Not Coming to a Theater Near You

Rating Title | Year Quote Author
1 ——

Poto and Cabengo (1980)

"Sadder ways to grow up certainly exist, but few come to mind."

Posted Jan 18, 2014

Michael Nordine

2 82%

Possession (The Night the Screaming Stops) (1981)

"A film about a woman who fucks an octopus."

Posted Oct 4, 2013

Michael Nordine

3 90%

Beauty Is Embarrassing (2012)

EDIT

Posted Jan 22, 2013

4 91%

The Aggressives (2004)

EDIT

Posted Jan 22, 2013

5 ——

Common Law Cabin ()

EDIT

Posted Jan 22, 2013

6 44%

Helen (2010)

EDIT

Posted Jan 22, 2013

7 ——

The Gold Diggers (1983)

EDIT

Posted Jan 22, 2013

8 ——

Trap (2006)

EDIT

Posted Jan 22, 2013

9 64%

2 Days in New York (2012)

EDIT

Posted Jan 22, 2013

10 53%

The Family Man (2000)

"Its emotional core makes it easy to appreciate as a classical (if not classic) entertainment. "

Posted May 25, 2012

Michael Nordine

11 79%

Starman (1984)

Posted May 25, 2012

Rumsey Taylor

12 75%

The Color Wheel (2012)

"A feat not only of filmmaking but of the mind's ability to deflect what it doesn't want to accept."

Posted May 20, 2012

Michael Nordine

13 91%

Face/Off (1997)

Posted May 18, 2012

Glenn Heath Jr.

14 63%

The Toxic Avenger (1984)

Posted May 11, 2012

David Carter

15 90%

Now, Voyager (1942)

Posted May 8, 2012

Matt Bailey

16 47%

In the Mouth of Madness (1995)

Posted May 4, 2012

Glenn Heath Jr.

17 86%

Altered States (1980)

Posted May 4, 2012

David Carter

18 53%

Alien Resurrection (1997)

"More than worthwhile as a closing statement."

Posted May 3, 2012

Michael Nordine

19 86%

Bonjour Tristesse (1958)

"It's almost like a game, the kind that seems funny until someone gets hurt."

Posted May 1, 2012

Michael Nordine

20 71%

Here (2012)

"Grapples with the very idea of wanderlust, eventually coming to look at it as both a state of grace and an appealing delusion."

Posted Apr 29, 2012

Michael Nordine

21 100%

Counsellor at Law (1933)

Posted Apr 24, 2012

Veronika Ferdman

22 100%

Black Sunday (1977)

Posted Apr 24, 2012

Veronika Ferdman

23 ——

Call Her Savage (1932)

Posted Apr 24, 2012

Josh Bell

24 80%

Marathon Man (1976)

Posted Apr 20, 2012

Josh Bell

25 ——

Cry Danger (1951)

Posted Apr 17, 2012

Josh Bell

26 ——

Girl Shy (1924)

Posted Apr 17, 2012

Veronika Ferdman

27 77%

The Killing of a Chinese Bookie (1976)

Posted Mar 20, 2012

David Carter

28 84%

Return (2012)

"Unique for how normal it is, and laudable for its humbleness."

Posted Feb 29, 2012

Michael Nordine

29 79%

Punch-Drunk Love (2002)

"Anderson knows precisely how to convey his ideas, but the ideas themselves often feel slight once delivered. "

Posted Feb 26, 2012

Michael Nordine

30 ——

Rana: The Legend of Shadow Lake (Croaked: The Frog Monster from Hell) (2005)

Posted Feb 7, 2012

Rumsey Taylor

31 ——

Viva Maria (1965)

Posted Feb 7, 2012

Rumsey Taylor

32 ——

Grip of the Strangler (The Haunted Strangler) (1958)

Posted Feb 7, 2012

Rumsey Taylor

33 ——

La Soufrière - Warten auf eine unausweichliche Katastrophe ()

Posted Feb 7, 2012

Rumsey Taylor

34 68%

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)

Posted Feb 7, 2012

Rumsey Taylor

35 ——

Yeast (2008)

Posted Feb 7, 2012

Rumsey Taylor

36 ——

Corridors of Blood (1963)

Posted Feb 7, 2012

Rumsey Taylor

37 ——

Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe (2003)

Posted Feb 7, 2012

Rumsey Taylor

38 85%

Down Terrace (2010)

Posted Feb 7, 2012

Rumsey Taylor

39 94%

Cinévardaphoto (2005)

Posted Feb 7, 2012

Rumsey Taylor

40 77%

4 (Chetyre) (2006)

"Even if its reasoning remains illogical, it amounts to a demonstration of unbridled audacity."

Posted Feb 7, 2012

Rumsey Taylor

41 ——

Paper Covers Rock (2008)

Posted Feb 7, 2012

Rumsey Taylor

42 ——

Motor Psycho (1965)

Posted Feb 7, 2012

Rumsey Taylor

43 ——

Suffering Man's Charity (Ghost Writer) (2009)

Posted Feb 7, 2012

Rumsey Taylor

44 ——

Cat Dancers (2008)

Posted Feb 7, 2012

Rumsey Taylor

45 ——

The Lost Coast (2008)

Posted Feb 7, 2012

Rumsey Taylor

46 ——

Umbrellas (1995)

Posted Feb 7, 2012

Rumsey Taylor

47 ——

The Seven Minutes (1971)

Posted Feb 7, 2012

Rumsey Taylor

48 80%

Cyrus (2010)

Posted Feb 7, 2012

Rumsey Taylor

49 63%

Blind Chance (Przypadek) (1989)

Posted Feb 7, 2012

Rumsey Taylor

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