Bangkok Loco ()
"I don't know what they're smoking over there in Thailand, but somebody might want to check that country's water supply."
"If anyone out there had their fingers crossed that Terry Gilliam would make a movie crazier that Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, then this is their lucky day."
"Really nice on the eyes, but this will make your brain hurt. I don't think repeated viewings will clarify anything, either. "
Tim Burton's Corpse Bride (2005)
"Despite the predictability of the script, I got a little misty at the end."
"Lars Von Trier's second of three proposed films about America being stupid is much shorter, has a much higher body count, and more sex than the first did."
"Anybody looking for Ocean's Thirteen is going to be sorely disappointed."
a/k/a Tommy Chong (2006)
"Just when you thought there weren't any more reasons to hate America."
"Even if you can't get into Johnston's music (count me in that group), this is to be filed under "must-see.""
Angel Rodriguez (2006)
"You never get a false moment in a Jim McKay film."
"Very, very funny, and very, very wrong."
"Gave me goose-bumps from both its content and its quality."
"Nothing particularly subtle or different here."
The Well (1998)
"Obviously, this is a must see for fans of Welles, but any film buff would certainly dig this doc."
"A step backwards for Steve Martin's writing career, but a big step forward for Claire Danes."
Lad de små børn (Aftermath) (2004)
"I liked it a lot."
Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance (2002)
"Park is the most exciting filmmaker to burst into my conscience in the last few years."
The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
"I'd happily sit through separate films about any of Virgin's co-stars."
Red Eye (2005)
"Damn entertaining and - even better - at just 85 minutes, it's refreshingly economical."
"Richardson is terrific, but not worth a trip to see this in the theatre."
Four Brothers (2005)
"Plays like Elmore Leonard-Lite (R)."
"The title contains two words most of its potential audience won't be able to spell."
The Skeleton Key (2005)
"Armed with an idiotic lead, a rambling unfocused story, and an ending transparent enough to make the audience laugh out loud at the screen."
"A blend of U-Turn and pre-digital Kiarostami."
Wedding Crashers (2005)
"Consistently very, very funny stuff."
The Island (2005)
"A typical run-and-chase Bay-a-thon before morphing into a Polyphonic Spree video at the very end."
"It's everything a doc should be: Informative, funny, touching and ending with Canada spanking the US."
War of the Worlds (2005)
"I liked it a lot, aside from the ending, which made me want to burn down the theater."
Bad News Bears (2005)
"It's hysterical that the people who saw this movie as kids are now bent out of shape from the film's content because it's exactly the same as it was 29 years ago."
The Devil's Rejects (2005)
"If Tarantino's first film was an homage to '70s grindhouse horror films instead of Reservoir Dogs, he probably would have made this picture."
Hustle & Flow (2005)
"Overrated Southern version of 8 Mile."
"Different enough to not make me shake my head and say, 'Why did they even bother?'"
Fantastic Four (2005)
"It is, in no way, an improvement over the unreleased Roger Corman version from 1994."
Land of the Dead (2005)
"A franchise that should be put out of its misery."
"Will Ferrell? Time to start reading your scripts again, pal."
Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)
"There's a lot of PG-13 jiggling."
Batman Begins (2005)
"Batman never once seems to be in real jeopardy (though you can hardly tell from his voice, which makes it sound like he's undergoing a perpetual colonoscopy)."
"Avoid this at all costs."
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
"I doubt there will be a funnier action film all summer."
"The best slasher flick I've seen in...wait...it might be the best I can remember."
Rock School (2005)
"Dewey Finn never suggested his students embrace the ways of Satan in order to play Black Sabbath covers with more gusto, but doing doesn't seem at all out of place here."
Lords of Dogtown (2005)
"If you've seen the award-winning documentary Dogtown and Z-Boys and dug it, you'll probably really like this."
Cinderella Man (2005)
"Entertaining and affecting, but an Oscar movie this is not."
Drivers Wanted (2005)
"Ever wonder why your pizza delivery person seems to be suffering from advanced hallucinatory schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage?"
"I'm still not totally convinced that this is the result of good filmmaking, so much as it simply makes viewers nostalgic for the original trilogy."
xXx: State of the Union (2005)
"Not only is Cube AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted, he also our fattest (note: not "phatest") action hero. They should have named his character XXXL."
Vida Sin Rumbo (1983)
"A slightly hallucinatory homage to The Wild Ones."
Mad Hot Ballroom (2005)
"Even if you don't like dancing and think the world would be a better place without so many kids, there's a pretty good chance it will still click and put you in a good mood."
Kicking & Screaming (2005)
"An embarrassment of a movie that shows how deliriously unfunny the former Saturday Night Live star can be with sub-par material."
"One of the best non-comic book action films I've seen in a while."