Make Out With Violence (2011)

"This is a far more complex and thoughtful examination of the transition to adulthood and how we deal with death rather than just another zombie flick."

Erik Childress

National Lampoon's Pledge This! (2006)

"So yeah. It's a National Lampoon/Paris Hilton movie that nobody wanted to release. And yet it manages to even be far worse than that."

David Cornelius

Saat po long (S.P.L.) (Kill Zone) (2006)

"The film's signature pieces are its fight scenes, but Yip works best in the quieter moments."

David Cornelius

Snakes on a Train (2006)

"The Mallachi Brothers truly impress. Too bad they got stuck with a screenplay that can't hold itself above water and a studio stuck in one heck of a lame rut."

David Cornelius

Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God (2005)

"A low-key adventure packed with the kind of fantasy that's endlessly ridiculous yet loveable in a Harryhausen kind of way."

David Cornelius

Santa's Slay (2005)

"It's cheap, it's goofy, but it's surprisingly smart and endlessly entertaining."

David Cornelius

War of the Planets (2005)

"This is 82 minutes of utter lousiness, delivered right to your television set."

David Cornelius

See Arnold Run (2005)

"What would you expect from a telepic written by the guy who gave us Category 6: Day of Destruction, starring the guy from Son of the Beach?"

David Cornelius

Glass Trap (2005)

"It's one of those movies that looks like it was a gas to make. To watch, though? Not so much."

David Cornelius

Miss Cast Away (2004)

"It is one of the most excruciating cinematic experiences of my life."

David Cornelius

Immortel (ad vitam) (Immortal) (2004)

"Immortal is as incoherent a story as you'll ever find. But it sure is pretty."

David Cornelius

Infection (Kansen) (2004)

"It's a masterwork of horror cinema, smartly constructed, effortlessly effective in delivering the goods."

David Cornelius

Cat and Mouse (Liu sue oi seung mau) (2003)

"Cat and Mouse is a movie that doesn't know what it wants to be, so it tries to be everything - and fails at too much of it."

David Cornelius

Yakuza Papers: Vol.5 - Final Episode (2004)

"Fukasaku's work here is one of the finest moments in gangster cinema history. But it's also among the most exhausting."

David Cornelius

Yakuza Papers: Vol.3 - Proxy War (2004)

"With Proxy War, Fukasaku reveals his Shakespearean intentions."

David Cornelius

Balto III: Wings of Change (2005)

"Wings of Change is one of those video efforts that will fade away all too quickly."

David Cornelius

Raw Force (Kung Fu Cannibals) (1982)

"It's cheap; it's tawdry; it's vulgar; and it's almost watchable in a cheesy sort of way."

Dan Lybarger

Full Metal Jacket (1987)

"Not Kubrick's best, but often powerful, particularly for R. Lee Ermey's performance."

Dan Lybarger

The Longest Day (1962)

"It is, and will most likely always remain, the definitve D-Day picture."

David Cornelius

Luis Bunuel's Robinson Crusoe (1954)

"It's sadly ironic that this terrific adaptation of the most celebrated castaway story of all has been missing for decades and unavailable for home viewing until now."

Dan Lybarger

Criminal (2004)

"Criminal can be praised and damned for its fidelity to the Argentinean masterpiece Nine Queens."

Dan Lybarger

Barely Brooke (2002)

"There's nothing that demonstrates so fully how meritless the world of modeling is than a full hour devoted to a photo shoot."

Oz

High Fidelity (1989)

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Kill Bill, Volume 2 (2004)

"Darryl Hannah practically steals the movie."

Thom Fowler

Red vs. Blue Season 1 ()

"The makers of Red Vs Blue have used actual Halo video game footage and voiceover dialogue to create a piece of animation that looks a million bucks and will have you howling."

Oz