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Of the plan and procedure on sneaking into the packed theatre (which shall be showing The Passion of the Christ):
One: I shall hide mineself in the trunk of mine brothers car, in which he will not look, thinking me not clever enough to hide in the "boot" of a car. Two: I shall bring chips and cocunuts, which will keep me sustained until I get to a gas station, when I will sneak out of the trunk into the backseat, and out of the side door. Then, I shall relieve mine bladder by pissing. Three: Sneaking back into the trunk ever so quietly, I shall remain hidden, and not make a noise or anything of the sort. Then, when the car comes to a full stop, I shall sneak into my brother's back seat of his car; and, making sure we are indeed at the destination, knock him on the head, and rob him of his I.D. Four: I shall then make my way into the theatre with my brother's I.D., therein disguising mine voice and walk to imitate that of my kin. I shall watch the movie, and leave immediately. Five: I shall NOT make my way back to my brothers car, as he would most likely be awake and have retaliation planned. I shall, instead, go to the nearest bus stop, board a bus, and make my way home. Six: I shall log on to RT, and then brag and brag and brag, until mine eyes sag with sleep deprevation. The End |
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neumdaddy on 1/16/04 at 02:12 PM
OVERTIME! [i]Seven:[/i] Get verbally pummeled by those jealous of you and physically pummeled by your brother. Live rest of thine life in shame and without ladies.
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neumdaddy on 1/16/04 at 02:12 PM
Without ladies? Drat! Mine plan will have foiled me if I am robbed of this.
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neumdaddy on 1/16/04 at 02:12 PM
OVERTIME! [i]Seven:[/i] Get verbally pummeled by those jealous of you and physically pummeled by your brother. Live rest of thine life in shame and without ladies.
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Thunderstruck on 1/16/04 at 02:12 PM
Without ladies? Drat! Mine plan will have foiled me if I am robbed of this.
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Lady R. on 1/16/04 at 02:26 PM
We get Jack FM here too. And when I was in Washington, it was there too. I was proud. :p Thunder, last thing you want is to live life without ladies. LAST thing. :p
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Lady R. on 1/16/04 at 02:26 PM
What? Jack FM way out in Alberta? And you don't need to tell me that about ladies!
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Lady R. on 1/16/04 at 02:38 PM
Yes, Jack in Alberta. I was thinking "What? Jack FM way out in WA?" and now it's "What? Jack FM way out in BC?" M'dear boy, I think Jack originated in Alberta. :p ;)
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Lady R. on 1/16/04 at 02:44 PM
Well, you are quite wrong! Jack comes straight from Vancouver. Do you have Pam Stevens? Larry and Willy in the morning? Don't say "hello?" say "I listen to Jack"? Hm? Hmmm?
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LadyRiderOfRohan on 1/16/04 at 02:26 PM
We get Jack FM here too. And when I was in Washington, it was there too. I was proud. :p Thunder, last thing you want is to live life without ladies. LAST thing. :p
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Thunderstruck on 1/16/04 at 02:26 PM
What? Jack FM way out in Alberta? And you don't need to tell me that about ladies!
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LadyRiderOfRohan on 1/16/04 at 02:38 PM
Yes, Jack in Alberta. I was thinking "What? Jack FM way out in WA?" and now it's "What? Jack FM way out in BC?" M'dear boy, I think Jack originated in Alberta. :p ;)
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Thunderstruck on 1/16/04 at 02:44 PM
Well, you are quite wrong! Jack comes straight from Vancouver. Do you have Pam Stevens? Larry and Willy in the morning? Don't say "hello?" say "I listen to Jack"? Hm? Hmmm?
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Ollie on 1/16/04 at 03:25 PM
Sounds like an excellent plan Thunder. One small problem: I'm not involved. :( ;)
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Ollie on 1/16/04 at 03:25 PM
M'eh. Like you said: it's a small problem. :D
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Ollie on 1/16/04 at 03:26 PM
Where's the link for the Passion of Christ trailer? Me wanna see. :p
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Ollie on 1/16/04 at 03:29 PM
Oh sure! [i]Now[/i] you wanna see it. http://mp3content03.bcst.yahoo.com/proot4/PubShare13/yahoomovies/10/5650053.mov it might take a while.
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Ollie on 1/16/04 at 03:25 PM
Sounds like an excellent plan Thunder. One small problem: I'm not involved. :( ;)
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Thunderstruck on 1/16/04 at 03:25 PM
M'eh. Like you said: it's a small problem. :D
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Ollie on 1/16/04 at 03:26 PM
Where's the link for the Passion of Christ trailer? Me wanna see. :p
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Thunderstruck on 1/16/04 at 03:29 PM
Oh sure! [i]Now[/i] you wanna see it. http://mp3content03.bcst.yahoo.com/proot4/PubShare13/yahoomovies/10/5650053.mov it might take a while.
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Ollie on 1/16/04 at 04:09 PM
[url]http://mp3content03.bcst.yahoo.com/proot4/PubShare13/yahoomovies/10/5650053.mov[/url] EDIT: sorry...just wanted to be able to "save as" ;)
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Ollie on 1/16/04 at 04:09 PM
Well, excuse me. :p
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Ollie on 1/16/04 at 04:09 PM
[url]http://mp3content03.bcst.yahoo.com/proot4/PubShare13/yahoomovies/10/5650053.mov[/url] EDIT: sorry...just wanted to be able to "save as" ;)
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Thunderstruck on 1/16/04 at 04:09 PM
Well, excuse me. :p
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Ollie on 1/16/04 at 04:19 PM
Not baaaaaad! :D
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Ollie on 1/16/04 at 04:19 PM
Not baaaaaad! :D
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bloomified on 1/16/04 at 10:25 PM
I wonder if thine plan will work? [/psych psych psych]
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bloomified on 1/16/04 at 10:25 PM
Course it will. I talked to my bro about it tonight and he was all for it.
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bloomified on 1/16/04 at 10:34 PM
Oh well...damn...it's not playing in my theatre so I guess I'll have to listen to your bragging till I do see it...*sigh*
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bloomified on 1/17/04 at 01:02 AM
Plan goes into effect today.
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bloomified on 1/16/04 at 10:25 PM
I wonder if thine plan will work? [/psych psych psych]
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Thunderstruck on 1/16/04 at 10:25 PM
Course it will. I talked to my bro about it tonight and he was all for it.
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bloomified on 1/16/04 at 10:34 PM
Oh well...damn...it's not playing in my theatre so I guess I'll have to listen to your bragging till I do see it...*sigh*
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Thunderstruck on 1/17/04 at 01:02 AM
Plan goes into effect today.
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