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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
92%

The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

"A supremely creative and original horror/comedy that goes in some genuinely shocking directions."

Stephen Silver

87%

Bully (2012)

"Tackles a worthy subject and has its heart in the right place, but it's still highly problematic for a variety of reasons."

Stephen Silver

44%

American Reunion (2012)

"A pretty transparent nostalgia exercise that never veers from formula and takes no risks. But it's still exceptionally funny and enjoyable."

Stephen Silver

50%

Mirror Mirror (2012)

"While it sports fine chemistry between its leads and a unique, creative look, it's considerably uneven and not especially memorable. "

Stephen Silver

85%

The Hunger Games (2012)

"Lawrence and the character she plays are excellent. But the movie's story is told poorly, too slowly and with little momentum"

Stephen Silver

67%

Salmon Fishing in the Yemen (2012)

"It's one part romantic comedy, one part nature travelogue, one part globalization parable and one part cynical, "In the Loop"-style British political satire. In all, it's inoffensive but rather forgettable. "

Stephen Silver

44%

Casa de mi padre (2012)

"Won't join the list of Ferrell's best films, but it's very funny and a worthy diversion. "

Stephen Silver

59%

Wanderlust (2012)

"Wildly uneven, and based around a bunch of things- hippies, hallucinogens, nudity, ostentatious single-character scenery-chewing - that aren't nearly as hilarious as the filmmakers think they are"

Stephen Silver

74%

Rampart (2012)

"It's not competently directed, and the plot is convoluted, but Harrelson's turn makes it worthwhile almost all by itself. "

Stephen Silver

26%

This Means War (2012)

"A bottom-feeding mess. Everyone involved has done much better work and would likely like to forget about this "

Stephen Silver

86%

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011)

"A very impressive bit of storytelling and style that only steps wrongly in its final third."

Stephen Silver

77%

War Horse (2011)

"Some great moments but most of them, as well as the film's other major themes and elements - have been done previously, and better, by Spielberg"

Stephen Silver

72%

Carnage (2011)

"A deeply uncomfortable yet very funny film, featuring a quartet of standout performances."

Stephen Silver

75%

The Adventures of Tintin (2011)

"A highly impressive technical and visual achievement that unfortunately has very little to offer in the plot and character departments."

Stephen Silver

80%

Young Adult (2011)

"What's missing is any semblance of a compelling story, as well as the wit and humanity that marked Reitman's first three pictures. "

Stephen Silver

93%

Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (2011)

"One of the year's biggest surprises: a third sequel to a franchise whose heyday is long in the past, featuring a star who's pushing 50 and a director who's not even supposed to be able to do live action."

Stephen Silver

80%

Shame (2011)

"One of the year's best, thanks to a dynamite performance from Michael Fassbender and an aesthetic and storytelling approach that are boldly, refreshingly unconventional. "

Stephen Silver

22%

The Sitter (2011)

"A truly odious and repugnant comedy, the first I can remember in which I spent the entire running time rooting for the hero to get arrested."

Stephen Silver

73%

Like Crazy (2011)

"Tells a thin and wispy story about shallow, underdeveloped characters about whom I had a lot of trouble caring."

Stephen Silver

96%

The Muppets (2011)

"A loving, faithful and very entertaining adaptation that gets what the Muppets are about and why people love them."

Stephen Silver

94%

Hugo (2011)

"Probably the first kids film in history to double as a propaganda film for the cause of classic film preservation. And I mean that in the nicest possible way."

Stephen Silver

89%

The Descendants (2011)

"A heartbreaking story with satisfying emotional payoffs, and truly beautiful Hawaiian photography."

Stephen Silver

44%

J. Edgar (2011)

"Goes wrong in just about every way that a biopic can go wrong. Plenty of wrong choices, starting with the makeup"

Stephen Silver

69%

Tower Heist (2011)

"There's really no reason to go see Tower Heist when you can watch Ocean's Eleven on TNT again."

Stephen Silver

98%

The Artist (2011)

"A lovingly shot, beautifully realized love letter to cinema history."

Stephen Silver

50%

The Rum Diary (2011)

"Boasts a highly impressive cast and contains some great touches, but it's too long by a half hour and meanders severely in its second half. "

Stephen Silver

47%

The Mighty Macs (2011)

"The filmmakers may as well have taken the screenplay of Hoosiers and just made a few edits, changing the decade from the '50s to the '70s and the male characters into women. "

Stephen Silver

85%

The Ides of March (2011)

"An engaging, well-acted and very entertaining political thriller, but doesn't have a whole lot to say about its ostensible subject. "

Stephen Silver

40%

The Big Year (2011)

"Well-made, well-acted and at times very touching, despite featuring characters generally behaving like obsessed weirdos"

Stephen Silver

93%

50/50 (2011)

"A near-great movie made out of the hardest-to-thread, most oxymoronic genre imaginable - "cancer comedy.""

Stephen Silver

25%

Killer Elite (2011)

"A solid, but mostly forgettable, thriller that has an intriguing plot and solid cast going for it, but isn't particularly well-made."

Stephen Silver

95%

Moneyball (2011)

"It's the movie baseball hot stove and transaction junkies have been waiting for their entire lives. "

Stephen Silver

85%

Contagion (2011)

"Gets off to a very strong start, but eventually gets bogged down in questionable plotting and weak characterization. "

Stephen Silver

76%

The Debt (2011)

"Sports an intriguing premise and uniformly strong performances, but its second act is mediocre and its third act even worse, and it can't help but pale in comparison to Munich"

Stephen Silver

24%

Conan the Barbarian (2011)

"While not lacking for lamentations from women or anybody else, primarily concentrates on the "crush your enemies" part. The movie fails because it can't make that gore interesting"

Stephen Silver

68%

Our Idiot Brother (2011)

"Wastes a cast of very talented comedic performers by giving them just about nothing funny to do, and sticking them in a plot in which every character is a moron, a moral monster or both. "

Stephen Silver

76%

The Help (2011)

"Simplistic at times, and flirts with manipulation, but it's also a deeply touching and well-acted film. "

Stephen Silver

45%

30 Minutes or Less (2011)

"This is no comedy classic, but it delivers plenty of laughs, thanks to a witty script and no less than five very hilarious performances. "

Stephen Silver

25%

The Change-Up (2011)

"Seems to believe that bodily fluids and bare breasts are just inherently hilarious, and surrounding them with jokes isn't necessary. "

Stephen Silver

78%

Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)

"A lively, well-acted, deeply honest look at love, family and romance. "

Stephen Silver

44%

Cowboys & Aliens (2011)

"In a long summer of mediocre, effects-laden action pictures, Cowboys and Aliens is one of the most mediocre of all."

Stephen Silver

79%

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

"A few flashes of greatness appearing throughout, all but ruined by one of the worst 3D transfers of the year"

Stephen Silver

96%

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (2011)

""A worthy conclusion to the series, providing numerous worthwhile payoffs to J.K. Rowling's wizard saga.""

Stephen Silver

70%

Horrible Bosses (2011)

"Takes a thin premise and milks it for all its worth, riding a witty script and super-strong cast to comedic glory."

Stephen Silver

38%

Cars 2 (2011)

"Pixar's first true disaster, which totally fails to understand what was good about the first film, or what's great about Pixar itself. "

Stephen Silver

26%

Green Lantern (2011)

"The mythology is nonsensical and the plot takes forever to get going. But once it does, the movie takes advantage of a strong cast and a director who knows what he's doing. "

Stephen Silver

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