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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
36%

Phil Spector (2013)

"Pacino and Mirren's teamwork keeps Phil Spector watchable even when it's dousing itself in dramatic ethanol and lighting a match."

Matt Zoller Seitz

26%

Erased (2013)

"Characters we genuinely care about are lost in a movie that almost dissipates before our very eyes."

Bilge Ebiri

37%

Peeples (2013)

"Pleasant, if inane - helped along by a likable cast that's clearly having fun."

Bilge Ebiri

38%

Aftershock (2013)

"Was Aftershock just an elaborate ruse by writer-producer-star Eli Roth to justify an extended vacation to Chile?"

Bilge Ebiri

78%

Iron Man 3 (2013)

"Black is good at giving his heroes a morbid, self-hating edge and even better at coming up with hateable villains."

David Edelstein

8%

The Big Wedding (2013)

"For all its surface amiability, The Big Wedding might be one of the more frustrating films of the year."

Bilge Ebiri

55%

Oblivion (2013)

"Was Cruise trying to beat out fellow Scientologist John Travolta for the honor of starring in the dumbest sci-fi epic ever?"

David Edelstein

77%

42 (2013)

"As Robinson, Boseman has both physical grace and sly charm."

Bilge Ebiri

92%

Jurassic Park: An IMAX 3D Experience (2013)

"Jurassic Park shows us a director in transition, and the film captures his transformation in its own kind of cinematic amber."

Bilge Ebiri

62%

Evil Dead (2013)

"Five years from now, will you want to watch this bloody $14 million extravaganza or Raimi's shoestring original, which was Amateur Hour elevated to pop art? Evil Dead just bleeds money."

David Edelstein

94%

Room 237 (2013)

"As amusing as the movie is, I think in the end that Ascher misses the labyrinth for the trees."

David Edelstein

28%

G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)

"It's not stoopid anymore, but just plain stupid."

Bilge Ebiri

69%

The Croods (2013)

"The Croods isn't particularly smart, but it has just enough wit to keep us engaged and just enough speed to keep us from feeling restless."

Bilge Ebiri

47%

Olympus Has Fallen (2013)

"Olympus Has Fallen is a disgusting piece of work, but it certainly hits its marks - it makes you sick with suspense."

David Edelstein

66%

Spring Breakers (2013)

"Spring Breakers strikes me as another of Korine's calculated punk outrages, a sploog in Disney's direction."

David Edelstein

37%

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013)

"The true comeback story in this fictional comeback story doesn't belong to a character named Burt Wonderstone, but to an actor named Jim Carrey."

Bilge Ebiri

52%

Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)

"It's fast, rousing, and blessedly brief - under two hours instead of, say, nine in three bladder-straining installments."

David Edelstein

27%

21 And Over (2013)

"In the end, 21 and Over is more exhausting - and exhausted - than funny or wild."

Bilge Ebiri

13%

The Last Exorcism Part II (2013)

"If you watch closely enough, you'll see that somewhere inside The Last Exorcism Part II is a very good thriller - a genuinely unnerving movie about possession - struggling to get out."

Bilge Ebiri

58%

Snitch (2013)

"In the end, this is a movie that lives or dies on Johnson's performance, and luckily, the actor is perfect ..."

Bilge Ebiri

82%

Like Someone in Love (2013)

"Like Someone in Love has rather simple, sentimental, melodramatic underpinnings, but the vantage changes everything. It opens up this world - and the next. It's an enthralling journey."

David Edelstein

13%

Safe Haven (2013)

"We genuinely like watching Hough and Duhamel circling around one another, and the movie has a nice sense of place. That all eventually vanishes with a doozy of a third act."

Bilge Ebiri

20%

Identity Thief (2013)

"Identity Thief is funny enough, but it needed to be darker, raunchier, and crazier to live up to the promise of its casting."

Bilge Ebiri

16%

A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III (2013)

"As Charles Swan seems to become more aware of his loneliness, Charlie Sheen seems to become more protective of his Charlie Sheen-ness."

Bilge Ebiri

80%

Warm Bodies (2013)

"Warm Bodies doesn't even have the conviction to follow through on its lame ideas, let alone its good ones. It's a mostly terrible film that misses the opportunity to be a merely mediocre one."

Bilge Ebiri

47%

Bullet to the Head (2013)

"On its own degenerate terms, the movie works."

David Edelstein

14%

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

"The good news is that the actors appear to be having fun. The bad news is that we're not."

Bilge Ebiri

19%

Texas Chainsaw (2013)

"Texas Chainsaw 3D isn't exactly good, but despite its many clichés and generic indulgences, you want to give it some points for trying."

Bilge Ebiri

98%

56 Up (2013)

"The effect is often profoundly moving, but you can't help but feel at times like there are other stories here you're missing."

Bilge Ebiri

69%

Not Fade Away (2012)

"Chase has captured this one for all time. He delivers on the movie's title."

David Edelstein

93%

Amour (2012)

"It is a stunning film."

David Edelstein

61%

Jack Reacher (2012)

"Jack Reacher already feels as if it belongs to another era."

David Edelstein

48%

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012)

"Breaking Dawn 2 can't do anything but go through the motions. These actors can't even lose their heads with conviction."

Bilge Ebiri

32%

Won't Back Down (2012)

"It mixes attempts at realism and grit with transparently Hollywoodized good guys-vs.-bad guys social melodrama. That requires a deft directorial hand, but director Daniel Barnz doesn't seem to have it."

Bilge Ebiri

43%

Hotel Transylvania (2012)

"It's all strictly one-note stuff. But it's a funny note, and the film has a grand old time giving us the same type of gag over and over again."

Bilge Ebiri

90%

Keep the Lights On (2012)

"[A] haunting, melancholy relationship drama."

Bilge Ebiri

64%

Cosmopolis (2012)

"It is one of the director's better movies of recent years, even if it is occasionally maddening."

Bilge Ebiri

21%

Madea's Witness Protection (2012)

"He's still a young guy, but all throughout Witness Protection I imagined Perry sitting glumly at a dressing-room mirror, like the aging Chaplin in Limelight, forlornly rubbing makeup in his face -- a tired, old clown stuck in a tired, old routine."

Bilge Ebiri

84%

The Raid: Redemption (2012)

"The Raid, about as pure an action film as you're ever likely to see, wants to have its cake and eat it, too. It does."

Bilge Ebiri

79%

The Deep Blue Sea (2012)

"Even as it settles a bit more comfortably into its story of romantic disillusionment, The Deep Blue Sea is marked by a kind of profound stasis of choice."

Bilge Ebiri

83%

Your Sister's Sister (2012)

"With this convoluted set-up in place, three actors with extraordinary chemistry play it all out to the end, and somehow the feeling deepens, even as the jokes spiral out of control."

Logan Hill

71%

Natural Selection (2012)

"I'm still reeling at how high a level of difficulty this film worked at, with its bold tonal shifts, meshing of truly dark material and spastic physical comedy."

Logan Hill

0%

A Thousand Words (2012)

"Does Eddie Murphy actually have any range, or is it just an illusion created by a few early edgy roles and, later, a lot of CGI makeup and fat suits?"

Bilge Ebiri

25%

Act of Valor (2012)

"One wonders how the movie might have played as pure, unceasing battle scenes, allowing the combat to define the characters; with real soldiers doing the onscreen fighting, something special may well have emerged."

Bilge Ebiri

17%

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012)

"The bad news is that this sequel, which wants to wow us with its unrestrained, hyper-stylized, WTF-ness, is way too disposable for its own good."

Bilge Ebiri

94%

Hugo (2011)

"For all my cavils, this is one of those wonders of the world you need to see."

David Edelstein

96%

The Muppets (2011)

"It may not entirely work as a movie, but The Muppets shines as a piece of touching pop nostalgia."

Bilge Ebiri

75%

Damsels in Distress (2012)

"Stillman is in fine form, depicting this campus as a kind of Ivy League Idiocracy."

Logan Hill

90%

Winnie the Pooh (2011)

"After a summerlong rampage of Hollywood's obnoxious misbehavior, Pooh is mercifully without sting."

Logan Hill

70%

Horrible Bosses (2011)

"Still, Day's scene involving a mountain of cocaine is hyperspeed-hilarious, Farrell's unhinged, irrational fuming is marvelously cretinous, and Aniston's fully committed sex-addict sexpot act is wickedly absurd."

Logan Hill

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