Splat 2/4 |
Abandon (2002) |
"Abandon has its wincing moments here and there, but for the most part this lackluster teen drama is about as chilling and calculating as a cold half-eaten pork chop." |
Frank Ochieng |
Splat 2/4 |
The Abandoned (2007) |
"Alas, this is another faceless frightfest in which its so-called boisterous boo is not conducive to its creepy-crawling bite." |
Frank Ochieng |
- |
About a Boy (2002) |
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David Litton |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
About Schmidt (2002) |
"About Schmidt is solidly a wry, smart and intuitive showcase. Payne has proven time and time again that he is a crafty social satirist whose finger is constantly on the pulse regarding his comical and caustic commentaries." |
Frank Ochieng |
Splat 2/4 |
Accepted (2006) |
"Unfortunately for Accepted, the movie's make-the-grade spunkiness as a collegiate cut-up has been emphatically Denied." |
Frank Ochieng |
- |
Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights (2002) |
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David Litton |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Adaptation (2002) |
"The collaboration of Jonze's unorthodox direction and screenwriter Charlie Kaufman's script hasn't been this delightfully solid since their surrealistic joyride in 1999's wonderfully erratic comedy Being John Malkovich." |
Frank Ochieng |
Tomato 3/5 |
Addams Family Values (1993) |
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Gareth J. Von Kallenbach |
Tomato 3/4 |
Adventureland (2009) |
"...a refreshing take on "the teen turmoil scene" where the uncertainty and inherent fear of a gifted mind is explored with the legitimacy of doubt and disappointment." |
Frank Ochieng |
- |
The Adventures of Felix (2001) |
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David Litton |
Tomato 3/5 |
The Adventures of Huck Finn (1993) |
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Gareth J. Von Kallenbach |
Splat 1/4 |
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002) |
"The Adventures of Pluto Nash is an inane, tacky and stultifying experience for anyone to endure. Gee, talking about a meteoric miscalculation! What did you ever do to deserve this idiotic rocket-sized ruse?" |
Frank Ochieng |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Aeon Flux (2005) |
"...sci-fi jolting gibberish. Did we already mention witnessing Theron in skin-hugging get-ups acting like a curvaceous contortionist experiencing PMS?" |
Frank Ochieng |
- |
The Affair of the Necklace (2001) |
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David Litton |
- |
An Affair to Remember (1957) |
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David Litton |
Splat 2/4 |
After the Sunset (2004) |
"...[a] hollow heist flick. Alas, After the Sunset maintains having the trivial tension of a fifth grade spelling bee contest. Repeat after me…Paradise Lost." |
Frank Ochieng |
Tomato 4/5 |
Afterglow (1997) |
"Afterglow plants a cynical seed in its provocative examination of isolation, arbitrary emotional fulfillment, and marital stagnation. Christie dutifully fills the shoes of a wounded woman so convincingly" |
Frank Ochieng |
Splat 2/4 |
Against the Ropes (2003) |
"Against The Ropes is the latest sucker punch that arrives in the arena of unbearable boxing sagas complete with built-in sporting cliches and forged bravado" |
Frank Ochieng |
- |
Agent Cody Banks (2003) |
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Frank Ochieng |
Splat 1.5/4 |
Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004) |
"disposable kid-driven vehicle that has no unique spark or sense of imagination. Destination London is one interminable mission that definitely needs to be aborted" |
Frank Ochieng |
- |
Airport (1970) |
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David Litton |
- |
Alex and Emma (2003) |
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David Litton |
Splat 2/4 |
Alexander (2004) |
"...a boorish and bloated costume epic that has all the exciting appeal of a prolonged high school social studies lesson during the thankless hazy days of summer" |
Frank Ochieng |
Tomato 3/4 |
Ali (2001) |
"But you still can admire director Michael Mann's fortitude in trying to present the boxing world's "black Superman" on the big screen in the dazzling but spotty Ali. Mann's project is ambitious and rapid fire in its presentation." |
Frank Ochieng |
- |
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974) |
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David Litton |
- |
Alien (1979) |
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David Litton |
- |
Alien 3 (1992) |
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David Litton |
- |
Alien Resurrection (1997) |
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David Litton |
Tomato 2.5/4 |
Alien Trespass (2009) |
"...gently wacky. Although breezy and sketchy on the easy laughs at times, Alien Trespass does promise to entertain for the sole purpose of its campy off-kilter makeup." |
Frank Ochieng |
Splat 2/4 |
Alien vs. Predator (2004) |
"...a murky and ludicrous thriller...a dyspeptic and droll display that yearns to breathe life into two forgotten frightfest franchises" |
Frank Ochieng |
- |
Aliens (1986) |
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David Litton |
Tomato 5/5 |
Aliens (1986) |
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Gareth J. Von Kallenbach |
- |
Alive (1992) |
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David Litton |
- |
All About Eve (1950) |
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David Litton |
- |
All About the Benjamins (2002) |
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David Litton |
- |
All or Nothing (2002) |
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David Litton |
- |
All That Jazz (1979) |
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David Litton |
Splat 2/4 |
All The King's Men (2006) |
"Zallian's examination of corruption and wayward idealism of political plight is nothing but a meager melodrama searching for its scandalous sentiments." |
Frank Ochieng |
- |
All the Real Girls (2003) |
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David Litton |
- |
Almost Famous (2000) |
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David Litton |
Splat 1/4 |
Alone in the Dark (2005) |
"Woefully murky and meaningless...The world’s most durable and heavy duty flashlight couldn’t bring an ounce of brightness to the underwhelming Alone in the Dark" |
Frank Ochieng |
Splat 2/4 |
Along Came Polly (2004) |
"Along Came Polly is a scattershot and tiring romantic ruse that depends on its notable players to sell the relentlessly lame, run-of-the-mill package of witless high jinks" |
Frank Ochieng |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
Amelie (2001) |
"Amelie From Montmartre is pragmatic, lighthearted, imaginative and clearly one of the best romantic charmers to come along in a year that has been dominated by posturing fluff." |
Frank Ochieng |
- |
American Beauty (1999) |
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David Litton |
Splat 1.5/4 |
An American Carol (2008) |
"Overall, Zucker's cinematic middle finger is about as funny as an exploding toilet seat for hemorrhoid-induced senior citizens...a dreary picture mired in sophomoric sludge." |
Frank Ochieng |
Splat 2/4 |
American Dreamz (2006) |
"The off-the-cuff slaphappy material feels too stretched out and relentlessly spotty to emphasize any pinpoint intellectual political humor. Slight in its sarcastic overtones..." |
Frank Ochieng |
Splat 1.5/4 |
An American Haunting (2006) |
"Solomon's flimsy fright fable An American Haunting couldn't scare a lobbyist from a Washington D.C. politician's picnic...a sluggish period piece boofest." |
Frank Ochieng |
- |
American Pie 2 (2001) |
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David Litton |
Tomato 3.5/4 |
American Splendor (2003) |
"...has surprisingly captured the eccentric spunkiness of the pioneering Pekar...American Splendor is weirdly captivating in its offbeat intimacy." |
Frank Ochieng |
- |
An American Tail (1986) |
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David Litton |
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