Tom Cruise. I like Mission Impossible 2, but acting is definitely not one of your strong suits. You're one of the most overrated "pretty boys" ever. Not only that, but your affiliation with that despicable cult known as Scientology is purely disgusting. Don't even think about corrupting Katie Holmes and cause her to turn away from Christianity and towards that poisonous blight on the world.

On a side note. Mr. Hubbard, don't think that you're a god just because you wrote a book. Your book is not the Bible, and your "religion" will never stand the test of time.