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Sirens: Season 1 (2014)




Average Rating: 6.3/10
Reviews Counted: 22
Fresh: 16 | Rotten: 6

Though the characters are typical and the humor often dumb, Denis Leary's Sirens thrives on well-written scripts and likable performances.


Average Rating: 6/10
Critic Reviews: 12
Fresh: 9 | Rotten: 3

Though the characters are typical and the humor often dumb, Denis Leary's Sirens thrives on well-written scripts and likable performances.



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Average Rating: 4.2/5
User Ratings: 35

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Season Info

Three Chicago EMTs struggle to meet the demands of their job without neglecting their relationships at home.

Network: USA Network




Air date: Mar 6, 2014

A Bitch Named Karma

After a discussion of karma, the guys volunteer to teach CPR to disadvantaged kids only to later be given killer Bears tickets for the same day they're supposed to teach. (C) USA Network

Air date: Mar 13, 2014

Rachel McAdams Topless

"Rachel McAdams Topless," 03/13/2014: A patient pleads with the guys to go to his house and "clear history" on his computer. Johnny remembers that Theresa has his iPad and it contains things that he wishes he could "clear."

Air date: Mar 20, 2014

Famous Last Words

Brian and Hank relay the last words of a dying man; Johnny reaches out to his father after a seven-year estrangement.

Air date: Mar 27, 2014

Alcohol Related Injury

Johnny and Theresa agree to be friends with benefits; a drunken backyard game leads to injuries.

Air date: Apr 3, 2014

The Finger

Johnny's Dad drops a bomb of a secret on him. Elsewhere, Brian struggles to find the right moves to put on his work crush while Hank lands an unexpected father-figure. (C) USA

Air date: Apr 10, 2014

Till Jeff Do Us Part

Hank gets an invitation to his ex's wedding, which prompts Johnny to take up his cause. Meanwhile, Theresa clashes with a wedding guest and Brian learns a new job skill.

Air date: Apr 17, 2014

Itsy Bitsy Spider

The EMTs struggle to face their fears after Hank's arachnophobia is revealed; Brian comes face-to-face with a suicidal look-alike.

Air date: Apr 24, 2014

There's No I In Cream

The crew recall a chaotic day while teaching a class to aspiring EMTs; Johnny hunts for the person who ate the last donut.

Air date: May 1, 2014

Shotgun Wedding

Getting shot in the arm during a robbery causes Theresa to assess where she is on the road to her dreams, and she doesn?t like what she sees. Afraid that her FBI talk is for real this time, Johnny proposes that they go get married. As in, today. Right now. (C) USA

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All Critics (22) | Top Critics (12) | Fresh (16) | Rotten (6)

I may have laughed more than I have while watching any other comedy this season.

April 11, 2014 Full Review Source: TV Equals
TV Equals

The ongoing storyline between Theresa and Johnny is one of the best elements of this fine sitcom.

March 17, 2014 Full Review Source: Paste Magazine
Paste Magazine

There's more going on in Sirens than the vast bulk of what other cable comedies are offering and more than 50 percent of network sitcoms (where, let's not kid ourselves, the quality is actually higher than on cable).

March 12, 2014 Full Review Source: Hollywood Reporter
Hollywood Reporter

The humor is very dark and very light at the same time. Which is a trademark of Leary's comedy.

March 11, 2014 Full Review Source: Salt Lake Tribune
Salt Lake Tribune

If you've been missing Rescue Me, Sirens will sound familiar. Others will be annoyed by the screeching.

March 11, 2014 Full Review Source: Boston Herald
Boston Herald

Sirens' style of humor doesn't trade on punchlines, and its characterization is subtler than most sitcoms. But it is solidly entertaining.

March 10, 2014 Full Review Source: AV Club
AV Club

Confusing tastelessness and cheap profanity with actual humor, this misfire from executive producer Denis Leary feels like a series of limp outtakes from the more daring Rescue Me.

March 7, 2014 Full Review Source: TV Guide
TV Guide

Nonetheless, the characters aren't all that interesting yet, nor are they all that likable in the end, so it's pretty much a wash as a show.

March 7, 2014 Full Review Source: Your Family Viewer
Your Family Viewer

It's worrisome that USA did not make the pilot available for review but later episodes are funny enough.

March 6, 2014 Full Review Source: Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Leary's last show, Rescue Me, worked because it never lost the humanity. The task for Sirens, which will take a few weeks, is to establish it.

March 6, 2014 Full Review Source: New York Daily News
New York Daily News

It's far funnier than most comedies on the air and, like Rescue Me, has a strong ensemble.

March 6, 2014 Full Review Source:

While it does skew very male, you will find, hidden among all the T&A verbiage and wearisome male befuddlement, some very clever writing and an assortment of funny jokes.

March 6, 2014 Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times
Los Angeles Times

Unlike most men-will-be-boys comedies, it has a well-crafted script that doesn't imitate its subjects' aimlessness and low standards.

March 6, 2014 Full Review Source: Media Life
Media Life

Given how long USA has been talking about expanding its portfolio to encompass half-hours, this maiden effort just isn't worth sounding any alarms to herald its arrival.

March 5, 2014 Full Review Source: Variety

Think of Sirens as Rescue Me Lite. Which isn't such a terrible thing to be.

March 5, 2014 Full Review Source: USA Today
USA Today

At its best is dumb fun. Johnny, Hank and rookie EMT Brian of course keep making a fine mess of things. They also mesh together pretty well in a series that bracingly is without a detracting laugh track.

March 5, 2014 Full Review Source: Uncle Barky
Uncle Barky

Overtones of Rescue Me, absent the wit and bite.

March 5, 2014 Full Review Source: Newsday

The pilot episode is solid, but the following two episodes are better.

March 5, 2014 Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle
San Francisco Chronicle

Maybe a little edgier than USA's usual fare - though the porn episode's not till next week - Sirens has fun with the people working a tough job and benefits from guest shots by people like Jean Smart and Leary-show veteran Lenny Clarke.

March 5, 2014 Full Review Source: Philadelphia Daily News
Philadelphia Daily News

In seven seasons of Rescue Me, Denis Leary proved he could do drama with humor. In his new show, Sirens, he changes it up, proving he can do comedy without humor. It's not clear why you would want to do this, but there it is.

March 5, 2014 Full Review Source: New York Times
New York Times

This is a substantial show already helmed by a likable group of actors.

March 5, 2014 Full Review Source: Boston Globe
Boston Globe

It pushes the envelope of primetime television, but ultimately, it's a well-produced and funny show.

February 27, 2014 Full Review Source: Common Sense Media
Common Sense Media

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