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I got dressed up in my cow costume and went to the opening of Farenheit 9/11. When the film began I started mooing as loud as I could. People started yelling and throwing things at me. Eventually an usher escorted me out. Just as we were about to round the corner I took two bows and blew kisses at audience jeering at me. After I was removed from the theater, the first thing I did was wait near the exit for the first staunch conservative I could find. I spotted one and began following behind tapping him at the knee joint with my hoof shoe to buckle his leg. He spun round and began shoving me and I shoved him back. He wanted to take a swing at me but I head butted him and he fell back into a car. At which point I noticed more of the crowd pouring out and gathering. I took off at a run to my waiting Ford Tempo. I drove off but doubled back and managed to launch two good hits with raw Pillsbury Grand biscuits at the crowd. It was a pretty great time. Too bad though. From what I saw of it I sort of liked the movie.