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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
81%

Prisoners (2013)

"The film's pace is an endurance test... (but) everyone gets to share in the dread of the final revelations. Does the end justify the means?"

Kevin A. Ranson

97%

Gravity (2013)

"... the most spectacular and most accurate portrayal of how and why things work and fail in space... on IMAX and in 3D is finally and absolutely worth the price of admission."

Kevin A. Ranson

8%

Argento's Dracula 3D (2013)

"... perfect for a living room full of inebriated hecklers to have their way with it... you'll never look at a praying mantis the same way ever again."

Kevin A. Ranson

67%

World War Z (2013)

"... the definitive zombie film for people who don't like zombie films yet want to say they liked one."

Kevin A. Ranson

69%

The Wolverine (2013)

"... a holdover to distract us from what we've been craving all along... it's still better than the last Wolverine sorta-solo outing, so there's that."

Kevin A. Ranson

75%

Despicable Me 2 (2013)

"The only thing that really holds this sequel back... it just doesn't seem epic enough to be a "summer blockbuster"... then again, maybe that's a good thing..."

Kevin A. Ranson

87%

The Conjuring (2013)

"Full of atmosphere and ghostly goodness, the only thing that doesn't seem to make any sense is the title."

Kevin A. Ranson

72%

Pacific Rim (2013)

"... follows the ID4 formula to the letter; swap fighters vs. flying saucer action for mechs vs. monsters and enjoy."

Kevin A. Ranson

78%

Monsters University (2013)

"... seems content to coast on exactly what's expected of it until the very end... Pixar (seems to be) phoning in every other movie to work on the ones they really want to do."

Kevin A. Ranson

56%

Man of Steel (2013)

"Forget all of the Supermen of the past. Like it or not, purists, Man of Steel is the kind of theatrical reboot Superman has needed for a while."

Kevin A. Ranson

87%

Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)

"... a summer film that dimly reminds viewers of what it used to be - and could be again - while still being little more than a rollercoaster ride."

Kevin A. Ranson

84%

This Is the End (2013)

"... honesty, loyalty, and comedy will be tested as the world comes to a horrifying and dangling end... and you'll never look at Michael Cera the same way again."

Kevin A. Ranson

69%

Fast & Furious 6 (2013)

"If this film franchise isn't one of your guilty pleasures, why not? Hot guys, cool gals, fast cars, fights, guns, explosions, and none of it taken too seriously."

Kevin A. Ranson

62%

Evil Dead (2013)

"Enjoy but be warned: you might need a tetanus shot and stitches just watching it."

Kevin A. Ranson

28%

G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)

"Folks, we'd all love to see a hard-line G.I. Joe film where everything is realistic, but when was the show ever realistic?"

Kevin A. Ranson

59%

Oz the Great and Powerful (2013)

"Sam Raimi has managed to recapture the feel and charm of the original 'Wizard of Oz'... and that may be the greatest compliment of all."

Kevin A. Ranson

44%

The Call (2013)

"... the only thing worse than pulling the final punch... would have been showing the script cover to 'The Call 2: Aftercall' after the credits."

Kevin A. Ranson

87%

Frankenweenie (2012)

"... a padded short story that didn't require embellishment... looks very weak directly compared to the sheer brilliance of the similarly themed ParaNorman."

Kevin A. Ranson

89%

Lincoln (2012)

"Pushing this film as merely 'Lincoln' is something of an injustice to the man himself, as if audiences wouldn't have any interest in the actual story of the film."

Kevin A. Ranson

15%

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

"... a guilty pleasure film... pokes (fun) at pop culture and other similar fantasy action films. Purists and "flim buffs" will want to steer clear... to avoid its taint..."

Kevin A. Ranson

78%

Flight (2012)

"Denzel Washington's one-note character is a prisoner of a one-thought plot."

Kevin A. Ranson

88%

Django Unchained (2012)

"... it's a Tarantino Western... people will be screaming, the blood will flow freely and be splattered about, and the explosions are unnecessarily bigger than they have to be."

Kevin A. Ranson

65%

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

"... there's nothing to hate or fear here (unless you buy the super-chubby size soda). Welcome back, Middle Earth."

Kevin A. Ranson

45%

Hotel Transylvania (2012)

"... feels more like a good Cartoon Network series pilot than a great feature film... no one thought to do a parody of The Eagle's 'Hotel California' for this?"

Kevin A. Ranson

93%

Looper (2012)

"... re-establishes the (time travel) genre in a new and fresh way. And seriously, how cool is it to have an actual blunderbus for an assassin's weapon?"

Kevin A. Ranson

78%

Dredd (2012)

"A straight-forward dystopian police actioneer with violent tendencies (but without Sylvester Stallone). In two words, it's good."

Kevin A. Ranson

68%

Ted (2012)

"If you've ever put a Twisted Sister cassette into a Teddy Ruxpin or wished you could have, this movie is for you."

Kevin A. Ranson

87%

ParaNorman (2012)

"A smart, contemporary monster movie that doesn't talk down to its young or adult audience."

Kevin A. Ranson

30%

Total Recall (2012)

"... the machines from I, Robot hitch a ride on the magma train from The Core to invade the world of Blade Runner for the benefit of the citizens living in The Fifth Element?"

Kevin A. Ranson

88%

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

"... Nolan thinks small in a big way... providing an imperfect yet satisfying conclusion, and that in itself is quite an accomplishment."

Kevin A. Ranson

74%

Prometheus (2012)

"(The) parent/child and creator/creation themes (are) pretty deep for a film this pretty. What else did you expect from Ridley Scott?"

Kevin A. Ranson

47%

Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)

"An effective retelling of Snow White that puts the Grimm all back in."

Kevin A. Ranson

70%

Men in Black III (2012)

"Third time's the charm; director Barry Sonnenfeld finally nails a story cool enough for the Men in Black."

Kevin A. Ranson

34%

Battleship (2012)

"... finally exercises its self-awareness bone and has a little fun before the credits roll... worth sneaking into the ending after you see The Avengers again."

Kevin A. Ranson

57%

The Dictator (2012)

"Where most of Cohen's films exploit non-actors falling for his ruse, this dictator has been banished to one of those (regrettable and forgettable) SNL movies..."

Kevin A. Ranson

38%

Dark Shadows (2012)

"... it shouldn't surprise anyone that all the funny bits are in the trailers and what's left is a beautiful production design in need of a worthy plot."

Kevin A. Ranson

92%

Marvel's The Avengers (2012)

"If you only see one movie this year over and over again, it'll probably be this one."

Kevin A. Ranson

92%

The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

"What do you do when a genre has completely played itself out? You reinvent it one last time and let all hell break loose."

Kevin A. Ranson

88%

Titanic (2012)

"Forget that we know how it all ends; it's the drama of dealing with eventuality that tells the real story here."

Kevin A. Ranson

51%

John Carter (2012)

"John Carter is an instant classic... Disney should be ashamed of themselves for treating Mars like a red-headed step planet."

Kevin A. Ranson

84%

The Hunger Games (2012)

"While the ending is a bit of a mess, the rest isn't terrible (and nobody sparkles in the sunlight)."

Kevin A. Ranson

33%

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)

"... continues not only the tale of (the Sparrow and Barbossa) rivalry but also why (and how well) they ever worked together to begin with."

Kevin A. Ranson

84%

Tucker & Dale vs Evil (2011)

"... a far-fetched but bloody fun film that doesn't talk down to its target audience so much as it celebrates fans of the genre."

Kevin A. Ranson

82%

Trollhunter (2011)

"... this one is well worth the troll hunt to find."

Kevin A. Ranson

98%

The Artist (2011)

"A story that's so sweet and innocent, it's practically forgivable for being the awards bait it's being offered up as."

Kevin A. Ranson

72%

Hanna (2011)

"Sometimes a gritty, unpolished, and decidedly European-style thriller is exactly what you're looking for."

Kevin A. Ranson

76%

We Need to Talk About Kevin (2012)

"You know those television shows where... it says 'three days earlier' with an explanation of how they got there? It's like that (but in no way satisfying here)."

Kevin A. Ranson

84%

The Tree of Life (2011)

"If I can prevent just one person from watching this, it'll have been worth suffering through it."

Kevin A. Ranson

93%

Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (2011)

"...everything that worked in the third film amped up to eleven. It's about the team, it's about the mission, and it's about time."

Kevin A. Ranson

58%

Red State (2011)

"Full of controversial subjects and interesting characters, it's the story that ultimately fails."

Kevin A. Ranson

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