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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
15%

A Good Day To Die Hard (2013)

"Easily the worst and most ridiculous of the "Die Hard" films, but one that still fills the audience need for gunplay, explosions, a chatty villain, heavy machinery, wisecracks and an indestructible Willis with can-you-believe-this? excess."

Rich Heldenfels

13%

Safe Haven (2013)

"Routine thriller which begs the audience not to pay close attention, except to the pretty pictures and bland leads."

Rich Heldenfels

20%

Identity Thief (2013)

"Much as I like Melissa McCarthy, this aimless road movie misfires. And when is Hollywood going to let a plus-sized woman be not only sexual but erotic?"

Rich Heldenfels

37%

Stand Up Guys (2013)

"Not a great movie, but it's fun to watch Pacino and Walken make an effort."

Rich Heldenfels

93%

Amour (2012)

"Sadly effective, with two standout performances."

Rich Heldenfels

30%

Broken City (2013)

"Tired and predictable."

Rich Heldenfels

32%

Gangster Squad (2013)

"A second-tier "Untouchables" interested only in making a lot of noise while ignoring character and plot. The newspaper articles that inspired it tell a much better story."

Rich Heldenfels

93%

Zero Dark Thirty (2013)

"As Bigelow has said, depiction is not endorsement, and "ZDT" shows the cost to the soul of fighting terrorism."

Rich Heldenfels

12%

Alex Cross (2012)

"Silly plotting, murky action sequences, indifferent acting -- and a lot of violence against women. Not even the locally shot scenes are reason enough to see it."

Rich Heldenfels

51%

Trouble with the Curve (2012)

"A slight movie, thoroughly predictable, but buoyed by its cast, even if all their moves have been better elsewhere."

Rich Heldenfels

58%

Sparkle (2012)

"Slicker than the original, it is also less satisfying, erratic in pace and tone."

Rich Heldenfels

56%

The Bourne Legacy (2012)

"Disappointing recycling of bits from older "Bourne" movies with an unnecessarily complicated, slow-to-get-going and even by Bourne standards unbelievable plot."

Rich Heldenfels

31%

Total Recall (2012)

"Glum, heavily borrowed from other films, with murkily shot action sequences, it has none of the nutty brio of the original. "

Rich Heldenfels

78%

Take This Waltz (2012)

"The raw and realistic look at love and marriage overcomes occasional overly artsy flourishes."

Rich Heldenfels

87%

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

"While acknowledging its flaws intellectually, I was still emotionally thrilled."

Rich Heldenfels

73%

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

"While not as refreshing as the first Tobey Maguire film, the new production boasts a fine, anguished performance by Andrew Garfield and should appeal to Spidey neophytes."

Rich Heldenfels

80%

Magic Mike (2012)

"While the ads are selling it as a romp (and crowds include Girls' Night Out groups), the movie turns in some grim but too obvious directions."

Rich Heldenfels

35%

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)

"Some good effects, but takes its potentially amusing premise way too seriously."

Rich Heldenfels

78%

Brave (2012)

"Though not on the level of the best of Pixar, it's still an entertaining movie."

Rich Heldenfels

41%

Rock of Ages (2012)

"Bland lead actors, blah musical arrangements and an attempt to make '80s LA PG-13 add up to an unconvincing, overlong and often humorless spectacle."

Rich Heldenfels

70%

Men in Black III (2012)

"Some big laughs and an air of sweet melancholy get you through the slow spots. But enough is enough."

Rich Heldenfels

78%

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2012)

"The superb cast still cannot save a weak story."

Rich Heldenfels

93%

Marvel's The Avengers (2012)

"A flawed first part is forgivable thanks to the exhilarating action sequences climaxing the movie."

Rich Heldenfels

64%

The Five-Year Engagement (2012)

"Often funny, good in dramatic moments, but lacking consistently tight control of pace and scenes."

Rich Heldenfels

79%

The Deep Blue Sea (2012)

"Intense presentation of the limitations of passion and the depth of real love. "

Rich Heldenfels

90%

Footnote (2012)

"A funny, sorrowful, sharp-witted look at ambition, ego, and fathers and sons."

Rich Heldenfels

92%

The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

"Funny, smart and blood-soaked use of an old horror trope. Fans will spend much time freeze-framing the eventual video release to catch all the details."

Rich Heldenfels

87%

Bully (2012)

"Harrowing portrait of ordinary kids being assaulted verbally and physically, and a social system that does not protect them."

Rich Heldenfels

51%

The Three Stooges (2012)

"Sure, it's derivative, and sentimental. But it still made me laugh more than once. "

Rich Heldenfels

85%

The Hunger Games (2012)

"While it misses the insights from the first-person narrative in the book, the film remains a generally effective adaptation of Collins's novel."

Rich Heldenfels

77%

War Horse (2011)

"In spite of a few moving scenes, it's labored, too long and too gorgeously shot."

Rich Heldenfels

78%

A Dangerous Method (2011)

"The repressed passion of the main character is all too representative of this repressed movie."

Rich Heldenfels

89%

The Descendants (2011)

"Clooney is remarkable in Alexander Payne's film about loss, confusion and getting by."

Rich Heldenfels

80%

Haywire (2012)

"Fun, low-tech action with a starmaking turn by Gina Carano."

Rich Heldenfels

46%

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (2012)

"Terribly uneven, moving in places but very frustrating in others."

Rich Heldenfels

52%

The Iron Lady (2012)

"Great Streep, iffy movie."

Rich Heldenfels

51%

Contraband (2012)

"Entertainingly gritty until an ending that seems to go against all that has preceded it."

Rich Heldenfels

86%

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011)

"A visually impressive, well acted adaptation of the book, with significant differences in tone from the Swedish film."

Rich Heldenfels

60%

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011)

"Downey is in good form, Jared Harris an able adversary and the film overall a sequel that improves on the original."

Rich Heldenfels

93%

Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (2011)

"In IMAX form, at least, it's thrilling, with a strong cast fighting a silly plot."

Rich Heldenfels

82%

The Way (2011)

"Earnest and thoughtful, with a fine performance by Martin Sheen at its center."

Rich Heldenfels

85%

The Ides of March (2011)

"Another excellent turn by Ryan Goslin in George Clooney's savvy, cynical political tale."

Rich Heldenfels

100%

Thunder Soul (2011)

"A touching tribute to a teacher who managed to inspire his students not only to do good work but to live good lives."

Rich Heldenfels

60%

Glee: The 3D Concert Movie (2011)

"I thought I was over "Glee" and 3D. I was wrong on both counts."

Rich Heldenfels

76%

The Help (2011)

"Well-told and touching, with Oscar-worthy performances by Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer."

Rich Heldenfels

96%

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (2011)

"A satisfying wrap-up of the series, with an especially effective performance by Alan Rickman."

Rich Heldenfels

84%

The Tree of Life (2011)

"Although it taxes patience in the way Malick films often do, it has excellent acting and passages of brilliance."

Rich Heldenfels

82%

Super 8 (2011)

"Often exciting and entertaining."

Rich Heldenfels

88%

X-Men: First Class (2011)

"Good effects and themes overcome a glaring plot hole. "

Rich Heldenfels

67%

The Company Men (2011)

"Excellent performances and a fine use of detail counterbalance a somewhat weak storyline."

Rich Heldenfels

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