Bay Area Reporter
"Metzler and Springer perfectly capture the loony, tragic personality of the sea with their cameras. This is one of those instances where no embellishments are necessary; the truth is so bizarre and surreal it speaks clearly for itself. "EDIT
Southern Comfort (2001)
"Apparently, you can remove the breasts off a girl, but not her female gonads. "
On Our Merry Way (1948)
"The highlight is Lamour singing a spoof about her on-screen sarong persona. For some fetishists, seeing Meredith's shaven bare chest might supply another."
"Julie Davis is the Kathie Lee Gifford of film directors, sadly proving once again ego doesn't always go hand in hand with talent."
The Grey Zone (2002)
"every time Steve Buscemi and Natasha Lyonne open their mouths, you think they're auditioning for a dinner theater version of Fiddler on the Roof."
Beautiful Creatures (2001)
"a sweet, violent B-movie funfest that strays from perfection here and there, yet still leaves you with a fond feeling for killing penised bullies"
Zombie! vs. Mardi Gras (1999)
"On the plus side, there's lots of female nudity, several drag queens, a fart-filled murder, plus a killing in the midst of a piss."
"fatally unforgettable tale of a man who makes you ashamed to be human."