Season Info
Season 5 continues the animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffin family. Among the series' highlights: Stewie and Brian join the U.S. Army and wind up in Iraq; After his father is killed in a domestic accident, Peter learns that his real dad lives in Ireland and goes overseas to look him up; Lois takes a job as an organist with the local Catholic Church and convinces the family to attend mass, where Stewie mistakes altar wine for punch, drinks it and gets sick, which leads the priest to
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Stewie Loves Lois
Stewie begins to have second thoughts about doing away with his mother after Lois saves the scheming baby's beloved teddy bear in the season three premier of the irreverent animated sitcom The Family Guy. No one knows a son like their mother though, and trouble soon arises when Lois begins to grow suspicious of her son's clingy behavior. As Lois becomes increasingly irritated with Stewie, Peter goes in for a prostate exam and begins to suspect that his doctor is a enjoying himself a little too much.
Mother Tucker
Mother Tucker: Peter's mother, Thelma, comes into town announcing that she and Peter's dad are getting a divorce. Lois takes Thelma to a Quahog singles mixer where she meets local newscaster Tom Tucker.
Hell Comes to Quahog
TBS Presents: "Hell Comes to Quahog" Brian and Stewie try to save the town when corporate giant Superstore puts all the local shops out of business.
Saving Private Brian
TBS Presents: "Saving Private Brian" Brian and Stewie find themselves in boot camp; Chris and his rock band have a hit with their single ''Evil, Evil Monkey.''
Whistle While Your Wife Works
Whistle While Your Wife Works: After blowing his fingers off lighting firecrackers, Peter needs Lois to help him do his work so that he doesn't lose his job.
Prick Up Your Ears
TBS Presents: "Prick Up Your Ears" Lois volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school when she learns that Chris has some incorrect information on the subject.
Chick Cancer
Chick Cancer: Stewie marries his old flame Olivia, but her juice "drinking problem" and his bad attitude quickly put their marriage on the rocks; and after Peter watches his first "chick flick."
Barely Legal
When Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, Brian gets suckered into going with her, even though he is dating Jillian (Drew Barrymore). When Brian arrives at the dance he gets drunk to ease his pain, but after he makes out with Meg he really hurts. The next morning Meg starts to think of Brian as her boyfriend and becomes obsessed with spending every waking moment with him. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force and have to come to Brian's aid.
Road to Rupert
Road to Rupert: At the Griffins' yard sale, Brain mistakenly sells Rupert, sending he and Stewie on a cross-country journey to rescue him.
Peter's Two Dads
TBS Presents: "Peter's Two Dads" After Peter's dad dies, he finds out that his real father lives in Ireland; Stewie realizes that he likes when Lois spanks him, so he purposely gets into trouble.
The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou
When a bully begins to harass Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but the kid is so annoying that Peter beats him up. This is so satisfying that Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian accidentally leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.
Airport '07
Peter takes Quagmire to the airport for work and messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. Quagmire can't find another gig, so Peter and Cleveland devise a plan to help him get his old job back. When the plan flops, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner, which leads him to save the day.
Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey
Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey: After his presidential limo breaks down in front of the Griffins' house, Bill Clinton and Peter become good friends.
No Meals on Wheels
The Griffins open a restaurant that finds a niche---with Joe and his handicapped friends. But Peter wants to attract a different crowd. Meanwhile, Peter buys a pair of pajamas with feet, and discovers that when he rubs his feet against carpet he can create enough static electricity to give people shocks. He's the only Griffin who finds this funny.
Boys Do Cry
Lois is hired as church organist, but at the service Stewie becomes ill after drinking too much sacramental wine, and congregants think he has been possessed by Satan. So the Griffins hightail it out of town with exorcisers in pursuit. Their destination: Texas. Gilbert Gottfried has a cameo as a horse.
No Chris Left Behind
After Chris is expelled from public school, he's sent to the same snooty boarding school that Lois' dad attended. Meanwhile, a chicken picks a fight with Peter.
It Takes a Village Idiot
Incensed by Mayor West's complicity in oil-company pollution at Quahog Lake, Lois decides to challenge him in the upcoming election. Keith Olbermann has a voice cameo as an oil exec and Don Most plays himself.
Meet the Quagmires
Death (voice of Adam Carolla) transports Peter back to 1984 for a night. When he returns, he's married to Molly Ringwald and Lois is married to Quagmire. And that's not all that's different.
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