Not Coming to a Theater Near You

Rating Title | Year Quote Author
93%

Beauty Is Embarrassing (2012)

91%

The Aggressives (2004)

——

Common Law Cabin ()

50%

Helen (2010)

——

The Gold Diggers (1983)

——

Trap (2006)

65%

2 Days in New York (2012)

53%

The Family Man (2000)

"Its emotional core makes it easy to appreciate as a classical (if not classic) entertainment. "

Michael Nordine

79%

Starman (1984)

Rumsey Taylor

77%

The Color Wheel (2012)

"A feat not only of filmmaking but of the mind's ability to deflect what it doesn't want to accept."

Michael Nordine

94%

Face/Off (1997)

Glenn Heath Jr.

63%

The Toxic Avenger (1984)

David Carter

90%

Now, Voyager (1942)

Matt Bailey

47%

In the Mouth of Madness (1995)

Glenn Heath Jr.

86%

Altered States (1980)

David Carter

52%

Alien Resurrection (1997)

"More than worthwhile as a closing statement."

Michael Nordine

81%

Bonjour Tristesse (1958)

"It's almost like a game, the kind that seems funny until someone gets hurt."

Michael Nordine

77%

Here (2012)

"Grapples with the very idea of wanderlust, eventually coming to look at it as both a state of grace and an appealing delusion."

Michael Nordine

100%

Counsellor at Law (1933)

Veronika Ferdman

100%

Black Sunday (1977)

Veronika Ferdman

——

Call Her Savage (1932)

Josh Bell

80%

Marathon Man (1976)

Josh Bell

——

Cry Danger (1951)

Josh Bell

——

Girl Shy (1924)

Veronika Ferdman

81%

The Killing of a Chinese Bookie (1976)

David Carter

82%

Return (2012)

"Unique for how normal it is, and laudable for its humbleness."

Michael Nordine

79%

Punch-Drunk Love (2002)

"Anderson knows precisely how to convey his ideas, but the ideas themselves often feel slight once delivered. "

Michael Nordine

——

Rana: The Legend of Shadow Lake (Croaked: The Frog Monster from Hell) (2005)

Rumsey Taylor

——

Viva Maria (1965)

Rumsey Taylor

——

Grip of the Strangler (The Haunted Strangler) (1958)

Rumsey Taylor

——

La Soufrière - Warten auf eine unausweichliche Katastrophe ()

Rumsey Taylor

68%

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)

Rumsey Taylor

——

Yeast (2008)

Rumsey Taylor

——

Corridors of Blood (1963)

Rumsey Taylor

——

Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe (2005)

Rumsey Taylor

84%

Down Terrace (2010)

Rumsey Taylor

94%

Cinévardaphoto (2005)

Rumsey Taylor

81%

4 (Chetyre) (2006)

Rumsey Taylor

——

Paper Covers Rock (2008)

Rumsey Taylor

——

Motor Psycho (1965)

Rumsey Taylor

——

Suffering Man's Charity (Ghost Writer) (2009)

Rumsey Taylor

——

Cat Dancers (2008)

Rumsey Taylor

——

The Lost Coast (2008)

Rumsey Taylor

——

Umbrellas (1995)

Rumsey Taylor

——

The Seven Minutes (1971)

Rumsey Taylor

80%

Cyrus (2010)

Rumsey Taylor

83%

Blind Chance (Przypadek) (1989)

Rumsey Taylor

100%

Modern Love Is Automatic ()

Rumsey Taylor

——

Good Morning...and Goodbye! ()

Rumsey Taylor

83%

Frownland (2007)

Rumsey Taylor

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