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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
34%

Hall Pass (2011)

"Any time a movie needs to resort to two sequences involving unexpected bowel moments for laughs, you know you're in trouble."

Christopher Kelly

58%

It's Kind of a Funny Story (2010)

"From start to finish, It's Kind of a Funny Story walks an uncommonly deft line: Playful comedy gives way to moments of shockingly immediate and honest emotion."

Christopher Kelly

28%

Life as We Know It (2010)

"Life as We Know It turns into a reasonably honest consideration of what it might mean to have to honor the dead by raising their living, breathing, pooping, screaming progeny."

Christopher Kelly

6%

The Last Airbender (2010)

"Who would have thought Shyamalan would come up with a movie that makes his Lady in the Water look positively sensible?"

Christopher Kelly

52%

The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)

"At its best, Goats maintains a giddy Dr. Strangelove-via-the-Coen-Brothers vibe."

Scott Von Doviak

86%

The House of the Devil (2009)

"More concerned with stretching nail-biting suspense to the breaking point than finding new ways of making heads explode."

Scott Von Doviak

48%

Antichrist (2009)

"On a narrative level, it's gobbledygook, as if von Trier has dredged up the details of a nightmare and filmed them in an attempt to get at some primal truths."

Scott Von Doviak

73%

Where the Wild Things Are (2009)

"Aimlessly trudging through woods or desert, sniping and clawing at each other, Carol and his fellow wild things come to resemble the H.R. Pufnstuf crew on downers."

Scott Von Doviak

12%

Couples Retreat (2009)

"The whole production just comes off as a paid vacation at Club Med for Vaughn and friends."

Scott Von Doviak

90%

Zombieland (2009)

"It's hard not to be entertained (assuming your definition of entertainment includes exploding skulls and spattered intestines)."

Scott Von Doviak

78%

The Informant! (2009)

"Closer to a Coen Brothers farce than A Civil Action or North Country."

Scott Von Doviak

57%

9 (2009)

"There's no denying that Acker has a knack for bleak landscapes and an inventive salvage-yard approach to character design, but his narrative skills are less developed."

Scott Von Doviak

63%

Extract (2009)

"A "sympathy for the boss" comedy could conceivably work, but Judge has neglected to supply the laughs this time around."

Scott Von Doviak

88%

Inglourious Basterds (2009)

"For anyone who has been hoping to see Tarantino back at the top of his game, the must-see movie of the summer has finally arrived."

Scott Von Doviak

60%

A Perfect Getaway (2009)

"Doesn't want to be anything more than a ninety-minute thrill ride, and unlike most of the bloated blockbusters of late, it succeeds on its own terms."

Scott Von Doviak

68%

Funny People (2009)

"Funny People isn't exactly a chore to sit through, but it's awfully slack and self-indulgent."

Scott Von Doviak

67%

Brüno (Bruno) (2009)

"a hit-and-miss brand of humor, as likely to leave you squirming from embarrassment as howling with laughter."

Scott Von Doviak

67%

Public Enemies (2009)

"Even the bank jobs and prison breaks feel perfunctory and enervated."

Scott Von Doviak

50%

The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009)

"I can think of worse ways to while away a hot, sticky summer afternoon than ducking into the air-conditioned comfort of the multiplex for a couple of hours worth of jacked-up, seat-rattling, subway-heisting action."

Scott Von Doviak

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After Last Season ()

""Intensely boring, thoroughly disorienting and so technically incompetent it achieves several deeply unnerving effects entirely by accident.""

Scott Von Doviak

27%

Land of the Lost (2009)

"A soulless special effects flick crossed with a tired gross-out comedy."

Scott Von Doviak

92%

Drag Me to Hell (2009)

"Entertaining enough in its squishy-squirmy way, and the payoff delivers a little jolt of that old time Raimi magic."

Scott Von Doviak

95%

Star Trek (2009)

"As unlikely as it once seemed, it looks like the ol' Enterprise has a few more light-years left in it after all."

Scott Von Doviak

72%

Monsters vs. Aliens (2009)

"Monsters vs. Aliens tries very hard to entertain every demographic in the audience, although it's at its most enjoyable when it's not trying quite so hard."

Scott Von Doviak

90%

Coraline (2009)

"For a movie that rarely leaves the house, Coraline takes a number of inspired detours."

Scott Von Doviak

45%

Yes Man (2008)

"No comedy classic, but it packs enough laughs into 104 minutes to justify the price of admission (or at least a matinee ticket)"

Scott Von Doviak

78%

Doubt (2008)

"Award-worthy performances aren't enough to keep Doubt from falling flat in the end."

Scott Von Doviak

25%

Four Christmases (2008)

"To say that Vaughn is phoning it in these days would be an insult to telecommuters everywhere."

Scott Von Doviak

83%

JCVD (Van Dammage) (2008)

"JCVD has points of interest, but it may leave you feeling like you've just slowed down to look at a car wreck."

Scott Von Doviak

35%

Pride and Glory (2008)

"There's nothing wrong with a gritty cop drama, so long as it has something to offer besides grit."

Scott Von Doviak

16%

Max Payne (2008)

"It boasts a stylish surface, but there's nothing new beneath it."

Scott Von Doviak

59%

Flash of Genius (2008)

"...The movie seems to have been crafted on an assembly line that specializes in inspirational tales of ordinary Davids triumphing over merciless Goliaths."

Christopher Kelly

73%

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008)

"There's a sweet, funny movie lurking underneath the too-cool-for-you surface."

Scott Von Doviak

77%

Appaloosa (2008)

"For its first hour or so, Appaloosa is a crisply paced pleasure, mostly thanks to the interplay between Harris and Mortensen."

Scott Von Doviak

85%

Ghost Town (2008)

"Gervais may be alone in remembering that this kind of movie is actually supposed to be funny."

Scott Von Doviak

0%

Surfer, Dude (2008)

"There's something about the mystical-spiritual aura surrounding surfing that tends to turn most movies on the subject to hippie-dippie mush."

Scott Von Doviak

62%

Traitor (2008)

"There's a terrorist around every corner in Traitor, to the point where you start wondering if "Steve Martin" is a pen name for Dick Cheney."

Scott Von Doviak

19%

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008)

"Really, isn't this where the Star Wars movies were headed all along - a feature-length toy advertisement?"

Scott Von Doviak

40%

Henry Poole Is Here (2008)

"How seriously the filmmakers take the miracle of the stucco wall is up for debate, but the movie's ultimate revelations feel unearned."

Scott Von Doviak

15%

The Love Guru (2008)

"The Love Guru isn't really about spiritual well-being or hockey; it's about Myers' mistaken belief that the comedic possibilities of male genitalia are endless."

Scott Von Doviak

36%

You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

"Unless you find words like 'baba ghannouj' inherently hilarious, the nearly two-hour running time proves to be a punishing length."

Scott Von Doviak

45%

The Strangers (2008)

"A must-see for horror fans, but the fewer questions you ask, the more effective it will be."

Scott Von Doviak

50%

Smart People (2008)

"The performances go a long way toward making Smart People an enjoyable, if familiar, outing."

Scott Von Doviak

58%

Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show: 30 Days & 30 Nights - Hollywood to the Heartland (2008)

"Vince Vaughn is coming to town with the Four Indistinguishable Frat Dudes of Comedy."

Scott Von Doviak

51%

Bee Movie (2007)

"Kids should get a kick out of it, but anyone craving Seinfeld's usual brand of funny business will have to stick to TV reruns."

Scott Von Doviak

50%

30 Days of Night (2007)

"The humans are a bore, but the vampires light up this Night."

Scott Von Doviak

75%

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007)

"The story drifts aimlessly toward its foregone conclusion, hitting a few interesting notes along the way but never gelling into a coherent narrative."

Scott Von Doviak

29%

The Heartbreak Kid (2007)

"Supplies the laughs, but the heart is missing."

Scott Von Doviak

84%

Rocket Science (2007)

"The most complicated and original teenage characters we've seen in a movie in a very long time."

23%

Balls of Fury (2007)

"Just another one-joke sketch that goes on forever."

Scott Von Doviak

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