Splat 2/5 |
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000) |
"...it's just not a good film." |
Chuck Dowling |
Splat 1/4 |
Apocalypse Now Redux (2001) |
"I find this vaguely Stalinist notion of "correcting" [the film] to be frightening and kind of sickening." |
Jaime N. Christley |
Tomato 5/5 |
Apocalypse Now Redux (2001) |
"The real reason to rejoice the arrival of Redux is the opportunity to see Apocalypse Now in all its glory, as movies were meant to be seen." |
Shay Casey |
Tomato 3/5 |
Charlie's Angels (2000) |
"It's a rockin', titillating, action packed good time..." |
Chuck Dowling |
Tomato 3/5 |
Charlie's Angels (2000) |
"It's a rockin', titillating, action packed good time..." |
Chuck Dowling |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Cheech and Chong's - Nice Dreams (1981) |
"Comedy duo Cheech and Chong's third motion picture is essentially the same as their first film Up in Smoke, with only some minimal role reversal thrown into the mix." |
Chuck Dowling |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Company Man (2001) |
"...a madcap romp that ends up only qualifying as disgruntled at best." |
Norman Short |
Splat 2/5 |
The Crew (2000) |
"The premise itself is gangbusters, but the script by Barry Fanaro (Kingpin) is simply weak and devoid of humor..." |
Chuck Dowling |
Splat 2/5 |
The Crew (2000) |
"The premise itself is gangbusters, but the script by Barry Fanaro (Kingpin) is simply weak and devoid of humor." |
Chuck Dowling |
Splat 2/5 |
The Crow: Salvation (2000) |
"Please, God, make the hurting stop.
" |
Norman Short |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Cut (2000) |
"There's a decent idea in this mess somewhere, but its the specifics that ruin the overall concept." |
Chuck Dowling |
Splat 2/5 |
Death Before Dishonor (1987) |
"...manages to hold its own within its niche ridden with low expectations" |
Norman Short |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Dinosaur (2000) |
"Amazing... that's all I can say." |
Chuck Dowling |
Splat 2/5 |
Don't Say a Word (2001) |
"Starts off simple, gets unnecessarily complicated, ties itself into further knots." |
Shay Casey |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Dr. T and the Women (2000) |
"'Dr. T' is not Altman's best work, but it is far from his worst." |
Shay Casey |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Enemy at the Gates (2001) |
"It eventually falls flat on its face." |
Shay Casey |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Finding Forrester (2000) |
"...performances ultimately make this movie work." |
Chuck Dowling |
3/5 |
Fly Away Home (1996) |
"Beautiful looking and well acted, but lacking in the kind of tension that marks a well-told tale." |
Dan Jardine |
Tomato 5/5 |
Forrest Gump (1994) |
"Forrest Gump is a film that appeals on many levels..." |
Norman Short |
Tomato 5/5 |
Ghost World (2001) |
"A gentle, nuanced film about an oft-ignored section of the population." |
Shay Casey |
Tomato 4/5 |
Girlfight (2000) |
"I knew long before the film was over that I'd seen the beginning of something special.
" |
Norman Short |
Tomato 4/5 |
Girlfight (2000) |
"Kusama's script never pigeonholes its characters into easy types, and the relationships are unforced." |
Shay Casey |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Great Muppet Caper (1981) |
"Everything is bigger in the Muppets' second outing: bigger locales, larger musical numbers, and more impressive puppetry." |
Chuck Dowling |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Halloween II (1981) |
"Fits into that category of movie sequels that have a huge reputation to live up to, and while they aren't nearly as good as the original, they are still fine efforts." |
Chuck Dowling |
Splat .5/5 |
Hangman (2000) |
"The two leads deserve much better than this." |
Chuck Dowling |
Tomato 75/100 |
Inside Hana's Suitcase (2009) |
"Weinstein displays considerable flair, both with image and sound, producing a document to the Brady family that has true universality." |
Dan Jardine |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Inspectors 2: A Shred of Evidence (2000) |
"Why can't the Post Office get some good PR once in a while?" |
Chuck Dowling |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Josie and the Pussycats (2001) |
"Josie and the Pussycats carries a sort of lively playfulness that winds up fairly addictive in its own right." |
Shay Casey |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Jurassic Park III (2001) |
"The direction is ever more pedestrian, and the characters increasingly resemble so much warm tapioca." |
Shay Casey |
Splat 1/5 |
The King's Guard (2000) |
"I could swear I was watching the mythical lost Eric Roberts episode of 'Shelley Duvall's Faerie Tale Theatre'." |
Chuck Dowling |
Splat 2/5 |
A Knight's Tale (2001) |
"A confused bore of a picture, intermittently entertaining, but bogged down by so many dull patches that it barely seems to be moving at all." |
Shay Casey |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) |
"This plot has two major strikes against it: It's mindless and convoluted." |
Shay Casey |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Lucky Numbers (1999) |
"...what makes Lucky Numbers ultimately work is the character of Russ Richards, both because of the way it was written and because of the performance by John Travolta." |
Chuck Dowling |
Tomato 3/5 |
Midway (1976) |
"Midway is a solid WWII film, not amongst the best but certainly better than most." |
Chuck Dowling |
Tomato 4/5 |
The Muppet Movie (1979) |
"It's a testament to the magic of Jim Henson and the Muppets that this film is still fantastic on all levels." |
Chuck Dowling |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) |
"The Muppets Take Manhattan isn't that great, but its certainly watchable..." |
Chuck Dowling |
Splat 1/5 |
Notting Hill (1999) |
"One good montage does not a good movie make..." |
Chuck Dowling |
Splat 0.5/5 |
Original Sin (2001) |
"A load of pretentious crap." |
Shay Casey |
Splat 1.5/5 |
Patch Adams (1998) |
"Williams can do this kind of performance in his sleep (and I'm sure that he does)." |
Chuck Dowling |
Tomato 3.5/5 |
Pay It Forward (2000) |
"...for 110 straight minutes, I could find little fault with the film." |
Chuck Dowling |
Splat 2.5/5 |
Pay It Forward (2000) |
"It's not looking to touch us in any meaningful way; it's just looking to make us cry so we (and the Academy) will be fooled into heaping awards on it come next March." |
Shay Casey |
Splat 2/5 |
Pearl Harbor (2001) |
"Pearl Harbor is product, not film." |
Shay Casey |
Tomato 4/5 |
Platoon (1986) |
"I think now, looking back at Platoon, its easy to see how influential the film was..." |
Chuck Dowling |
Splat 2/5 |
Postcards From the Edge (1990) |
"I've said it before and I'll say it again: I do not care about the problems of the rich." |
Chuck Dowling |
Tomato 4/5 |
Princess Caraboo (1994) |
"What a sweet, charming, fairy tale of a movie this is..." |
Chuck Dowling |
Tomato 3/5 |
Psycho Beach Party (2000) |
"It may be fluff, but it's knowing, relatively enjoyable fluff." |
Shay Casey |
Splat 1/5 |
Queens of Comedy (2001) |
"Bargain basement material here that any high school kid could make up on their own..." |
Chuck Dowling |
Tomato 4/5 |
Quills (2000) |
"The film is neither a glorification nor a condemnation, but something much more interesting." |
Shay Casey |
Splat 2/5 |
Red Planet (2000) |
"While not as insipid as some of Hollywood's most recent Mars efforts, Red Planet is just about as unsuccessful at providing simple entertainment..." |
Chuck Dowling |
Splat 2/5 |
Red Planet (2000) |
"While not as insipid as some of Hollywood's most recent Mars efforts, Red Planet is just about as unsuccessful at providing simple entertainment..." |
Chuck Dowling |
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