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Of the plan and procedure on sneaking into the packed theatre (which shall be showing The Passion of the Christ):
One: I shall hide mineself in the trunk of mine brothers car, in which he will not look, thinking me not clever enough to hide in the "boot" of a car.
Two: I shall bring chips and cocunuts, which will keep me sustained until I get to a gas station, when I will sneak out of the trunk into the backseat, and out of the side door. Then, I shall relieve mine bladder by pissing.
Three: Sneaking back into the trunk ever so quietly, I shall remain hidden, and not make a noise or anything of the sort. Then, when the car comes to a full stop, I shall sneak into my brother's back seat of his car; and, making sure we are indeed at the destination, knock him on the head, and rob him of his I.D.
Four: I shall then make my way into the theatre with my brother's I.D., therein disguising mine voice and walk to imitate that of my kin. I shall watch the movie, and leave immediately.
Five: I shall NOT make my way back to my brothers car, as he would most likely be awake and have retaliation planned. I shall, instead, go to the nearest bus stop, board a bus, and make my way home.
Six: I shall log on to RT, and then brag and brag and brag, until mine eyes sag with sleep deprevation.