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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
58%

Red State (2011)

"One of the best white trash horror films in recent memory."

Lucius Gore

76%

The Innkeepers (2012)

"'The Innkeepers' makes up for its low budget and even lower body count with an excellent cast."

Lucius Gore

37%

The Resident (2011)

"The film would have benefited from a higher body count ..."

Lucius Gore

22%

The Green Slime (1969)

"Despite the camp presence of '60s rock, laughable costumes ... and of course incredibly goofy-looking monsters, 'The Green Slime' is a seriously good movie."

Lucius Gore

68%

Black Death (2011)

"While not as good as 'Triangle,' 'Black Death' does solidify Christopher Smith's standing as a great horror filmmaker."

Lucius Gore

59%

Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)

"While not as original as the first film, it's just as scary and scores points for cleverly tying the two stories together."

Lucius Gore

35%

I Spit On Your Grave (2010)

"Better than the original"

Lucius Gore

50%

The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2010)

"The film deserves some points for being sickening and over the top."

Lucius Gore

74%

Splice (2010)

""Splice" is one of those movies that just makes you ache, because it almost achieves greatness."

Lucius Gore

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Tormented (1960)

"Bert I. Gordon is most well known for his low-budget 1950s sci-fi pics, but this little seen relic of 1960 is actually one of his better efforts. It is also one of the more entertaining installments of the always enjoyable Mystery Science Theater 3000. "

Steve Biodrowski

27%

Charlie St. Cloud (2010)

"For all of its obvious calculations, Charlie St. CLoud is sincere and effective enough in its intentions to win over at least a few cynical hearts."

Steve Biodrowski

14%

Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010)

"Kids will probably get a kick out of the animal antics, but their parents will likely be bored, despite occasionally witty touches obviously added with adults in mind."

Steve Biodrowski

93%

James and the Giant Peach (1996)

"Riding on the delightfully cobwebbed coat-tails of Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas, James and the Giant Peach was probably predestined to be a disappointment, for what film could possibly live up to that level of expectation? "

Steve Biodrowski

29%

Survival of the Dead (2010)

"A decent zombie film"

Lucius Gore

82%

Triangle (2009)

"'Triangle' is one of the most intelligent, thought provoking genre films in recent memory."

Lucius Gore

27%

Pandorum (2009)

"A little bit 'Eden Log,' a little bit 'Descent,' and a whole lot of 'Alien,' 'Pandorum' ultimately succeeds as a watchable sci-fi/horror/mystery."

Lucius Gore

67%

Daybreakers (2010)

"Set in a near future where the entire planet has been taken over by vampires, the film is actually quite pertinent in these post-credit crisis times."

Lucius Gore

90%

Zombieland (2009)

"There was a time when "zombie" films were edgy and alternative. That time has clearly passed."

Lucius Gore

82%

Paranormal Activity (2009)

"An instant classic of the mockumentary genre"

Lucius Gore

21%

H2: Halloween II (2009)

"OK but not great"

Lucius Gore

56%

Orphan (2009)

"Daring and fresh, 'Orphan' is easily one of the best horror movies of 2009."

Lucius Gore

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House of Death (1989)

"Slow moving but oddly entertaining, 'House of Death' remains a fun time capsule from the slasher era."

Lucius Gore

17%

The Haunting in Connecticut (2009)

"Not as scary as 2005's 'Amityville Horror' but good nonetheless."

Lucius Gore

29%

Deadgirl (2008)

"An ingenious, awesome zombie movie"

Lucius Gore

80%

Book of Blood (2009)

"... a horror movie for adults."

Lucius Gore

100%

Bad Biology (2008)

"... 'Bad Biology' is intelligent, funny and sick as hell"

Lucius Gore

42%

The Last House on the Left (2009)

"... this 'Last House on the Left' doesn't have the bite of the original."

Lucius Gore

67%

The Burrowers (2008)

"... proves once again that the old west still isn't the ideal place to set a monster movie."

Lucius Gore

43%

Eden Log (2007)

"A passable French sci-fi film, but far from great."

Lucius Gore

——

Black Devil Doll (2009)

"Director Jonathan Lewis managed to put together a hilarious, over-the-top, sex-filled gorefest on a shoestring budget -- and somehow managed to afford James Bond-style opening credits for the event."

Lucius Gore

——

Plague Town (2009)

"... this movie grabs you by the throat and never lets go."

Lucius Gore

31%

The Uninvited (2009)

"The performances are pretty good but some of the characters aren't quite fleshed out."

Lucius Gore

71%

Splinter (2008)

"A very efficient and effective (for its budget) zombie-infection-sci-fi-thriller"

Lucius Gore

79%

The Children (2008)

"As killer kid horror movies go, 'The Children' is easily one of the best."

Lucius Gore

——

Centerfold Girls ()

"A highly entertaining grindhouse slasher ..."

Lucius Gore

52%

Martyrs (2008)

"'Martyrs' is initially shocking and strong, but eventually falls apart once we are informed about what the hell is going on."

Lucius Gore

——

Deadtime Stories (Freaky Fairytales) (1986)

"All in all, this is a bad horror and bad comedy film."

Lucius Gore

——

Dead of Night ()

"... you may just want to fast forward to the final tale."

Lucius Gore

52%

Shuttle (2008)

"One hell of a terrifying ride ..."

Lucius Gore

——

Dead in Three Days (In 3 Tagen bist du tot) (2007)

"It's probably the best slasher film to come out of Europe since Alex Aja's now classic gore fest 'High Tension.'"

Lucius Gore

——

Red Sands (2009)

"While not a perfect film, it was visionary and impressive given a tiny budget."

Lucius Gore

——

Sweet 16 (Sweet Sixteen) (1983)

"The film may generate a little bit more interest this year because "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane" seems to have taken a little inspiration from it."

Lucius Gore

——

Dorothy Mills (Dorothy) (2009)

""Dorothy Mills" is atmospheric and well acted, but too derivative to be memorable."

Lucius Gore

25%

Friday the 13th (2009)

"There have been worse Jason films, if that's any consolation."

Lucius Gore

13%

Street Fighter (1994)

"The story of STREET FIGHTER is a mere trifle, but who cares? The real problem is that...the visceral impact is practically nil."

Steve Biodrowski

71%

The Midnight Meat Train (2008)

"This is the best Clive Barker-inspired movie in a long, long time -- probably since "Hellraiser III" in 1992."

Lucius Gore

90%

Coraline (2009)

"Coraline mixes the dark and the light in the perfect amounts; the result is all the sweeter for having dared to tread the bitter path of childhood fears and uncertainties."

Steve Biodrowski

86%

Hauru no ugoku shiro (Howl's Moving Castle) (2005)

"Howl's Moving Castle is a perfect epitome of Miyazaki's work, in all its strengths and weaknesses: it's filled with heart-felt themes...but how these elements connect on a plot level is subjugated to how beautifully they are rendered on screen."

Steve Biodrowski

93%

Princess Mononoke (Mononoke-hime) (1999)

"From the very opening frames, Miyazaki proves himself a total master of the medium..."

Steve Biodrowski

90%

Rupan sansei: Kariosutoro no shiro (The Castle of Cagliostro) (Lupin III: Castle of Cagliostro) (2000)

"The second Lupin anime feature, is widely regarded as the thief's best outing..."

Steve Biodrowski

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