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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
79%

Monsters University (2013)

"A frivolous but enjoyable prequel. "

Matt Singer

97%

20 Feet From Stardom (2013)

"A must see for anyone interested in the crossroads between performing talent and business."

Jordan Hoffman

56%

Man of Steel (2013)

"If comic book heroes are our modern Greek gods, 'Man of Steel' is solid enough to stand proudly atop Mount Olympus."

Jordan Hoffman

34%

The Internship (2013)

"Not so much product placement in a movie as movie placement in a product."

Matt Singer

85%

This Is the End (2013)

"The Miami Heat of stoner comedies. There are so many talented people involved it almost seems unfair to other comedies."

Matt Singer

62%

The Bling Ring (2013)

"While the film is repetitive, it isn't boring; while the world it represents is morally ugly, the picture is striking to look at."

Jordan Hoffman

90%

Fruitvale Station (2013)

"If you aren't choked up at the end, you may have some kind of problem. "

Jordan Hoffman

50%

Now You See Me (2013)

"Silly but not entirely unpleasurable."

Matt Singer

11%

After Earth (2013)

"I can't lie and say I didn't enjoy this asinine movie. "

Jordan Hoffman

91%

Frances Ha (2013)

"This movie has an endless supply of small but brilliant comic observations."

Matt Singer

20%

The Hangover Part III (2013)

"The Hangover giveth and The Hangover taketh away."

Matt Singer

36%

Peeples (2013)

"The material is beyond stale, but it's made significantly fresher by Robinson and a very enthusiastic cast. "

Matt Singer

38%

The Purge (2013)

"Snicker all you want at this dopey picture, but instead of being another pointless slasher, it at least makes an attempt at some interesting discourse."

Jordan Hoffman

50%

The Great Gatsby (2013)

"Well, you did it Baz Luhrmann. Even with an enormous budget and a camera that can fly around and do just about anything, you still made watching 'The Great Gatsby' just as boring as sitting through 8th period English."

Jordan Hoffman

87%

Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)

"The Enterprise and all the people on it are gorgeous. It's just that by front-loading so much on the visceral thrills and our affection for these characters, there's just no room for the rather tangled storyline."

Jordan Hoffman

96%

Stories We Tell (2013)

"A study on how facts have repercussions and are interpreted in different ways by different people."

Jordan Hoffman

78%

Iron Man 3 (2013)

"A worthy, quirky, entertaining follow-up to The Avengers."

Matt Singer

45%

Pain & Gain (2013)

"The satire is as subtle as, well, a Michael Bay movie."

Matt Singer

4%

Scary Movie 5 (2013)

"There are opportunities to have a good time with this film, if you are a forgiving sort."

Jordan Hoffman

68%

Trance (2013)

"A high-gloss throwback to Boyle's first movie, Shallow Grave."

Matt Singer

77%

42 (2013)

"It would be hard to overstate Jackie Robinson's importance to baseball and to American history, but 42 nearly does."

Matt Singer

42%

To The Wonder (2013)

"The artful noodlings of a creative genius off his game."

Matt Singer

75%

Simon Killer (2013)

"brooding and mesmerizing"

Jordan Hoffman

56%

The Company You Keep (2013)

"There's more substance in their sighs than in any of the dialogue"

Jordan Hoffman

9%

The Host (2013)

"It stinks. . .and yet. . .I'm glad I saw 'The Host,' and more so than just as an anthropological study"

Jordan Hoffman

28%

G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)

" It is, surprisingly, the lesser of the two 'G.I. Joe' films, with Stephen Sommers' 2009 'The Rise of Cobra' featuring much more team spirit, pep and fun."

Jordan Hoffman

47%

Olympus Has Fallen (2013)

"A wildly mixed bag."

Matt Singer

69%

The Croods (2013)

"When the Croods wake up each morning their rallying cry is "Still Alive!" It gets a big laugh, but comes from a genuine place of panic."

Jordan Hoffman

41%

The Call (2013)

"You can envision a really interesting version of The Call. This, regrettably, is not that version."

Matt Singer

88%

You're Next (2013)

"An incredibly fun scary movie."

Matt Singer

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Zero Charisma ()

"Does for pop culture dorks what Big Fan did for sports obsessives: examines their passion with equal amounts of empathy and satire."

Matt Singer

81%

The Place Beyond The Pines (2013)

"'The Place Beyond the Pines' comes readymade with a heft. . .as if students have been banging out essays on [it] for years."

Jordan Hoffman

65%

Spring Breakers (2013)

" Franco gives an all-time great performance in an otherwise okay film."

Matt Singer

37%

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013)

"It's a little weird that a movie about the dangers of doing something so long that it becomes rote and stale is, at times, rote and stale."

Matt Singer

62%

Evil Dead (2013)

"Manages to carve out its own distinct and memorable place in the history of this franchise. With a chainsaw."

Matt Singer

37%

Dead Man Down (2013)

"I can see people renting this over VOD. I can also see a lot of people turning to the person next to them on the couch and asking "do you want to finish this?""

Jordan Hoffman

38%

Admission (2013)

"Off the likability charts"

Jordan Hoffman

59%

Oz the Great and Powerful (2013)

"A better-than-average blockbuster kids film."

Matt Singer

52%

Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)

"Bland four-quadrant filmmaking."

Matt Singer

17%

The Last Exorcism Part II (2013)

"A cursory follow-up to a smart movie. "

Matt Singer

26%

21 And Over (2013)

"[Justin Chon] bursting into a bar shouting the quote "where the white women at?" just speaks to me, what can I say?"

Jordan Hoffman

67%

Stoker (2013)

"Prurience aside, 'Stoker's' photography and production design are sublime, each frame worthy of a high-res screenshot for the noblest of cineaste Tumblrs. "

Jordan Hoffman

57%

Snitch (2013)

"I can say, with all sincerity, that 'Snitch' is not bad. "

Jordan Hoffman

46%

Beautiful Creatures (2013)

"'Beautiful Creatures' is so brazen of a 'Twilight' knock-off, one has to respect its chutzpah. "

Jordan Hoffman

13%

Safe Haven (2013)

"[M]ay as well be set on another planet - a world where everyone is perfect, (except the one guy who is bad), the weather is wonderful (even when it rains) and you can support yourself off of tips from the lunch shift."

Jordan Hoffman

15%

A Good Day To Die Hard (2013)

"A poor excuse to Die Hard."

Matt Singer

92%

No (2013)

"Simultaneously uplifting and unsettling."

Matt Singer

20%

Identity Thief (2013)

"Asinine [and] illiterate. "

Jordan Hoffman

84%

Side Effects (2013)

"A brilliant thriller, made by a filmmaker at the top of his game."

Matt Singer

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The Dirties ()

"'The Dirties' is a noble mix of entertainment and social importance."

Jordan Hoffman

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