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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
1 28%

Clash of the Titans (2010)

"What this remake needs is some gratuitous nudity to distract audiences from the lousy special effects, a bit like in the, um, original movie . . ."

Posted Apr 16, 2010

James O'Ehley

2 69%

Shutter Island (2010)

"They don't call him Martin Scorsese for nothing you know!"

Posted Mar 25, 2010

James O'Ehley

3 34%

The Wolfman (2010)

"A bad idea from the start."

Posted Feb 16, 2010

James O'Ehley

4 57%

9 (2009)

"This movie is what would happen if the folks at Pixar were manic depressives . . ."

Posted Jan 4, 2010

James O'Ehley

5 70%

Sherlock Holmes (2009)

"This new Sherlock Holmes movie asks the question, "What if Sherlock Holmes belonged to Fight Club?""

Posted Jan 4, 2010

James O'Ehley

6 72%

Where the Wild Things Are (2009)

"Bring the Prozac . . ."

Posted Dec 29, 2009

James O'Ehley

7 21%

Planet 51 (2009)

"Nothing really gels and Planet 51 just comes across as shrill, rushed and unfunny."

Posted Dec 15, 2009

James O'Ehley

8 83%

Paranormal Activity (2009)

"Paranormal Activity boasts some scary moments, sure, but the movie cannot live up to its own hype . . ."

Posted Dec 15, 2009

James O'Ehley

9 39%

2012 (2009)

"there is a misanthropic rush to be had from watching all those cities getting destroyed real good."

Posted Dec 7, 2009

James O'Ehley

10 90%

Zombieland (2009)

"Recommended zom com. You'll never look at cardiovascular workouts in the same way again!"

Posted Nov 24, 2009

James O'Ehley

11 ——

Scooby-Doo! The Mystery Begins (2009)

"What a steaming pile of Scooby-Poo."

Posted Nov 17, 2009

James O'Ehley

12 39%

Surrogates (2009)

"The end result is somewhat underwhelming. It's more of a novella than a novel, and hardly the science fiction action blockbuster audiences were expecting."

Posted Nov 17, 2009

James O'Ehley

13 33%

Terminator Salvation (2009)

"An at times directionless plot and some one-dimensional characters (one actress is simply around to appear pregnant it seems), but loads of action and loud explosions. You weren't expecting more than that, were you?"

Posted Nov 14, 2009

James O'Ehley

14 31%

Aliens in the Attic (2009)

"Disliking Aliens in the Attic because it is so blatantly aimed at kids is like disliking the desert for having no water in it . . ."

Posted Nov 14, 2009

James O'Ehley

15 98%

Up (2009)

"Maybe movies are getting worse or maybe Pixar is getting better or maybe it's a combination of the two - but Up is one of the year's best."

Posted Nov 14, 2009

James O'Ehley

16 54%

Disney's A Christmas Carol (2009)

"This new Christmas Carol starring Jim Carrey will scare the bejesus out of small children!"

Posted Nov 2, 2009

James O'Ehley

17 29%

Gamer (2009)

"Gamer feels like a video cheapie that just time warped in from the 1990s . . ."

Posted Nov 2, 2009

James O'Ehley

18 42%

Jennifer's Body (2009)

"We've seen episodes of Supernatural that are scarier and funnier - plus Megan Fox has a "no nudity" clause in her contract!"

Posted Oct 21, 2009

James O'Ehley

19 87%

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (2009)

"An original and highly recommended outing for animation fans. Dads can even take their kids..."

Posted Oct 19, 2009

James O'Ehley

20 22%

Blood: The Last Vampire (2009)

"Feels like one of those Underworld sequels, but with a samurai-wielding Japanese schoolgirl instead of the tight leather outfits . . ."

Posted Oct 14, 2009

James O'Ehley

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