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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) |
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"A sweet, profound fairy tale." | |
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Abandon (2002) |
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"Poor Ben Bratt couldn't find stardom if MapQuest emailed him point-to-point driving directions." | |
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Aeon Flux (2005) |
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"99% of the world has been killed by a fatal virus, and the remaining 1% probably smoked like chimneys, with my luck." | |
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F |
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Alexander (2004) |
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"'By the glorious man-meat of Apollo,' Colin says, 'this film is creaking to its final scene!'" | |
Mark Ramsey | |
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F |
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Alien vs. Predator (2004) |
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"The story couldn't be more preposterous if Alien and Predator were in tutus doing the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies." | |
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Alone in the Dark (2005) |
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"Thanks for the surgical enhancement, Tara Reid. As I always say, if saline made you a great actor then Sean Penn would have gills." | |
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Along Came a Spider (2001) |
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"To quote Monica, 'this is worse than killing time.'" | |
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Along Came Polly (2004) |
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"'Those nuts have pee on them!' warns Ben. 'If I wanted to avoid nuts covered with pee I never would have married Brad Pitt,' replies Jennifer." | |
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America's Sweethearts (2001) |
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"I can't recall the last time I've seen this many supremely talented actors frittered away in such a slight romantic comedy." | |
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American Gangster (2007) |
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"Russell is, indeed, a cop. And, miraculously, he works for the same police sergeant that Monk works for two thousand miles and 37 years away! How can that be?!" | |
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American Pie (1999) |
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"An overall icky movie!" | |
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American Pie 2 (2001) |
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"Not since There's Something About Mary have I enjoyed such a perfect blend of heart and fart." | |
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American Psycho (2000) |
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"Both painfully well-made and simply painful. What's the point of all this art-house mayhem?" | |
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The Amityville Horror (2005) |
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"The babysitter whose fashion sense seems aimed at exorcising the pants off her hips. If ghosts like to suck Tequila out of belly-buttons, she has come to the right place." | |
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Angela's Ashes (1999) |
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"Like a good potato, Angela's Ashes is heavy on the starch and light on the protein." | |
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Anger Management (2003) |
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"Levity reaches the apex of diminished expectations when Adam and Jack stop traffic on the Queensboro Bridge in rush hour so they can sing a duet of I Feel Pretty. "I thought it would give the scene more visual interest and tension," said director Peter S" | |
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Any Given Sunday (1999) |
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"Can I call a time-out?" | |
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Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) |
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"I used to have this windbreaker that was Goldmembers Only." | |
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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) |
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"Not only is Mike a funny guy, but he knows more about the 60s and Bond-style movies than I ever care to know in five lifetimes." | |
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The Aviator (2004) |
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"I'll put on a pair of my good Kleenex boxes and go." | |
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