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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
1 65%

The Last Samurai (2003)

"A rare example of a great movie but horrible fiction."

Posted Jan 2, 2004

Stephen Himes

2 71%

Cold Mountain (2003)

"Minghella overdirects the movie like Frazier overwrites the novel."

Posted Jan 2, 2004

Stephen Himes

3 94%

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

Posted Dec 30, 2003

James Norton

4 77%

Bad Santa (2003)

Posted Dec 14, 2003

David Essex

5 63%

Love Actually (2003)

Posted Dec 2, 2003

David Essex

6 79%

Bubba Ho-Tep (2003)

Posted Dec 2, 2003

Ryan Vu

7 85%

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)

Posted Nov 30, 2003

Andy Stilp

8 10%

Dr. Seuss - The Cat in the Hat (2003)

"Perverts Geisel's complicated legacy as storyteller, cartoonist, and political radical."

Posted Nov 28, 2003

Stephen Himes

9 36%

The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

Posted Nov 16, 2003

Sean Weitner

10 84%

Elf (2003)

"Will Ferrell's Elf is an absurdist's symbol of Gen X adultolescence."

Posted Nov 16, 2003

Stephen Himes

11 14%

Beyond Borders (2003)

Posted Nov 2, 2003

Andy Stilp

12 43%

The Human Stain (2003)

Posted Nov 2, 2003

Andy Ross

13 4%

House of the Dead (2003)

Posted Oct 30, 2003

Chris Pepus

14 53%

Veronica Guerin (2003)

Posted Oct 30, 2003

Seamus Sweeney

15 36%

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

"The remake is not obscene because it's disgusting; it's obscene because it's carefully structured to be absolutely devoid of meaning."

Posted Oct 30, 2003

Stephen Himes

16 72%

Runaway Jury (2003)

Posted Oct 27, 2003

Andy Stilp

17 75%

Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

Posted Oct 27, 2003

Sean Weitner

18 85%

Kill Bill: Volume 1 (2003)

"Is "Kill Bill" obscene? Or is it samurai cinema's "Ulysses"?"

Posted Oct 24, 2003

Stephen Himes

19 65%

Out of Time (2003)

Posted Oct 12, 2003

Andy Stilp

20 92%

School of Rock (2003)

"He leaves NO CHILD BEHIND."

Posted Oct 12, 2003

Stephen Himes

21 40%

Anything Else (2003)

Posted Sep 28, 2003

Tony Nigro

22 71%

The Rundown (Welcome to the Jungle) (2003)

"Precisely as charismatic and ridiculous as The People's Elbow."

Posted Sep 26, 2003

Stephen Himes

23 82%

Matchstick Men (2003)

"If you can get by the fact that Ridley Scott has contempt for his audience, then "Matchstick Men" is a pretty good movie."

Posted Sep 26, 2003

Stephen Himes

24 95%

Lost In Translation (2003)

Posted Sep 21, 2003

James Norton

25 91%

The Weather Underground (2002)

Posted Sep 7, 2003

Clay Risen

26 41%

Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

Posted Aug 31, 2003

Tony Nigro

27 55%

American Wedding (2003)

"Scott doesn't undermine his performance by breaking Stifler's own "Stifler" act; he's even oblivious to his very obvious homoerotic conflict."

Posted Aug 10, 2003

Stephen Himes

28 24%

Lara Croft Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life (2003)

"Not enough crazy gynophobia. Perhaps Paul Verhoeven should direct Tomb Raider."

Posted Aug 5, 2003

Stephen Himes

29 45%

Spy Kids 3-D - Game Over (2003)

Posted Aug 3, 2003

Sean Weitner

30 77%

Seabiscuit (2003)

Posted Aug 3, 2003

Andy Stilp

31 70%

Terminator 3 - Rise of the Machines (2003)

Posted Jul 31, 2003

Nick Gorski

32 99%

Finding Nemo (2003)

Posted Jun 8, 2003

Andy Ross

33 77%

The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002)

Posted Jun 8, 2003

Andy Ross

34 19%

House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

Posted May 4, 2003

Tony Nigro

35 71%

Phone Booth (2003)

Posted Apr 20, 2003

Andy Stilp

36 64%

Kaub˘i Bibappu: Tengoku no Tobira (Cowboy Bebop the Movie: Knockin' on Heaven's Door) (2003)

Posted Apr 20, 2003

Tony Nigro

37 85%

Bend It Like Beckham (2003)

Posted Apr 13, 2003

Andy Stilp

38 8%

Gods and Generals (2003)

Posted Mar 2, 2003

John Gorenfeld

39 78%

11'09''01 - September 11 (2002)

Posted Feb 18, 2003

Jessica Chapel

40 37%

Star Trek - Nemesis (2002)

Posted Feb 17, 2003

John Gorenfeld

41 75%

Gangs of New York (2002)

Posted Jan 19, 2003

James Norton

42 87%

Far From Heaven (2003)

Posted Jan 19, 2003

James Norton

43 96%

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

Posted Dec 29, 2002

Sean Weitner

44 57%

Die Another Day (2002)

Posted Dec 3, 2002

Bob Sassone

45 92%

Talk to Her (2002)

Posted Nov 26, 2002

Sara J. Brenneis

46 67%

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones 3D (2002)

Posted Nov 18, 2002

Niall Lynch

47 48%

Femme Fatale (2002)

Posted Nov 18, 2002

Sean Weitner

48 79%

Punch-Drunk Love (2002)

Posted Oct 27, 2002

Clay Risen

49 72%

The Ring (2002)

Posted Oct 27, 2002

Sean Weitner

50 86%

Lovely & Amazing (2001)

Posted Oct 27, 2002

Mark McConville

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