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Posted on 4/22/10 09:57 AM
[SIZE=4][COLOR=Red]Another horribly overrated Jet li film to add to the collection. A 4 out of respect for Jets trainning and abilities. A horrific follow up to the REAL FIST OF LEGEND: Bruce Lee' Chinese Connection. Any TRUE martial artist could clearly see the difference in emotion, physical ability and purpose displayed in the origional; all of which clearly ignored in this "suggested" update/remake. In my opinion this movie does more disrespect to the origional then anything else. Directors should recap all points made in the origional instead of the progresssion in what appears as a slander-of-character.
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Posted on 2/07/08 07:47 PM
Movie was very very stupid. Not just in character actions, but story and meaning. It was like a big video game, wereas most characters would dance with their chance at life; Figuring they had extra lives and mystical health reserves on hand at death. Antagonists were jokes in themselves; each in their own world playing out they're own unrealistic fantasy's. Most characters regarded each other as stereotypical fictions of a 60s or 70s villian/hero, yet still failing; Neither believeable nor interesting to watch. Rather one big cast of caricature's and characters, with the all the trivial, inept and ignorant regards one would absorb from innacurately excessive rumors. Almost purposeless, leaving audiences with 90-something minutes of un compensatable-able, non-refundable life time. The ending almost as ridiculous as the beginning; 89 minutes past the time it should have rightfully occured.
2/10- Pathetic, Cheap and quite trivial.
Posted on 8/19/07 06:55 PM
Oh great, a christian-cross-dresser's lesson on family values(and i thought Jerry Springer had problems). At least grab a better wig before you try and tell the typical male he's wrong for not being an-O-holier-than-thou-christian-leader. In fact lets just tell him hes wrong for being human.
ok lets see, besides Terrible, lets try Predictable, Cheap, Mediocre, bad-story, bad-characters(supporting & main), Terrible script, Terrible props, Razzie's anyone? I mean mabey its my sence of humour towards this film; call me crazy but i dont really find some drag queen jumping up and down in a a female fat suit, while speaking in some high pitched stereotypical voice amusing. To tell you the truth its a lot more creepy than funny; even annoying....
Anyways tyler clearly made this movie to appeal to the 60+-something overweight-welfare-collecting-christian who will in term; force feed/surgically drill this ridiculous propaganda to their youth.
I feel so sorry for the kids who are forced into these beliefs...(christian or otherwise)
Posted on 8/09/07 01:38 PM
First let me get out the way: my gf made me see this movie with her. Next on the list the movie was way WAY too average or typical romance. just another flick that no one will care about 2 weeks after its release.
Posted on 8/04/07 02:45 PM
I was a huge simpsons fan. To speak truthfully i could care less about the characters or even the story as far as the televison series goes. But the movie was a nice little time consumer. A few chuckles here, a few "almost" laughs there. But then again let me be the first to say i am a hard critic as far as comedy's go. I dont explode-out-laughing to stuff 70% of the viewers would be. I think overall it was good movie but a little overated;
My final score:
6/10-Good animation movie, but still not better than the South Park movie.
Posted on 7/12/07 11:17 PM
Slow, boring, mediocre, and dare i say utterly pointless. The main character just comes off as some fag running through some YMCA cardio routine. Like anyone could even begin to take some douche named "sasha" seriously. The words just arent there to describe in entirety the disgust and stupidity of this movie. From some overly-retarded, increasingly ANNOYING hissing sound he manages to muster during his crap-fight scenes; to his cheesy bad acting. Another classic example of a "RUINED" trilogy shot to hell thanks to some fag named sasha. Outside of the classic Kickboxer 1(JeanClaudeVanDamme stars) ALL other parts are a complete waste.
Action/Martial arts Choreography------------------------0/10
Were the movie not so old id nominate it for a razzie award.
Posted on 5/18/07 12:14 AM
As Ridiculous as it gets. It looks like a high school attempt at comedic garbage! Seriously, There is nothing worth looking at this movie! It is NOT even worth a $1 rental(if you could even find it so cheap)
Terrible acting, actors, scenes, story, very VERY cheesy, etc etc etc just an overall TERRIBLE movie!!
If you can help it,
FORGET THE COVER
AVOID THIS MOVIE AT ALL COSTS!!!!
Posted on 4/27/07 12:34 AM
The Worst horror movie ive seen in a long time!! Borederlines those crappyass resident evil flicks. i mean i dont even know where to begin! SHE F*CKIN KICKBOXES THE CHUPACABRA(in a rubber suit)!!! If there were negative scores THIS would have to take the -20%
Complete waste of time. everyone was waaaay to annoying to see or get anything right. I dont want to see ANYONE from this movie ever again. They all deserved to be shot. Everything was Terrible!
Posted on 4/14/07 11:16 PM
hahahaha, paul anderson cant do a dam thing right. EVERYTHING he touches has been, and will always be utter bull-shit! Someone needs to kill anderson before he sends any more semi-potentially-great ideas to hell
Posted on 3/17/07 05:15 PM
Why the fuck is this man so famous! Let alone be given any other chance at a movie!! He sure as hell cant act!
HE IS NOT FUNNY! repeat for those hard-of-hearing: HE IS NOT FUNNY Listen carefully reader: ALL he does is in an ANNOYING whinny voice, Scream his ridculously idiotic and obvious points!!! As if everyone around him is infected with an bad case of "Stupid and lack of common-sence", and he(rock) is the cure!!
"The guy is an overrated LOUD MOUTH!"
Chrs Tucker, Dave Chappelle, Martin Lawrence, Red Fox: Are ALL comedic legends! ALL true comedians. Id hate to think that this asshole was the future of comedy! For christ sake, just listen to what he says!!!
Chris Rock, ramano, ron white and Larry the cable guy are of the list, some idiotic geneous found neccessary to substitute in a some crappy ass film.
Come to find rock is the one who also directed this(or so ive heard) would def. explain the lame "cheese" and "dry-humping" constantly involved throughout this entire movie, with every character and every scene! This is NOT a good comedy; any serious fan should probably just give up on any lame comedic attempts placed by any of the mentioned(and/or surrounding)and just wait for "Chris Tucker's & Jackie Chan's: Rush Hour 3"
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Dont know if theres a "PS" in a "review", but someone please PLEASE slap that ridiculous ass look on Chris Rocks fuckin face!!