I've seen several films over the past couple days, but this entry will be devoted solely to quotes from Bubba Ho-Tep. Enjoy:

"Don't make me use my stuff on ya, baby!"

"Never, never fuck with the king!"

"Eat the dog dick of Anubis, you ass-wipe!"

"Now this top line translates into, 'Pharoah gobbles donkey goobers,' and the bottom line, 'Cleopatra does the nasty.' "

"I felt my pecker flutter once, like a pidgeon having a heart attack."

"About the size of a peanut-butter and banana sandwich, man"

"I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and shit 'em down the visitors toilet!"

"Lets get decadent."

"TCB, baby."

I can't resist, here's some Army of Darkness:

"Shop smart, shop S-mart!"

"Well hello Mr. Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town."

"Groovy."

"Gimme some sugar, baby."

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

"Just me, baby.....just me"