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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
69%

The Croods (2013)

"Dreamworks have done far more than simply dust off The Flintstones 2.0; The Croods may not yet be a household name, but with their personal brand of buffoonery and heart, you'll be wanting an introduction. "

Alice Tynan

85%

Side Effects (2013)

"A neat little noir, that comes with an added dose of social smack down as Soderbergh takes a swing at Big Pharma and the casual medicalisation of Western culture."

Alice Tynan

92%

Silver Linings Playbook (2012)

"Silver Linings Playbook puts the "fun" in "dysfunction." And sure, that sounds glib, but actually, it's a rather extraordinary achievement. Especially when you're skirting on the edges of sanity. "

Alice Tynan

38%

The Guilt Trip (2012)

"Some actors you'd pay to watch read the phonebook; turns out it's worth paying to see Streisand eat a steak. "

Alice Tynan

86%

Wreck-it Ralph (2012)

"Anyone who grew up within a controller cable length of a gaming console will need to see this film."

Alice Tynan

65%

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

"Setting aside technological considerations, The Hobbit is nothing short of a joyous homecoming."

Alice Tynan

51%

Savages (2012)

"This film goes about as deep and dark as a summer high. Sure there are flashes of mexploitation fun, but ultimately it's just way too mellow, man."

Alice Tynan

47%

Bait (2012)

"Calling Bait 3D a crap film would be a compliment. "

Anthony Morris

94%

Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

"Summer lovin' just got a whole more stylish thanks to Wes Anderson."

Alice Tynan

80%

Magic Mike (2012)

"Magic Mike isn't going for heart like The Fully Monty; it's going for titillation, with a small side of post-GFC commentary if you care to look. "

Alice Tynan

87%

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

"The Dark Knight Rises not only realistically tackles the physical and emotional ravages and consequences of a being Batman, but also makes the entire three-film story scintillatingly cyclical."

Paul Verhoeven

73%

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

"This is a well made superhero film at a time when well-made superhero films aren't exactly hard to find; your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man's neighbourhood is starting to get pretty crowded. "

Anthony Morris

78%

Brave (2012)

"In the end it feels that destiny has passed by not just our heroine, but her vehicle too. "

Alyx Gorman

80%

Get the Gringo (2012)

"Gibson embraces the crazy and turns Get the Gringo into some good ol pulpy fun."

Alice Tynan

74%

Prometheus (2012)

"The film is utterly gorgeous to look at. Every exterior and interior shot looks like a painting, rendered in thick, velvety strokes. The CGI is entirely seamless, and, indeed, minimal considering the subject matter."

Paul Verhoeven

62%

Café de Flore (2012)

"Vallee tells the stories in an impressionistic way; Antoine's side of things occasionally verges on Tree of Life territory."

Anthony Morris

83%

Wish You Were Here (2013)

"Australian films rarely have difficultly looking good, and this one makes both Sydney and Cambodia look gorgeous and yet slightly menacing."

Anthony Morris

14%

Ecstasy (2012)

"Ecstasy proved itself to be resoundingly more soporific than serotonin enhancing. "

Alice Tynan

93%

Marvel's The Avengers (2012)

"The Avengers is one of the greatest superhero films ever made. It's smart, fast, unrelenting fun. An instant, nuanced classic."

Paul Verhoeven

78%

A Dangerous Method (2011)

"A Dangerous Method is masterful filmmaking on all levels, but alas, it also leaves you dreaming that Fassbender and Mortensen will return to these roles in a more focused story on the fathers of psychoanalysis. "

Alice Tynan

26%

Wrath of the Titans (2012)

"Those who didn't sleep through their mythology classes might recall that Helius was in fact the son of Hyperion. But, you know, Greek mythology? Whatevs, bro! Have another Tecate! "

Clem Bastow

50%

Mirror Mirror (2012)

"Mirror Mirror isn't the kind of classic that wins big awards or lavish praise. It's just a really sweet, charming film, and we can never have enough of those."

Anthony Morris

85%

The Hunger Games (2012)

"Ross has successfully dissected and expanded the book and produced something that works as a film -- so long as you're not too precious about its origins."

Ariel Katz

50%

The Rum Diary (2011)

"After all the promise of a perfect cocktail, The Rum Diary quickly becomes like being the only sober person at a party where everyone else is absolutely trashed."

Alice Tynan

85%

21 Jump Street (2012)

"You'd expect at 21 Jump Street remake to suck, and this film, for all its obviousness in delivery, doesn't."

Alyx Gorman

59%

Any Questions for Ben? ()

"It's a slick, lightweight feel-good film about a bunch of characters who happen to be sharing their glamorous, hard-partying lifestyle with you for a couple of hours."

Anthony Morris

30%

The Vow (2012)

"The film may be entirely unafraid of predictability, but it's sweet, shiny and well acted; essentially it delivers exactly what it says on the box."

Alice Tynan

17%

A Few Best Men ()

"Achieves is perhaps the first steps toward a different sort of wedding-related film in the Australian landscape: not one trying to compete with a cult classic, but one that's just looking to let its hair down and have a good time."

Ariel Katz

98%

The Artist (2011)

"It's a deliriously, wondrously, unspeakably fabulous film. "

Alice Tynan

85%

The Ides of March (2011)

"As a portrait of power, hubris and the systematic corruption of integrity, The Ides of March makes for compelling viewing. It's well-crafted, wonderfully scored and solidly acted across the board."

Alice Tynan

24%

Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011)

"It's based on a series of truly idiotic novels which, whilst works of an evil marketing genius, are artistic pollutants. Try and avoid getting dragged along to this one."

Paul Verhoeven

74%

Burning Man (2012)

"Teplitzky's expressionist handling of all those wonderful contradictions is what makes Burning Man a resounding triumph."

Clem Bastow

99%

This Is Not a Film (2012)

"Equally at home with fiction and non-fiction genres and a filmmaker consistently interested in blurring those demarcations, Panahi's latest effort has a deceptively unstructured and spontaneous quality underpinned by a clear intellectual agenda."

Rose Capp

36%

In Time (2011)

"At this point in his career, writer/director/producer Niccol seems to be amusing himself -- indeed he's admitted as much in terms of the winks and nods to Gattaca that he's peppered the film with. "

Clem Bastow

71%

Hanna (2011)

"[Joe] Wright is a natural successor to the late Anthony Minghella, able to deftly mix visual panache with small-scale emotion."

Clem Bastow

23%

The Smurfs (2011)

"The film indulges in a level of product placement not seen since the glory days of Mac & Me."

Clem Bastow

93%

Take Shelter (2011)

"Those who've never understood [anxiety] could do to see Take Shelter as a total immersion virtual reality experience."

Clem Bastow

58%

Red State (2011)

"It's Kevin Smith, though, which means that "all over the shop" is par for the course, and the shop that Red State wanders all over is, for the most part, compelling. "

Clem Bastow

79%

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

"As the delightfully over-the-top Red Skull, Hugo Weaving has the most fun playing a noseless villain since Ralph Fiennes lopped his off as Voldemort."

Clem Bastow

44%

Cowboys & Aliens (2011)

"No amount of gee-whiz techno-wizardry or nifty pop-cultural juxtapositions can save Cowboys & Aliens from two terrible truths: it has a dud script, and a dud director. "

Clem Bastow

85%

Contagion (2011)

"It's Purell for the disaster movie movement. You may find yourself wishing for a little more grime and viscera. "

Clem Bastow

36%

The Thing (2011)

"Relying almost entirely on special effects for the few scares it does have, it's the kind of uninspired remake that kills franchises stone dead."

Anthony Morris

23%

What's Your Number? (2011)

"The film isn't great, but Faris is."

Ariel Katz

26%

The Cup (2012)

"It won't stop the nation, but it will while away a Saturday afternoon. "

Clem Bastow

60%

Real Steel (2011)

"Whatever your age, if you've ever crashed two toy robots together you won't want to miss this."

Anthony Morris

70%

The Hunter (2012)

"There is an elegiac quality to The Hunter that makes it intoxicating in spite of its faults."

Clem Bastow

78%

Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)

"Stone and Gosling are great together; anyone want to put them together in a rom-com spin-off, you've sold one ticket right here."

Anthony Morris

4%

Abduction (2011)

"We may never know if Abduction is satire or misfire, but I spent the entire film wracked by gales of choking laughter. "

Clem Bastow

58%

The Eye of the Storm (2012)

"A frank, funny and immensely satisfying adaptation of White's novel and a welcome return to the screen for one of Australia's most accomplished directors."

Rose Capp

90%

Face to Face (2013)

"For a film that is still mostly just people in a room talking -- and more importantly, for a low-budget Australian drama, a category that often rings alarm bells -- Face to Face impresses in just about every way."

Anthony Morris

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