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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
1 51%

Simone (2002)

"It starts off with some fun pokes at the whole cult of celebrity angle. But alas, the cuteness wears off after the first 20 minutes." EDIT

Posted Aug 23, 2002

2 81%

One Hour Photo (2002)

"While Robin 'Rubberface' Williams won't make you pee your pants from laughter -- he will manage to scare the smirk right off your face in this serious psychological thriller." EDIT

Posted Aug 23, 2002

3 54%

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

"Poo-poo, doo-doo and dumb-dumb car wreck." EDIT

Posted Jul 25, 2002

4 3%

Deuces Wild (2002)

"The overkill of slow motion shots made it look more like Michael Jackson's Beat It video than a feature film." EDIT

Posted May 3, 2002

5 22%

Joshua (2002)

"As a feature film it fails miserably." EDIT

Posted Apr 19, 2002

6 31%

Murder by Numbers (2002)

"Heroics aside, Murder By Numbers just doesn't add up." EDIT

Posted Apr 19, 2002

7 41%

The Scorpion King (2002)

"While it's far from any Raiders of The Lost Ark, The Scorpion King does deliver a few fun seconds and lots of swords and sweat." EDIT

Posted Apr 19, 2002

8 73%

Frailty (2002)

"It just goes way over the top with little pay off." EDIT

Posted Apr 12, 2002

9 26%

The Sweetest Thing (2002)

"What this film really suffers from is a lack of inventive writing." EDIT

Posted Apr 12, 2002

10 41%

Big Bad Love (2001)

"If we had more of Debra then I'd be cool with it, but her husband/co-star /writer goes on and on and on." EDIT

Posted Mar 15, 2002

11 25%

Showtime (2002)

"Good lord almighty, call in the stink police! Trust me, this crime on celluloid should change its title to Stupidtime." EDIT

Posted Mar 15, 2002

12 77%

Ice Age (2002)

"Overall, not a bad weekend matinee for the whole family." EDIT

Posted Mar 15, 2002

13 85%

Monster's Ball (2001)

"While Billy Bob transforms terrifically from a bigot to a noble man in a biracial relationship, Halle is just plain brilliant as a poor and exhausted woman who finally reaches her breaking point." EDIT

Posted Mar 7, 2002

14 30%

All About the Benjamins (2002)

"I had a blast." EDIT

Posted Mar 7, 2002

15 29%

The Time Machine (2002)

"After a very slow start, this long and drawn out flick with gobs of high speed photography depicting the cycle of life -- just gets old." EDIT

Posted Mar 7, 2002

16 17%

Queen of the Damned (2002)

"... Aaliyah makes both a triumphant and eerie final curtain call." EDIT

Posted Feb 25, 2002

17 7%

Dragonfly (2002)

"... a super stupid thriller ..." EDIT

Posted Feb 25, 2002

18 23%

John Q (2002)

"I dig the message but prefer a better use of Mr. Washington's many talents." EDIT

Posted Feb 19, 2002

19 60%

Hart's War (2002)

"The bright spots in this film are Farell's performance and that of Vicellous Shannon who is just riveting as the camp's commanding German officer." EDIT

Posted Feb 19, 2002

20 14%

Crossroads (2002)

"The good news for you Britney fans is that Crossroads isn't altogether horrific. But it's no classic by any stretch of the imagination either." EDIT

Posted Feb 19, 2002

21 3%

Rollerball (2002)

"Yup. Yet another remake of one of my childhood faves has been bastardized." EDIT

Posted Feb 12, 2002

22 19%

Collateral Damage (2002)

"I really wouldn't recommend it to any of my friends -- unless of course, they're complete testosterone freaks." EDIT

Posted Feb 8, 2002

23 81%

Mulholland Drive (2001)

"Hot damn what a trippy movie!" EDIT

Posted Jan 25, 2002

24 76%

A Beautiful Mind (2001)

"I've never seen an actor try so hard to look like he was a disturbed character." EDIT

Posted Jan 25, 2002

25 27%

A Walk to Remember (2002)

"I gotta say, I was a bit bored." EDIT

Posted Jan 25, 2002

26 34%

I Am Sam (2001)

"When Rita enters the picture, the whole thing falls apart." EDIT

Posted Jan 25, 2002

27 73%

The Count of Monte Cristo (2002)

"Turns out to be a rather romantic swashbuckling romp back in time." EDIT

Posted Jan 25, 2002

28 72%

Le Pacte des loups (Brotherhood of the Wolf) (2001)

"This mega dose of foley drama turns out to be nothing more than stinky cheese." EDIT

Posted Jan 11, 2002

29 50%

Kate & Leopold (2001)

"If I see one more movie with Meg Ryan as a disillusioned career woman who just doesn't believe in love anymore -- I'll blow chunks!" EDIT

Posted Dec 28, 2001

30 32%

Charlotte Gray (2002)

"Despite Blanchett's brilliance, Charlotte Gray is still drab." EDIT

Posted Dec 28, 2001

31 42%

The Majestic (2001)

"Despite the direction and Landau's performance, The Majestic ends up shooting itself in the foot with nostalgia overload." EDIT

Posted Dec 21, 2001

32 91%

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

"The special effects are stunning." EDIT

Posted Dec 21, 2001

33 41%

Vanilla Sky (2001)

"There's plenty of fluff and puff (and a soundtrack that's way overused) -- but little pay off." EDIT

Posted Dec 13, 2001

34 81%

The Royal Tenenbaums (2002)

"I couldn't find much humor in this supposed dark comedy." EDIT

Posted Dec 13, 2001

35 38%

Novocaine (2001)

"Much like my last trip to the dentist, this was really painful." EDIT

Posted Nov 15, 2001

36 8%

The Wash (2001)

"Don't even bother renting it on video -- which will be available REAL soon!" EDIT

Posted Nov 15, 2001

37 80%

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)

"Definitely worth a look-see." EDIT

Posted Nov 15, 2001

38 20%

High Heels and Low Lifes (2001)

"It's the charming wit and screen presence of McCormack that saves this picture from being a total mess." EDIT

Posted Nov 1, 2001

39 41%

K-PAX (2001)

"Everything is so labored and spelled out for the audience." EDIT

Posted Nov 1, 2001

40 81%

The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)

"Lordy I loved this movie! And I may not be psychic, but I smell Oscar here!" EDIT

Posted Nov 1, 2001

41 52%

The Last Castle (2001)

"Running at a stealthy 2 hours in length, you can't help but look for the EXIT signs in the theater for a quick getaway." EDIT

Posted Oct 19, 2001

42 57%

From Hell (2001)

"A thrilling and suspenseful whodunit." EDIT

Posted Oct 19, 2001

43 49%

Riding in Cars with Boys (2001)

"Delivers a gentle and understanding slice of Americana while tackling some very tough subject matter." EDIT

Posted Oct 18, 2001

44 65%

Bandits (2001)

"Something about Bruce Willis really bugged me. Could it be his bad hair weave? His constant confidently cocky smirk?" EDIT

Posted Oct 15, 2001

45 6%

Corky Romano (2001)

"The skits are barely funny enough for TV, let alone to make a feature film out of." EDIT

Posted Oct 15, 2001

46 50%

Hearts in Atlantis (2001)

"Hearts in Atlantis isn't really a bad film. It's just not a good one." EDIT

Posted Sep 28, 2001

47 64%

Zoolander (2001)

"I'm happy to report that Zoolander does indeed deliver the giggles." EDIT

Posted Sep 28, 2001

48 52%

Rock Star (2001)

"Overall, a dull trip down Nostalgic Road." EDIT

Posted Sep 7, 2001

49 64%

O (2001)

"I'm sure that there are many troubled teens today who go to violent extremes to get 'even' -- but is this something an average teen would want to pay money to see?" EDIT

Posted Aug 30, 2001

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