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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
1 65%

Dinosaur (2000)

"If you look past the seamlessly realistic CGI, there's nothing at all memorable about the movie."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

2 53%

Fierce Creatures (1997)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

3 31%

28 Days (2000)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

4 30%

Screamers (1996)

"Screamers is inundated with movie cliches, stock characters, stolen premises and scenes that just don't make sense."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

5 88%

Two Family House (2000)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

6 76%

Kundun (1997)

"For a commanding drama about the tribulations of Tibet through the eyes of her benevolent leader, Kundun is the way to go."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

7 59%

The Rugrats Movie (1998)

"I think it's nothing short of shockingly irresponsible."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

8 54%

The Faculty (1998)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

9 28%

Drive Me Crazy (1999)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

10 25%

Plunkett & Macleane (1999)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

11 73%

The Five Senses (2000)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

12 3%

Bless the Child (2000)

"Basinger continues to prove her Oscar win for L.A. Confidential was a fluke."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

13 67%

A Time to Kill (1996)

"The hype is true. Matthew McConaughey is all that."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

14 41%

8 1/2 Women (1999)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

15 33%

Final Destination (2000)

"Typical, tiresome, forgettable crap."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

16 77%

A Soldier's Daughter Never Cries (1998)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

17 35%

Murder at 1600 (1997)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

18 28%

Snow Day (2000)

"An amusing, but utterly forgettable matinee."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

19 59%

Kikujiro (2000)

"If distracting the audience from the movie's ingrained blunders is what he's[Kitano] trying to accomplish, it doesn't work."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

20 63%

The Brady Bunch Movie (1995)

"There are a surprizing number of good laughs, but in the end it's an NBC movie of the week filmed in 35mm."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

21 15%

Metro (1997)

"Far too long on action and far too short on laughs."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

22 95%

The Full Monty (1997)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

23 86%

Une liaison pornographique (An Affair of Love) (A Pornographic Affair) (1999)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

24 57%

Dr. T & The Women (2000)

"A capricious, celebratory fable about the dichotomy of gender from the marvelously idiosyncratic Robert Altman."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

25 28%

Black Sheep (1996)

"I've never wanted to run from a theater so much in my life."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

26 61%

She's the One (1996)

"She's The One becomes the story of secondary characters, but the film still works because of Burns' unique storytelling."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

27 60%

The Edge (1997)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

28 90%

Aimée & Jaguar (2000)

"I was so busy trying to figure out what the hell was going on that there was just no way I was going to enjoy it."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

29 60%

Alice et Martin (Alice and Martin) (2000)

"This awkward drama about romance, estrangement and what people are willing to do for love is such a structural mess that it's impossible to get lost in the strength of the performances."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

30 92%

Shakespeare in Love (1998)

"The most deliciously witty film of the year."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

31 43%

Ravenous (1999)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

32 9%

Eye of the Beholder (2000)

"Eye of the Beholder isn't a title, it's a warning label. What's going on in this movie is anybody's guess."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

33 88%

Almost Famous (2000)

"A vividly realized labor of love and an absolute pleasure to watch."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

34 16%

Feeling Minnesota (1996)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

35 55%

American Pimp (2000)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

36 54%

L' Ennui (1999)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

37 79%

Everyone Says I Love You (1996)

"It's just great dumb fun, as a musical should be."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

38 74%

Mifune's Last Song (Mifune) (Mifunes sidste sang) (2000)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

39 88%

Career Girls (1997)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

40 44%

The Basket (1999)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

41 64%

Winter Guest (1997)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

42 20%

Duets (2000)

"The film becomes an endurance test of tedious -- even painful -- labored dialogue and flat, counterfeit emotions."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

43 78%

Beloved (1998)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

44 81%

Better Living Through Circuitry (2000)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

45 39%

A Life Less Ordinary (1997)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

46 86%

Mulan (1998)

"More than makes up for its musical shortcomings with a revised recipe for the shopworn Disney cartoon formula and a whole new visual style, full of soft pen strokes and watercolor palates."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

47 96%

Sling Blade (1996)

"Thornton's performance is riveting."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

48 91%

Shall We Dance? (Shall We Dansu?) (1996)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

49 36%

Michael (1996)

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

50 25%

Simpatico (1999)

"Powerhouse performances can't save sloppy Simpatico from the glue factory."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rob Blackwelder

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