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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
15%

Sex and the City 2 (2010)

"Samantha does everything but draw a picture of the Prophet Muhammad on a pair of crotchless panties. "

Stephen Himes

74%

Iron Man 2 (2010)

"Tony Stark is Dick Cheney's foreign policy driven by Grover Norquist's fiscal policy, sold to the public by Ari Gold. Very confusing."

Stephen Himes

85%

El Orfanato (The Orphanage) (2007)

Sara J. Brenneis

38%

Swing Vote (2008)

"In its relentless sermonizing about voting, the movie treats the audience like we're Bud Johnson--who the movie also calls a 'dumbass.'"

Stephen Himes

77%

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

"You sense that if Lucas had his way, Harrison Ford would have measured Shia LeBeouf's midiclorian levels."

Stephen Himes

84%

Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)

"The difference between Apatow and Hornby is that Hornby has written at least one compelling female character."

Stephen Himes

87%

Control (2007)

"Like Joy Division's music, it's the paradoxical sum of what the film leaves out that makes it work."

Andrew Stout

95%

No Country for Old Men (2007)

Sean Weitner

88%

Superbad (2007)

"Superbad makes cultural statements that should be every bit as disturbing as blaxploitation's were."

Stephen Himes

15%

The Brothers Solomon (2007)

"Imagines what might happen if Rod and Todd Flanders grew up and decided to have a surrogate child together."

Stephen Himes

13%

Mr. Woodcock (2007)

"A close reading of Mr. Woodcock reveals a dark, depressing film about small town decline. I think."

Stephen Himes

89%

Eastern Promises (2007)

James Norton

97%

Killer of Sheep: The Charles Burnett Collection (2007)

Sean Weitner

61%

Death at a Funeral (2007)

"Another Frank Oz comedy with a mean streak, this time with such delights as an old man defecating in his wheelchair."

Stephen Himes

96%

Ratatouille (2007)

"But how would the rat match up against Iron Chef Morimoto?"

Stephen Himes

78%

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

"Yates' vision for Delores Umbridge is simple: She is to leave no wizard behind."

Stephen Himes

90%

Knocked Up (2007)

"For all the talk of "morals" in the American cultural dialogue, stoner Ben says the only thing that really should matter: "I just want to do right by you.""

Stephen Himes

70%

Ocean's Thirteen (2007)

"If This Pays For Another Darfur Benefit, Then So Be It."

Stephen Himes

97%

Once (2007)

"It has a Before Sunrise vibe, but the aphrodisiac is music rather than pseudo-philosophical Gen-X ramblings."

Stephen Himes

45%

Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (2007)

"As Captain Sparrow himself observes: "The immaterial has become.....immaterial.""

Stephen Himes

41%

Shrek the Third (2007)

"Antonio should use his Puss n' Boots voice in the Zorro sequel."

Stephen Himes

63%

Music and Lyrics (2007)

""Music and Lyrics" argues that pop songs are poetry, and in the tradition of Walt Whitman, the film proceeds to celebrate itself."

Stephen Himes

84%

Bridge to Terabithia (2007)

"Understands that a kids movie that's "For Adults Too" means "Mature, Complex Themes," not "Fart Jokes and Sexual Innuendo.""

Stephen Himes

59%

300 (2007)

James Norton

95%

Pan's Labyrinth (2006)

Sara J. Brenneis

92%

Volver (2006)

Sara J. Brenneis

91%

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)

David Essex

25%

School for Scoundrels (2006)

David Essex

72%

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

"One of the most interesting concepts in American movies this year: The French Nascar driver who is just a compilation of American stereotypes of "Frenchness.""

Stephen Himes

24%

Lady in the Water (2006)

Sean Weitner

26%

The Omen (2006)

Sean Weitner

69%

A Scanner Darkly (2006)

David Essex

81%

A Prairie Home Companion (2006)

James Norton

57%

X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)

Tim Eagon

91%

United 93 (2006)

Sean Weitner

31%

The Libertine (2006)

David Essex

90%

Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story (2005)

David Essex

61%

The New World (2005)

David Essex

95%

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)

Andy Stilp

85%

Batman Begins (2005)

Sean Weitner

80%

Cinderella Man (2005)

Joshua Adams

86%

Hauru no ugoku shiro (Howl's Moving Castle) (2005)

James Norton

80%

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)

Ryan Coulter

16%

Alexander (2004)

David Essex

86%

Bright Leaves (2004)

D. W. Young

50%

Vanity Fair (2004)

Andrew Stout

97%

The Incredibles (2004)

Sean Weitner

44%

National Treasure (2004)

Andy Stilp

40%

The Grudge (2004)

Tony Nigro

85%

The Yes Men (2004)

Tim Eagon

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