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Goatdog's Movies

Rating Title | Year Quote Author
100%

One Foot in Heaven (1941)

"It's worth watching for March's performance -- although we don't get to hear him preach enough -- and for his take-down of a wealthy family determined to run his church for him."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

57%

Nevada Smith (1966)

"Not a worthless film, although it's impossible to take seriously."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

90%

Bridesmaids (2011)

"I laughed almost without pause; at several points I made horselike snorting sounds that hurt the insides of my nose."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

94%

The Dark Knight (2008)

"Visceral and terrifying."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

23%

Angels Crest (2011)

"A high-school production of a second-rate Greek tragedian. "

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

85%

Contagion (2011)

"A supercharged cross between an episode of CSI and a World Health Organization infographic."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

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Last Pullman Car (1998)

"One of Chicago documentary group Kartemquin Films's many incisive documentaries about social injustice."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

45%

The Perfect Host (2011)

"It's a film, not a play, and it doesn't work."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

93%

Midnight in Paris (2011)

"Watchable, and on a certain level, it's quite enjoyable."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

75%

Stake Land (2011)

"May be the best blunt-force-trauma, tear-your-throat-out vicious vampire film since Near Dark."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

96%

13 Assassins (2011)

"Miike's sadistic fetishization of violence and suffering is nowhere in evidence."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

83%

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)

"If the best thing about a spy movie is the wallpaper, perhaps you've miscalculated."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

76%

The Debt (2011)

"Wants to ask deep philosophical questions [but] the protracted ending prevents any of these philosophical darts from sticking. "

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

91%

Point Blank (2011)

"Action cinema distilled."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

52%

Four Brothers (2005)

"Feels like a nervous student's heavily footnoted thesis film."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

83%

Warrior (2011)

"Suddenly Thunderdome doesn't seem like such a pipe dream anymore."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

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She Demons (1958)

"Seems to have been created by choosing randomly from a selection of 13-year-old boys' 'these are a few of my favorite things' lists."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

——

Tomorrow Is Another Day (1951)

"Not a film noir, but you should still invest your time in locating and viewing it."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

89%

Maniac (Sex Maniac) (1934)

"A truly wretched film that I enjoyed, partly because of and partly in spite of its excessive excrescence."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

——

Along the Great Divide (1951)

"Flawed by structural problems in the script but buoyed by its A-list leading cast"

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

——

Dance, Fools, Dance (1931)

"A wonderful little film on its own, but it's also a handy little primer of early-1930s genre conventions."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

——

Tugboat Annie (1933)

"An enjoyable diversion that provides Dressler with ample opportunities to flex her acting chops."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

——

The Phantom Planet (1961)

"It's actually quite compelling."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

100%

The Lost Patrol (1934)

"A mostly successful experiment in minimalism that allows Ford to work with his traditional themes."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

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Sensuela (1973)

"So low-budget that it appears Brechtian, so confoundingly bad that it borders on brilliant, and so 1970s softcore that it might just be feminist."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

——

Do It Again ()

"A fanboy's love letter to his favorite band, a desperate and admittedly somewhat selfish wish that they get back together and bring back some of the magic he remembers as a lifelong fan. "

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

——

Daresalam (2005)

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

90%

The Fighter (2010)

"Chopin playing Chopsticks."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

96%

True Grit (2010)

"Watching them snipe at each other was one of the undeniable pleasures of the 2010 movie season. "

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

82%

Night Catches Us (2010)

"Attempts to pry the lid off a painful chapter of American history that textbook writers and elected officials would rather erase or whitewash."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

63%

Exam (2010)

"Low-budget but handsomely mounted cross between Cube and 12 Angry Men, with some script input by mystery writer Agatha Christie and literary critic Terry Eagleton."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

90%

Red Riding: 1980 (2010)

"A huge step up from the unfollowable plot and unfathomable evil of Red Riding: 1974."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

41%

Death at a Funeral (2010)

"It's almost a checklist of things I don't like, but it won me over in its opening minutes and never let go. "

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

12%

Jonah Hex (2010)

"When it works, which it does quite often, it's one of the better comic book adaptations of recent years."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

98%

Marwencol (2010)

"A painfully intimate, mysterious, joyous film."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

88%

White Material (2010)

"Possesses a defiant, exhilarating life, a testament to its peerless crafts(wo)manship and its uniqueness."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

68%

Conviction (2010)

"I charge director Tony Goldwyn and screenwriter Pamela Gray with ineffective assistance of counsel."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

86%

Unstoppable (2010)

"The most fun I've had at the movies all year."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

66%

The American (2010)

"There's a lot to value, even if it drinks a little too deeply from the well of stock Euro-assassin-movie characters and situations."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

87%

Black Swan (2010)

"Shackled by sports-movie clichés, a reductive view of how creativity works, and, most importantly, Natalie Portman's limitations as an actress."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

58%

It's Kind of a Funny Story (2010)

"Has a genuine understanding of the protagonist, but ends up betraying him. "

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

72%

Monsters (2010)

"A somewhat confused spawn of Cloverfield and District 9, with less of an effects budget and less of a coherent self-concept than either of its parents."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

79%

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 (2010)

"Has too many plot threads to follow in its willy-nilly efforts to set the stage for the real ending. "

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

89%

Let Me In (2010)

"Not as good as the original but able to stand on its own feet."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

86%

Death Line (Raw Meat) (1972)

"The first (or only?) ethnographic urban legend horror film."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

81%

Catfish (2010)

"What a gem!"

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

90%

Wanda (1971)

"A sometimes incoherent primal scream, directed not at any particular target but at the state of the American dream in the late 1960s, especially as it applied to women."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

92%

Vincere (2010)

"A series of striking images that serve little purpose except to look striking."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

47%

Hereafter (2010)

"A few great performances buoy the proceedings, but the laziness of Morgan's script and the overall lack of focus or momentum combine to sink it."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

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The Big Tits Dragon (Kyonyû doragon: Onsen zonbi vs sutorippâ 5) (2010)

"This film, called Big Tits Zombie and featuring both big tits and zombies, is unforgivably boring."

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

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