The List

Rating Title | Year Quote Author
94%

Our Children ()

"Through Lafosse's vivid lensing and framing, Our Children exerts a steely grip. Yet the film remains restrained, detached and balanced ..."

Tom Seymour

21%

The Hangover Part III (2013)

"The whole endeavour smacks of franchise desperation."

Rob Carnevale

63%

Epic (2013)

"A big, brash but ultimately somewhat boring fairy story that relies too heavily on celebrity casting for appeal."

Eddie Harrison

16%

The Moth Diaries (2012)

"There's no mystery, suspense or intrigue. Worst of all, there are no real scares - though that may be due to the Young Adult market it's trying to tap into."

James Mottram

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The Stone Roses: Made of Stone ()

"What emerges is a film of missed opportunities, as if Meadows had a backstage pass but squandered it drinking in the beer tent."

James Mottram

68%

The Iceman (2013)

"As ultra-efficient as its sociopathic subject, The Iceman knows exactly when to pull the trigger."

James Mottram

100%

Kochegar (A Stoker) ()

"Stange, dark and clever, with a sense of Rabelaisian excess and moral murkiness that's tempered by an ambiguous but unexpectedly forceful moral message, the film address personal responsibility, cruelty and creativity in shady times ..."

Hannah McGill

73%

Fast & Furious 6 (2013)

"While the two-hour plus running time may be too much carnage, like those old cliffhanger TV serials of old this is one franchise that knows how to keep the fans flocking back."

James Mottram

80%

Nothing But the Truth (2008)

"While it won't change the world it certainly deserves to be seen, especially as this is probably Beckinsale's strongest dramatic performance in several years."

Henry Northmore

88%

Neil Young Journeys (2012)

"Young's amiable, guard-down chatter as he drives that 1956 Ford Crown Victoria all the way from Omemee to Massey Hall in Toronto establishes a sense of heart and soul ..."

David Pollock

50%

The Great Gatsby (2013)

"Luhrmann's gaudy approach is appropriate to the material; as proved by his best novella The Diamond as Big as The Ritz, Fitzgerald understood the distinct allure of grand scale and opulence. "

Eddie Harrison

30%

Vehicle 19 (2013)

"Plagued by a lack of drive and energy, Vehicle 19 is neither fast nor furious enough to be a satisfying ride."

100%

Village At The End Of The World ()

"While it isn't revelatory in content or style, it's a considered work that offers a glimpse of a part of the world that many would know little about otherwise."

Gail Tolley

60%

The Liability (2013)

"Between Roth and O'Connell, there is an amusing chemistry - though the script lacks the sheer aggression of Sexy Beast or foul-mouthed word play of In Bruges, two other fine examples in this arena, to be ranked alongside either."

James Mottram

69%

The King of Marvin Gardens (1972)

"The King of Marvin Gardens reminds us of the diversity and dynamism of the New Hollywood movement. And how odd it is that a largely forgotten film should feel so utterly unforgettable."

Emma Simmonds

81%

Something in the Air (2013)

"Assayas ensures that nostalgia and cynicism are kept at bay, keeping us aware of the doubts and insecurities of youthful characters."

Tom Dawson

32%

Deadfall (2012)

"Grim displays of guilt and remorse are on show from all concerned, but the seriously glum expressions of a high-calibre cast can't inject any meaning into such a contrived story."

Eddie Harrison

55%

The Reluctant Fundamentalist (2013)

"In her process of cinematic adaptation, Nair has removed much of the source novel's ambiguity."

Tom Dawson

87%

Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)

"As in the first film, Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto are an inspired pairing as Kirk and Spock, and their squabbling bromance provides Into Darkness's breathlessly-paced adventure with a heart. "

Paul Gallagher

37%

Dead Man Down (2013)

"This convoluted thriller's nondescript title is a pointer to its flaws: unfocused and overlong, its swill of criminal characters and sub-plots feel like an unfinished work-in-progress ..."

Paul Gallagher

74%

Chimpanzee (2012)

"Scenes of chimps bending and weaving tree-branches to create makeshift beds, or the touching moments of Oscar's first attempt to climb a tree unaided will provoke wonder and fascination in adults and children alike."

Paul Gallagher

84%

Dragon (2012)

"Chan's film may be derivative of plenty of other films (most notably David Cronenberg's A History of Violence) but it manages to keep things fresh and exciting."

Rob Carnevale

58%

The Eye of the Storm (2012)

"Serious-minded, literate dramas are few and far between outside Oscar season, and until a tired third act, The Eye of the Storm just about manages to live up to its illustrious pedigree."

Eddie Harrison

78%

Iron Man 3 (2013)

"Thanks to director Shane Black (who also co-wrote the script with Drew Pearce), it's a film that rejuvenates the franchise while having some fun with superhero convention into the bargain."

Rob Carnevale

100%

Billy Liar (1963)

"Not many classic films have also enjoyed success as a book, play, sitcom and musical. It's testament to the timelessness of Keith Waterhouse's source novel ..."

Alan Radcliffe

50%

Fuck For Forest ()

"Neither exploitative nor judgemental in its treatment of the small band of eco-porn warriors more palatably known as the FFF."

Miles Fielder

27%

21 And Over (2013)

"The whole endeavour feels lazy and conformist with little to recommend it."

Rob Carnevale

62%

I'm So Excited! (2013)

"A camp, frothy piece of fun, arguably indulgent and occasionally misjudged in its casual depictions of sex, but ultimately won out by Almodóvar's incessant love of tall stories."

Paul Gallagher

4%

Scary Movie 5 (2013)

"It's crude, gross and probably wishes it was offensive but comes across as just lazy, limp and unfunny."

Henry Northmore

99%

Mud (2013)

"By Nichols' already high standards, this feels a minor work - but it's been made with love."

James Mottram

47%

Olympus Has Fallen (2013)

"It's derivative, it's cheesy, it's fantastically unconvincing, its patriotism unabashed, its politics reductive, its morals binary."

Tom Seymour

95%

L'ordre et la morale (Rebellion) ()

"Kassovitz deftly negotiates the complexity of what happened but his sympathies clearly lie with the islanders in a politically-charged tale with an approach similar to the work of Costa-Gavras."

Allan Hunter

82%

In the Fog (2013)

"The performances possess a powerful authenticity, whilst the poignancy of the fog-bound finale lingers in the mind."

Tom Dawson

73%

Love Is All You Need (2013)

"Willfully tries to market itself as delightful and heartwarming, but ends up being neither."

Tom Seymour

33%

Everybody Has a Plan (2013)

"Cinematography is pretty, and Mortensen is always watchable; but this is a slog to say the least."

Hannah McGill

62%

Me and You (Io e te) ()

"It may not be Bertolucci's most dynamic film but the quiet sense of hope that he finds makes it an unexpectedly poignant chamber work."

Allan Hunter

55%

Oblivion (2013)

"Oblivion may impress with its scale. But rather like Kosinski's depiction of Earth, it feels devoid of humanity - and that's a major design flaw."

James Mottram

75%

Simon Killer (2013)

"Simon Killer eschews easy answers and obvious characterisation and it's all the more impressive because of it."

Emma Simmonds

9%

The Host (2013)

"Teen sitcom-level dialogue, wooden acting, snogging-in-the-rain flashbacks and ludicrously chrome-plated alien racecars."

Niki Boyle

28%

G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)

"While GI Joe: Retaliation may still boast an overly indulgent running time and some ridiculous displays of gun fetishism and gung-ho patriotism, it's a fun ride while it lasts."

Rob Carnevale

51%

Promised Land (2013)

"An earnest, fundamentally likeable film which challenges us to question what we're told rather than calling us to arms."

Emma Simmonds

62%

Evil Dead (2013)

"Evil Dead has ample cheap shocks and few bloodcurdling frights but it builds to something gorily bravura and, if that's your bag, you'll come away satisfied."

Emma Simmonds

13%

Stolen (2012)

"The film ends up being devoid of tension. They probably should have kept the bunny in the box."

Rob Carnevale

30%

Reincarnated (2013)

"All told - and this film knows exactly who its audience is - a reminder of what famously enriching company habitual stoners are."

Malcolm Jack

34%

The Odd Life of Timothy Green (2012)

"Odd is exactly the right word for this curious experience."

Rob Carnevale

30%

King Of The Travellers ()

"Attempts to tap into the emotional complexity at play find everyone wanting, especially during the Romeo & Juliet-style love story, which often feels like an after-thought."

Rob Carnevale

93%

Mission To Lars ()

"Ultimately this is a film about overcoming adversity, facing your fears, family bonding and the power of music to reach anybody and everybody."

Henry Northmore

60%

Broken (2013)

"The final suggestion that people on medication are just a mood-swing from being a danger to the community consigns Norris's dull-looking film to the lowest echelons of stigmatizing thought."

Eddie Harrison

52%

Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)

"If nothing else, you get to see McGregor as a human-sized sausage roll - and it's not often you can say that."

James Mottram

42%

Flying Blind ()

"Despite the flaws, Flying Blind is a quietly intriguing little drama and a promising feature debut from shorts filmmaker Klimkiewicz."

Allan Hunter

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