look away now."

Posted Jul 15, 2010

Anders Wotzke

8 66%

The Karate Kid (2010)

"Wax on, nod off."

Posted Jul 12, 2010

Anders Wotzke

9 75%

The Waiting City (2010)

"Living up to its name, The Waiting City rewards patience. The film's initial unevenness is remedied by a captivating second half full of heart."

Posted Jul 10, 2010

Anders Wotzke

10 49%

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)

"I left the cinema feeling as though I deserved a t-shirt that read 'I survived the Eclipse'"

Posted Jul 1, 2010

Anders Wotzke

11 99%

Toy Story 3 (2010)

"One sequence alone has more heart, humour, intellect and hair-raising thrills than most films - live-action or animated - have overall."

Posted Jun 25, 2010

Anders Wotzke

12 53%

Knight & Day (2010)

"The opening mid-air shootout is edgy, funny and clouded in question-raising mystique. It's everything the film that follows is not."

Posted Jun 23, 2010

Anders Wotzke

13 96%

Exit Through The Gift Shop (2010)

"Be it documentary or mockumentary, art of graffiti, there's no denying that Exit Through the Gift Shop is damn good cinema."

Posted May 22, 2010

Anders Wotzke

14 36%

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010)

"Rejoice! Hollywood have, at long last, made a video game adaptation that is not complete tripe."

Posted May 18, 2010

Anders Wotzke

15 43%

Robin Hood (2010)

"In director Ridley Scott's take [of Robin Hood], what was green is now grey, lively now lethargic and merry now miserable."

Posted May 13, 2010

Anders Wotzke

16 40%

Letters to Juliet (2010)

"Diabetics steer clear; so awfully saccharine is the derivative romantic drama Letters to Juliet, it may induce a hyperglycemic coma."

Posted May 4, 2010

Anders Wotzke

17 73%

Iron Man 2 (2010)

"Unambitiously [believes] that only way to improve on the original is to add more of everything. More heroes! More villains! More CGI! And more Robert Downey Jr.! Surprisingly, the result isn't all bad."

Posted Apr 27, 2010

Anders Wotzke

18 64%

Harry Brown (2010)

"The moment Barber resorts to over-the-top violence as a means to an end, Harry Brown becomes an unintentional farce."

Posted Apr 27, 2010

Anders Wotzke

19 63%

Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)

"It's crude, inane and manic, but boy is it funny."

Posted Apr 23, 2010

Anders Wotzke

20 48%

The Book of Eli (2010)

"Are we really supposed to believe that an iPod's battery life will outlast religion? "

Posted Apr 12, 2010

Anders Wotzke

21 98%

How to Train Your Dragon (2010)

"The most important message of [ How to Train Your Dragon] is from DreamWorks to their rivals Pixar. It simply reads, "We're baaaack.""

Posted Apr 3, 2010

Anders Wotzke

22 28%

Clash of the Titans (2010)

"Do yourself a favour and avoid the 3D. Do yourself a bigger favour and avoid the film entirely"

Posted Apr 1, 2010

Anders Wotzke

23 63%

Brothers (2009)

"Remakes this good are one in a million."

Posted Mar 25, 2010

Anders Wotzke

24 76%

Kick-Ass (2010)

"Kick-Ass is what Spider-Man would have looked like if it was directed by Quentin Tarantino using the cast of Spy Kids. In other words, pure awesome."

Posted Mar 19, 2010

Anders Wotzke

25 19%

Cop Out (2010)

"Some of the jokes in [Cop Out] are so far beyond the realms of lame, you have to wonder whether it's intentional."

Posted Mar 16, 2010

Anders Wotzke

26 53%

Green Zone (2010)

"Even as cushy popcorn action, Green Zone misfires."

Posted Mar 11, 2010

Anders Wotzke

27 27%

Remember Me (2010)

"If it is to be remembered, it'll be for all the wrong reasons."

Posted Mar 4, 2010

Anders Wotzke

28 51%

Alice in Wonderland (2010)

"The closest you'll get to absolute madness without being locked in a room with padded walls...a wondrous piece of escapism."

Posted Feb 26, 2010

Anders Wotzke

29 69%

Shutter Island (2010)

"Scorsese still knows how to put on one hell of a show."

Posted Feb 17, 2010

Anders Wotzke

30 37%

From Paris with Love (2010)

"Armed to the teeth with more action movie clichés than a Steven Seagal show reel. Yep, it has 'guilty pleasure' stamped all over it."

Posted Feb 16, 2010

Anders Wotzke

31 85%

A Single Man (2009)

"Thanks to Ford's acute sense of style, such sobering themes have never looked so good."

Posted Feb 12, 2010

Anders Wotzke

32 34%

The Wolfman (2010)

"Johnston's direction sidesteps suspense to deliver a surplus of tactless, out-of-nowhere jump scares that are more irritating than frightening."

Posted Feb 11, 2010

Anders Wotzke

33 91%

Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire (2009)

"Arriving in the wake of the awfully mawkish Invictus and the overbearingly bleak The Road, Precious succeeds because it strikes a balance between the two emotional extremes."

Posted Jan 31, 2010

Anders Wotzke

34 84%

The Princess and the Frog (2009)

"It's likely that The Princess and the Frog will be remembered for being the first Disney animation to feature a black princess, rather than for being a great movie."

Posted Jan 27, 2010

Anders Wotzke

35 67%

Daybreakers (2010)

"Yes, Daybreakers is another vampire film, but don't hold it against it. This is stuff Twilight fans have nightmares about..."

Posted Jan 26, 2010

Anders Wotzke

36 25%

Law Abiding Citizen (2009)

"In another time and place, Law Abiding Citizen could have been an intelligent critique of a flawed criminal justice system. Instead, I present you Gerard Butler, ruthlessly hacking a guy into 25 little pieces."

Posted Jan 22, 2010

Anders Wotzke

37 91%

Up in the Air (2009)

"Up in the Air is one of few movies to truly get with the times, and actually get it right."

Posted Jan 19, 2010

Anders Wotzke

38 79%

Nowhere Boy (2010)

"A gratifying music biopic that is surprisingly humble in its treatment of John Lennon"

Posted Dec 21, 2009

Anders Wotzke

39 70%

Coffin Rock (2009)

"Just off the beaten track from Wolf Creek and Cape Fear is Rupert Glasson's promising feature debut Coffin Rock; a must-see destination for deftly crafted thrills and chills."

Posted Dec 19, 2009

Anders Wotzke

40 76%

Invictus (2009)

"Like the pseudo biopic on Mandela, the rugby half is both shallow and generic, qualities echoed by the horrendously mawkish theme song 'Colorblind' that is enough to make Invictus seem like a parody of an inspirational film."

Posted Dec 17, 2009

Anders Wotzke

41 32%

The Lovely Bones (2009)

"A film that shines only in short, erratic bursts. It can be an emotional film, a disturbing film, a romantic film, a funny film and a breathtaking film, but never a seamless blend of each."

Posted Dec 15, 2009

Anders Wotzke

42 83%

Avatar (2009)

"Coating classic romanticism with breathtaking 3D visuals, Avatar transports us to another world for 162 minutes of sensory bliss."

Posted Dec 14, 2009

Anders Wotzke

43 75%

The Road (2009)

"Watching McCarthy's story unfold is a lot like listening to a brooding musician hold down the lowest key on a piano for two unrelenting hours."

Posted Dec 10, 2009

Anders Wotzke

44 21%

Planet 51 (2009)

"I'm going to go out on a limb and say Planet 51 was written by a bunch of monkeys...who were trapped in a room with some typewriters. Surprisingly, the works of Shakespeare are the only texts they haven't blatantly ripped off."

Posted Dec 6, 2009

Anders Wotzke

45 94%

Les beaux gosses (The French Kissers) (2009)

"Squeamishly forthright and deliberately rough-around-the-edges, Sattouf's film humorously captures the weird, wonderful and often humiliating stages of adolescence."

Posted Dec 6, 2009

Anders Wotzke

46 57%

9 (2009)

"Visually striking...[but] it feels as if Acker was pressured into making a money-making thrill ride instead of a mind-mulling sci-fi."

Posted Dec 4, 2009

Anders Wotzke

47 72%

Where the Wild Things Are (2009)

"If Sendak's book spoke directly to the child inside all of us, Spike Jonze's film adaptation lets it run wild for 100 magical minutes."

Posted Nov 30, 2009

Anders Wotzke

48 83%

Paranormal Activity (2009)

"Don't believe the hype. You'll enjoy it far more that way."

Posted Nov 25, 2009

Anders Wotzke

49 87%

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (2009)

"What's this? A deliciously witty, wildly imaginative and visually spectacular 3D animated film that's not by Pixar studios!? How did this happen?"

Posted Nov 22, 2009

Anders Wotzke

50 28%

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

"There's a bit more meat on the bones of Meyer's story and less meandering schmaltz, but [...] it's still a gruelling endurance test for anyone with a Y chromosome."

Posted Nov 19, 2009

Anders Wotzke

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