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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
52%

Safe House (2012)

"An adrenaline rush of a movie about a novice CIA agent and the rogue agent he's charged with minding in Cape Town, South Africa."

Liz Braun

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The Snows of Kilimanjaro ()

"Translates perfectly well as a portrait of Boomers who pat themselves on the back for past glories and the reality of a resentful younger demographic on their heels."

Jim Slotek

43%

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012)

"Unfortunately, there's as yet no way to computer-generate character development or sharp writing."

Jim Slotek

28%

The Vow (2012)

"This is one big, fat schmaltzy drama."

Jim Slotek

80%

We Need to Talk About Kevin (2012)

"The film investigates the world of parenting in a fashion far removed from the usual candy-coated vision of mommies-and-babies-in-love."

Liz Braun

85%

Chronicle (2012)

"An inventive little coming-of-age thriller about power, revenge and the dark side of human nature."

Liz Braun

64%

The Woman in Black (2012)

"Loads of tension, psychological overtones, secrets and tons of "boo" moments, punctuated by the occasional violent payoff."

Jim Slotek

72%

Big Miracle (2012)

"Big Miracle is what Free Willy would be if everybody in the latter movie had cynical motivations."

Jim Slotek

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Pink Ribbons, Inc. ()

"Guaranteed to shock anyone who thinks that pink ribbon fund-raising is innocent -- or even useful in either preventing or curing breast cancer."

Bruce Kirkland

2%

One for the Money (2012)

"What a pity. You can see what Heigl is going for in this movie, and you can see the character she wants to play, but it doesn't come off."

Liz Braun

32%

Man on a Ledge (2012)

"The ensemble cast has enough bravado and energy to keep us going to the climactic end."

Bruce Kirkland

77%

The Grey (2012)

"Neeson being Neeson is just not enough to save the day. Or this depressing, dystopian movie."

Bruce Kirkland

100%

Monsieur Lazhar (2012)

"The film is a small, quiet drama that sneaks up on you and delivers an impressive emotional wallop."

Liz Braun

81%

Tyrannosaur (2011)

"Considine makes painterly use of the canvases that are Mullan's and Colman's faces, deep pools of ache, in different stages of their descent to a breaking point."

Jim Slotek

80%

Haywire (2012)

"While the plot is routine and familiar -- Carano is framed by other spies and targeted for extermination -- the overall visceral effect is fascinating."

Bruce Kirkland

36%

Red Tails (2012)

"The audience for Red Tails will be there out of interest in flying or history. Those viewers will not be disappointed."

Liz Braun

54%

In the Land of Blood and Honey (2011)

"Jolie has a number of things on her side here, including a superb cast that is mostly unknown to western viewers -- always a boon to the willing suspension of disbelief."

Liz Braun

15%

The Divide (2012)

"If it's possible to get bored with derangement, The Divide finds a way to make that happen."

Jim Slotek

54%

The Iron Lady (2012)

"Streep is uncanny as Britain's controversial first woman PM, emerging from beneath a minimum of latex to communicate an almost-forlorn and lonely steeliness."

Jim Slotek

34%

Joyful Noise (2012)

"It's a pastiche of calculated plot points and characters..."

Jim Slotek

45%

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (2012)

"Cue the Oscar nominations."

Bruce Kirkland

95%

Pina (2011)

"Thanks to 3D technology it's dance film quite unlike any other, which was filmmaker Wim Wenders' intention, and it's a transporting experience for the uninitiated and the cognoscenti alike."

Liz Braun

71%

Carnage (2011)

"The thin veneer of civilization cracks fast in Carnage, a darkly funny comedy of manners about how we live now."

Liz Braun

76%

War Horse (2011)

"The result is an epic piece of Spielbergian entertainment that will be enjoyed by most, save those who don't wish to be seen with their eyes moistening up in public."

Jim Slotek

63%

We Bought a Zoo (2011)

"A sweet-natured tale about animals and new beginnings that you'll want to see with your kids."

Liz Braun

75%

The Adventures of Tintin (2011)

"Determined purists may find reasons not to like this transition to the big screen. But if it was going to happen anyway, The Adventures of Tintin is as good as we could hope for. It's beyond reproach as family fare, equally entertaining for every age."

Jim Slotek

87%

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011)

"This is some pretty raw stuff to gift-wrap under the Christmas tree this holiday movie season. But it is also a great story for awards season, when adults can finally see movies for adults."

Jim Slotek

88%

Dragonslayer (2011)

"Dragonslayer is an amazing window into a particular part of the culture and how we live now."

Liz Braun

84%

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)

"Like its protagonist, the whole film moves at a steady, determined pace, cramming in personalities and events neatly, but with an attention-demanding density."

Jim Slotek

82%

Young Adult (2011)

"A kind of Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf for the reality-TV generation."

Jim Slotek

13%

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011)

"The movie is a way to kill 90 minutes if you have small children to amuse, but those 90 minutes could also be spent with them at the library, maybe, or at a swimming pool. "

Liz Braun

60%

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011)

"Fantastical, furious and really funny -- even better than the 2009 film which revived the Holmes franchise."

Bruce Kirkland

93%

Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (2011)

"It's fast and furious the whole way, and there's a lot to look at."

Liz Braun

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Everything and Everyone ()

"The only uncool thing about it by hipster standards would be its abundance of ostentatiously hot-button themes...Squeezing them in like thematic sardines is evidence of trying too hard. "

Jim Slotek

89%

Into The Abyss (2011)

"Into the Abyss makes Herzog's point powerfully, without descending to the level of polemic."

Jim Slotek

97%

The Artist (2011)

"The Artist is a witty little confection, bound to please but not necessarily to linger in the mind."

Liz Braun

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Happy People: A Year in the Taiga ()

"A year in the wilderness with Werner Herzog as a guide is a unique film experience."

Liz Braun

68%

The Eye of the Storm (2012)

"The film is blackly funny, incisive and often moving, and the performances are spectacular."

Liz Braun

94%

Paul Goodman Changed My Life (2011)

"But more remarkable than the accolades of his admirers is the (sometimes grudging) respect shown by his opponents and antagonists."

Jim Slotek

50%

Sleeping Beauty (2011)

"The film deals with the topic of sexual taboos in a transgressive manner that bends your brain. The whole enterprise may even be fraudulent."

Bruce Kirkland

22%

The Sitter (2011)

"There is no doubt an audience for this material among adolescent boys, but for almost everyone else, this is 82 deja vu minutes of your life you're not getting back."

Liz Braun

8%

New Year's Eve (2011)

"It's all edited with a Cuisinart, such that when a character you last saw 20 minutes ago (the movie's an excruciating two hours) pops up again, you have to remind yourself who they are."

Jim Slotek

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Surviving Progress ()

"In an ironically overpopulated documentary genre, it's a fresh approach."

Jim Slotek

96%

Tomboy (2011)

"Tomboy is a charming film about childhood and identity."

Liz Braun

92%

My Perestroika (2011)

"My Perestroika manages to paint a picture of a people twice-disillusioned by their political system -- a uniting thread between East and West, indeed."

Bruce Kirkland

80%

Shame (2011)

"Shame is a brilliant drama; it may also be the most uncomfortable 100 minutes you spend in a movie theatre this year."

Liz Braun

95%

Elite Squad: The Enemy Within (2011)

"An epic crime drama from Rio de Janeiro with a thrilling pace and an over-the-top body count."

Liz Braun

81%

Klitschko (2011)

"It's a story that commands attention, even for non-boxing fans."

Jim Slotek

84%

My Week with Marilyn (2011)

"The astonishing experience of watching Michelle Williams transform herself into Marilyn Monroe tends to block out everything else going on."

Liz Braun

94%

Hugo (2011)

"From Harry Potter, we know children appreciate magic when it comes from a wand. Hugo asks, in convincing fashion, that they see it in a simple flickering light."

Jim Slotek

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