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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
71%

Fast & Furious 6 (2013)

"... Lin must actually listen to criticism and has been slowly rectifying the mistakes made in his previous films - hell, the way he is going, by the time they get to Sweet Fast 16, it might be up for Best Picture."

Adam Ross

50%

The Great Gatsby (2013)

"It may sound like a strange comparison, but the film that Gatsby reminded me of the most is Oliver Stone's Natural Born Killers."

Adam Ross

81%

The Place Beyond The Pines (2013)

"Bleak, raw, epic and vibrating with energy, Pines is a film to haunt your dreams, and, so far, the best thing I've seen in a cinema in 2013."

Adam Ross

91%

The Hunt (2013)

"...watching an intelligent discourse on such a tricky subject makes for engrossing drama, even if it comes at the expense of our protagonist: a good man stranded in the void between moral panic and due process."

Adam Ross

78%

Iron Man 3 (2013)

"This film resembles its protagonist Tony Stark: its overblown, convoluted and seemingly disconnected to anything that has come before it."

Adam Ross

55%

Oblivion (2013)

"Not all of Oblivion's big ideas stick - in fact some of them threaten to send the film spiralling into its namesake - but at its best, the film achieves something that is highly elusive in modern film: it is completely and utterly engrossing."

Adam Ross

80%

Warm Bodies (2013)

"...the film's horror element is hamstrung by its bloodless rating, so the filmmakers often focus on the immaculate cheekbones of their leads..."

Adam Ross

15%

A Good Day To Die Hard (2013)

"Gone is the vulnerable, smart and resourceful hero of the original. He has instead been replaced by an unstoppable killing machine who - like a pull-string toy - sprouts irrelevant catch phrases like 'I'm on vacation!' in the middle of a fire fight."

Adam Ross

67%

Cloud Atlas (2012)

"...few films have ever been this weird, this epic and this disjointed."

Adam Ross

60%

The Last Stand (2013)

"...it's refreshing to watch a film that wants to be nothing more than a blood-soaked accompaniment to beer and pizza."

Adam Ross

88%

Django Unchained (2012)

"It would seem that this film's irreverence isn't a case of didn't-try-can't-fail dismissiveness, but rather something more innocuous: it's simply the world interpreted through Tarantino's boisterous perspective."

Adam Ross

32%

Gangster Squad (2013)

"...it would seem so much was spent on waistcoats that no one could afford to go to Officeworks, as Gangster Squad's script - the foundation of every film - is an absolute mess."

Adam Ross

61%

Jack Reacher (2012)

"Unless you cast Yao Ming as Bilbo Baggins, what bearing does height have on a characterisation? Thank Christ that Cruise has an unwavering sense of self, as Jack Reacher is old school action dynamite."

Adam Ross

13%

Red Dawn (2012)

"If your film choices are dictated by what is in the $2 pile at Blockbuster, I imagine this kind of easily justified pro-war sentiment would go down a treat, especially with a bottle of cheap whiskey."

Adam Ross

52%

Trouble with the Curve (2012)

"It's a shame that Kevin Costner had already taken the title The Postman as it perfectly defines Curve - a film where every single plot development is telegraphed in advance."

Adam Ross

92%

Skyfall (2012)

"Skyfall does what all of the best franchise entries do: it makes you want to see the next one immediately. Consider me (physically) shaken and (emotionally) stirred."

Adam Ross

85%

End of Watch (2012)

"...one of 2012's best action films."

Adam Ross

78%

Dredd (2012)

"...Dredd is one of the year's purest, most gratifying genre films."

Adam Ross

96%

Argo (2012)

"...incredibly entertaining, lucid crowd pleaser. I'm [annoyed] that people may hear the synopsis and go 'Oh, that's not my thing', because Argo is everyone's thing: it's one of the year's best films."

Adam Ross

25%

Paranormal Activity 4 (2012)

"...Shulman and Joost forget to bring the scary - that low frequency noise and telegraphed pop-up scares have worn as thin as a communal durex."

Adam Ross

31%

Total Recall (2012)

"This new version of Total Recall is the cinematic equivalent of a vibrator: it is whirling, sleek, shiny and utterly artificial, yet it gets you where you need to go."

Adam Ross

65%

The Campaign (2012)

"The Campaign is an equal split of smart and stupid. Some people may be off-put by the wild detours into vulgarity, but I relished it."

Adam Ross

16%

The Watch (2012)

"The only arcs these characters encounter are in their pants."

Adam Ross

87%

ParaNorman (2012)

"...this is truly edgy for children's fare."

Adam Ross

94%

The Sessions (2012)

"The Sessions is a magnificent film. This tale of a profoundly disabled man's sexual awaking is not only a genuine crowd pleaser , but it also gives a cinematic voice to the marginalized."

Adam Ross

87%

Easy Money (2012)

"This Swedish thriller isn't just a great crime film, it's a great film, period. Based on the novel by Jens Lapidus, Easy Money is positively Dickensian in its themes and scope."

Adam Ross

67%

Lawless (2012)

"...[Hillcoat] has an ability to capture violence in a way that breaks through a century of cinematic desensitisation - when someone gets hurt in a John Hillcoat film you feel it."

Adam Ross

88%

Blue Valentine (2010)

"[Director] Cianfrance is not interested in the Hollywood fairytale, he want to show that love can scar."

Adam Ross

63%

Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)

"Like most guy-centric films these days, this film is ragingly homophobic and misogynistic, and you know what? These are some of the best parts. It is a testament to the wit of the writers and the charisma of the cast that we are never turned off."

Adam Ross

21%

Taken 2 (2012)

"The aversion to violent detail makes it appear as though Mills is applying light chiropractic manipulation rather than giving someone an involuntary dirt nap."

Adam Ross

40%

Mental (2013)

"...due to a mortifyingly miscalculated lead performance and haphazard writing, Mental is often as funny as a burning orphanage."

Adam Ross

53%

The Mechanic (2011)

"[Simon West] goes for headshots, stabbings and other dispatches that are the antithesis of modern PG-13 action filmmaking."

Adam Ross

49%

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)

"Edward is cold and controlling: the archetype of an abusive partner and Jacob just acts like a rapist in training, he keeps trying to kiss Bella against her will."

Adam Ross

94%

Samson and Delilah (2010)

"Director Warwick Thornton's artistic choices alienated me as viewer and made me pray for the end."

Adam Ross

33%

Terminator Salvation (2009)

"Everything that made the Terminator films great is absent in this film. The violence, the terror, the basic fear is gone ... In this film, children defeat a terminator."

Adam Ross

61%

The Reader (2008)

"The film's exploration of the Holocaust's fallout on subsequent generations is harrowing."

Adam Ross

43%

Robin Hood (2010)

"I thought [Robin Hood] was going to be the best film of the year ... [it] never gels. "

Adam Ross

98%

Let the Right One In (2008)

"Let the Right One In eschews all the crap that has plagued vampire films for years. This is a dark, serious and twisted film. "

Adam Ross

99%

Toy Story 3 (2010)

"... this is [Pixar's] prison film, and they load it with suspense, clever references, invention and action. "

Adam Ross

95%

Star Trek (2009)

"... it pleases me to report that the new film from Director J.J. Abrams pulled me (a Trek newbie) in like a Romulan tractor beam."

Adam Ross

51%

Observe and Report (2009)

"This is one of the best comedies of the decade, and I suggest you check it out immediately - just don't take your grandmother."

Adam Ross

27%

Fast & Furious (2009)

"The tagline for this film is: 'New Model, Original Parts'. It should be: 'Are you dumb enough to pay for the same film twice?'"

Adam Ross

73%

Iron Man 2 (2010)

"I was predisposed to like Iron Man even if it starred David Hasselhoff wrapped in tinfoil ... Is it worth your time? Definitely. Is it the calibre of Spider-Man 2 and The Dark Knight? Afraid not."

Adam Ross

70%

Men in Black III (2012)

"The effects and direction make this a pleasant diversion, but with a bunch of clunky one-liners and half-baked scenes this is a film that won't be remembered long."

Adam Ross

71%

Margaret (2011)

"... it should be commended for attempting to tackle something as basic - and insurmountable - as a single human emotion."

Adam Ross

74%

Prometheus (2012)

"Very few films can create a genuine sense of wonder and discovery, and Prometheus manages it for its entire 124 minute running time ... almost entirely a sensory experience."

Adam Ross

81%

Beauty (Skoonheid) (2013)

"...Beauty is my least favourite type of film. An 'arthouse' film with a repulsive protagonist, Beauty is slow and, eventually, vile."

Adam Ross

34%

Battleship (2012)

"It's not satire, it doesn't play on two levels like Starship Troopers, it's just s---... As a piece of miscalculated, American wankery, it is almost unparalleled."

Adam Ross

78%

Brave (2012)

"While Brave is a mile ahead of other animated features hitting our screens, it does feel like a lesser Pixar work."

Adam Ross

41%

Rock of Ages (2012)

"Tom Cruise is monumentally good in this film. If this film was called Stacee Jaxx it might have been my film of the year. "

Adam Ross

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