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Posted on 7/22/08 07:13 AM
Oh, Harrison. Stop. You have more than paid any perceived debt to Mr Lucas. Mr. Spielberg: You should have intervened. Mr. Lucas is poison. This wasn't just a bad Indiana Jones movie. It's one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Watching it was like watching a disaster your best friend couldn't escape. I kept thinking, "This cant be happening." Some would call what follows a spoiler. I call it a warning.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
After surviving a nuclear explosion at ground zero, by hiding in a lead lined refrigerator, Dr. Jones, assisted by his bastard son, attempts to follow the telepathic instructions of the crystal skull of an inter-dimensional alien, to reunite it with it's skeleton, located under an ancient Aztec pyramid.
The title of this movie should be,
Alan Smithee and the franchise movie that should not be.
Starring written and directed by Alan Smithee.