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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
80%

Warm Bodies (2013)

"To call this an unlikely love story is an understatement, but it is precisely this level of weirdness that makes the romance between R and Julia so surprisingly touching."

Tim Martain

69%

The Croods (2013)

"The Croods is simple enough in its story and structure that its emotional honesty and touching message will catch you quite off-guard."

Tim Martain

15%

A Good Day To Die Hard (2013)

"Remember those Mr Magoo cartoons where the doddery old bald guy would blunder around various locations, leaving chaos in his wake while constantly insisting "I'm on vacation"?"

Tim Martain

75%

Goddess ()

"Liking Goddess is easy - this Aussie musical comedy is undeniably charming and its leading lady, Laura Michelle Kelly, is captivating."

Tim Martain

60%

Oz the Great and Powerful (2013)

"Something that stood out (so to speak) was the sheer amount of cleavage being exhibited by the movie's three witches - I thought Disney had a rule about this kind of thing?"

Tim Martain

67%

Cloud Atlas (2012)

"For a long, sprawling, high-concept, philosophical, stylistic mash-up of a film, Cloud Atlas is impressive and thought-provoking without ever being pretentious."

Tim Martain

45%

Beautiful Creatures (2013)

"While this movie easily has more charm than the cynically produced Twilight films, it somehow lacks the charisma."

Tim Martain

64%

Anna Karenina (2012)

"Between the screenplay by playwright Tom Stoppard and the direction of Joe Wright, Anna Karenina is a stylistically fascinating film."

Tim Martain

89%

Lincoln (2012)

"A remarkable performance by Daniel Day-Lewis is the glue that holds Lincoln together. Without him, this would be a very unremarkable film."

Tim Martain

93%

Zero Dark Thirty (2013)

"There is no Team America-style, flag-waving bravado behind this story - it is quite the opposite."

Tim Martain

63%

Hitchcock (2012)

"Hitchcock's playful yet slightly dark tone makes it an easy film to watch and the insight into Hitch the man will be a hoot for any fan of his work."

Tim Martain

88%

Life of Pi (2012)

"What better analogy for our place in the universe than a couple of scared creatures stranded on a precarious liferaft in the middle of a vast nothingness?"

Tim Martain

65%

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

"THE Hobbit occupies that same awkward spot in popular cinema as the Twilight movies in terms of balancing good cinema against fan-service."

Tim Martain

74%

Rise of the Guardians (2012)

"Whatever its agenda might (or might not) be, Rise of the Guardians is a surprisingly rousing tale with a story that resonates easily, if not deeply."

Tim Martain

85%

The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)

"The Perks of Being a Wallflower is funny, nostalgic, heartfelt and sweet, and so vivid it will practically make you feel the warm summer wind in your hair."

Tim Martain

92%

Skyfall (2012)

"Sometimes the old ways are the best. This is a theme and repeated line running throughout the new James Bond film Skyfall and never has it been more true."

Tim Martain

48%

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012)

"The Twilight Saga has finally ended, not with a triumphant roar but with the self-satisfied mumble of an inconsiderate lover rolling over and breaking wind as they fall asleep"

Tim Martain

82%

Seven Psychopaths (2012)

"Seven Psychopaths is almost certainly not the movie you'll be expecting it to be, but as long as you stick with it, this is one of its greatest strengths, not a weakness."

Tim Martain

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The First Fagin ()

"The First Fagin is a great example of how true stories are often more extraordinary than fiction."

Tim Martain

55%

Bachelorette (2012)

"A comedy with an almost cruel level of honesty that explores not just the weird dynamics of long-term friendships but the deeper forces that operate inside each individual."

Tim Martain

96%

Argo (2012)

"Argo will make you say "wow" not because of anything big and flashy but purely for its well-told story."

Tim Martain

51%

Savages (2012)

"Oliver Stone isn't known for making pretty films but ugly is something he does very well."

Tim Martain

67%

Lawless (2012)

"Don't expect to be carried along by big action and cliched dialogue, Lawless expects you to do some of the work yourself by immersing yourself in this richly textured world."

Tim Martain

40%

Mental (2013)

"It had me in its spell from start to finish and I ran the gauntlet of every possible emotion along the way. Outstanding."

Tim Martain

93%

Looper (2012)

"Well-constructed narrative, looping back on itself, spiraling willingly into its own paradoxes and dealing with all the weird overlaps in a way few movies dare to bother with."

Tim Martain

98%

Marwencol (2010)

"The film is never flippant, never disrespectful and always approaches Mark's hobby with eyes wide open and no agenda other than fascinated admiration."

Tim Martain

26%

Kath & Kimderella ()

"The dialogue has moments of blistering wit but even these brief flashes of gold are squandered with lame pay-offs and running gags that are just boringly repetitive."

Tim Martain

57%

Love (2011)

"At about the two-thirds mark, the film starts to wander off on its own, seemingly without really caring if the audience is following along or not."

Tim Martain

87%

Bully (2012)

"By exposing audiences to the stark realities of bullying, Bully just might encourage people to take it seriously instead of perpetuating the old adage "it's just kids being kids"."

Tim Martain

56%

The Bourne Legacy (2012)

"It falters a little bit and it's really just an effort to keep a lucrative franchise alive without its iconic star, but it still seems to have plenty of life left in it."

Tim Martain

93%

The Sapphires (2013)

"An Aussie film with real mainstream chops, not a film you watch out of patriotic obligation, but one you watch simply because it is a top-quality, enjoyable and affecting flick."

Tim Martain

35%

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)

"Bekmambetov knows his way around supernatural movies very well but he just doesn't seem to have the sense of humour needed for this one."

Tim Martain

80%

Magic Mike (2012)

"Come for the half-naked hunky guys, stay for the expertly crafted story and gorgeous direction. No, I said "direction", now get your mind out of the gutter."

Tim Martain

87%

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

"The intimate symbiosis between the loosely defined concepts of good and evil is a vital element in Batman lore and something that Christopher Nolan understands very well."

Tim Martain

88%

Not Suitable for Children (2013)

"Breaking down some stereotypes and making you think about a common issue in an uncommon way, this is a smart little flick, with some top acting and fine humour to boot."

Tim Martain

73%

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

"Something Webb does very well is to build and capture the emotion of this story, even if his handling of plot and action leave something to be desired."

Tim Martain

37%

Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012)

"A solid performer, keeping its target audience in its sights much more firmly than many of its big studio contemporaries."

Tim Martain

48%

Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)

"Feels confused, directionless and overstuffed, with an uneven pace and a tone that lurches from dark gothic horror to candy-coloured fairy garden to epic fantasy battle."

Tim Martain

70%

Men in Black III (2012)

"Not bad but not memorable, it seems to only exist as a kind of nostalgic revival piece, a belated attempt to wring one last curtain-call from a long-dead series."

Tim Martain

58%

The Dictator (2012)

"It's funny enough, even hilarious at times, but is it really being incisive and intelligently manipulative, or is it just ignorant, offensive drivel? I can't tell."

Tim Martain

36%

Iron Sky (2012)

"Let's face it: it's Nazis from the Moon invading Earth in flying saucers, if you're expecting anything other than abject absurdity, you're in the wrong movie."

Tim Martain

38%

Dark Shadows (2012)

"Much like pizza and sex, even when a Tim Burton film isn't great, it's still pretty good, it's never really "bad"."

Tim Martain

64%

The Five-Year Engagement (2012)

"More dark comedy than rom-com, perhaps a little too honest, like someone who is telling you something funny but then overshares just a little too much and spoils the moment."

Tim Martain

93%

Marvel's The Avengers (2012)

"Joss Whedon, with his demonstrated ensemble cast-wrangling expertise, is the only director who could have pulled this off. And he has set a new benchmark in doing so."

Tim Martain

85%

Romantics Anonymous (2011)

"So much is conveyed in what isn't said: the half-finished words, the broken syllables, the inarticulate noises, even the silences."

Tim Martain

78%

A Dangerous Method (2011)

"IF you're up for some solid intellectual stimulation and don't mind having to work hard for it, this one will really give you something to discuss with friends afterwards."

Tim Martain

85%

The Hunger Games (2012)

"Finally we have a female lead character who is strong without being brutal, appealing without being objectified, and confident without being female-chauvinistic."

Tim Martain

85%

21 Jump Street (2012)

"Hollywood is obsessed with strip-mining old TV shows and movies for remake fodder these days, but 21 Jump Street is an example of how it can be done well."

Tim Martain

51%

John Carter (2012)

"John Carter is a product of a simpler time, when sense of adventure was paramount, and the film has this in spades."

Tim Martain

6%

The Devil Inside (2012)

"The less said about THAT ending, the better. But as a brief, brutal and nasty vignette showing the naked weirdness of an "authentic" exorcism, it's not sooo bad."

Tim Martain

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