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Two and a Half Men: Season 5 (2007-2008)

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Season Info

The Emmy®-winning laughfest continues with another sensational season as television's leading comedy.

Genre: Comedy

Network: CBS

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Episodes

1
Air date: Sep 24, 2007

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

In the fifth season premiere, Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high school -- but they might end up traumatizing him instead.

2
Air date: Oct 1, 2007

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother. And Alan's date, Sharon (JANEANE GAROFALO - "The Larry Sanders Show," "The West Wing"), reacts oddly after having sex with Alan.

3
Air date: Oct 8, 2007

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Tired of dating vapid young women, Charlie allows Alan to introduce him to a sophisticated, intelligent municipal court judge, Linda (recurring guest star MING WEN - "ER," "The Joy Luck Club"). Unfortunately, intimidated Charlie behaves so badly at dinner that Linda refuses to see him again -- until he ends up in her court. Meanwhile, Jake won't stop talking on his cell phone.

4
Air date: Oct 15, 2007

City of Great Racks

In the landmark 100th episode, Charlie gets closer to consummating his relationship with Linda (recurring guest star MING WEN), but he keeps seeing Rose's (former series star MELANIE LYNSKEY) face everywhere he turns. Recurring guest star JANE LYNCH appears as Dr. Freeman.

5
Air date: Oct 22, 2007

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie has to find creative ways to entertain the 4-year-old son of his girlfriend, Linda (recurring guest star MING WEN). Meanwhile, Alan becomes a human "guinea pig."

6
Air date: Oct 29, 2007

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlie's girlfriend, Linda (recurring guest star MING WEN), is embarrassed to be seen in public with him. Meanwhile, despite Alan forbidding it, Jake sneaks out to a concert.

7
Air date: Nov 5, 2007

Our Leather Gear is in the Guest Room

Charlie and Alan argue over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn. Recurring guest star ROBERT WAGNER appears as Teddy, Evelyn's boyfriend.

8
Air date: Nov 12, 2007

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, making Alan miserable. Guest star RICHARD KIND ("Spin City") appears as Artie, an executive at Charlie's record label.

9
Air date: Nov 19, 2007

Tight's Good

After Evelyn and Teddy (recurring guest star ROBERT WAGNER - "Hart to Hart," "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me") become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney (guest star JENNY McCARTHY - "Scary Movie 3," "Dirty Love"), Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.

10
Air date: Nov 26, 2007

Kinda Like Necrophilia

While trying to help Jake get over a breakup, Alan discovers that it was Charlie who stole his high school girlfriend. Alan seeks revenge on Charlie by following the same advice Charlie dispenses to Jake.

11
Air date: Mar 17, 2008

Meander to Your Dander

Seeing Alan not fully passionate about his relationship, Charlie coaches Alan in the fine art of breaking up with a woman.

12
Air date: Mar 24, 2008

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Rose (recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY), Charlie's lovable stalker, is back from England and takes strange care of a very sick Charlie.

13
Air date: Mar 31, 2008

The Soil is Moist

Alan dates one of his ex-wife's friends who reveals a secret about Judith's sex life. Recurring guest star RYAN STILES appears as Judith's second husband.

14
Air date: Apr 14, 2008

Winky-Dink Time

Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets Alan up with a prostitute. Recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY appears as Rose.

15
Air date: Apr 21, 2008

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Alan worries that Charlie's womanizing is out of control. JANE LYNCH returns as Charlie's therapist, and EMMANUELLE VAUGIER returns as Charlie's former fiancée, Mia.

16
Air date: Apr 28, 2008

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding to Teddy (ROBERT WAGNER), while Charlie pursues his future stepsister and Teddy's devious daughter, Courtney (JENNY McCARTHY).

17
Air date: May 5, 2008

Fish in a Drawer

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house. George Eads ("CSI: Crime Scene Investigation") makes a cameo appearance.

18
Air date: May 12, 2008

If My Hole Could Talk

Charlie finds himself attracted to Angie (recurring guest star SUSAN BLAKELY), an older woman who writes self-help books. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment.

19
Air date: May 19, 2008

Waiting for the Right Snapper

Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of the woman he's dating (SUSAN BLAKELY) and realizes they've met before. JANE LYNCH guest stars as Dr. Freeman.

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