In the long history of Bat flicks, the placement of each film is a much debated

argument. I think to be fair when doing a list like this, you have to try to

understand and respect each bat-series. So, here i go ranking the Bat-films and

an explaination to each film:

[color=yellow]1) The Dark Knight (9.5/10): [/color]

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[color=yellow]While the trolls and fanboys may blur the true critique

for this film, ultimately its a great film. Christopher Nolan directs a chilling film

where the Batman defines a city on the edge of constant chaos. The

photography and scope of the film is on an Oscar level and the score pounds

away at the viewer's pysche. Still, what seperates this film from all others Bat-films

is the birth of one spectacular villian and personally that begins with the

opening shot. When Nolan introduces the Joker all you see is an ordinary man

with gun and a clown mask . Yet the score and camera work transform Heath

Ledger's character into an instant legend. The opening scene is so spectacular

that it makes the movie instantly a fresh successful film and the rest is delicious

gravy,:D The rest of characters all improve in this sequel as Oldman cements the

true Jim Gordan the fans have always wanted; Bale continues making Batman

his role alone with his perfect Wayne as different persona from his Batman and

making him the pseudo- rich playoy jerk he portrays Wayne to be. While his

voice can deter full-on love for his Batman{I can understand the frustation as we

know how he truely sounds- like Kevin Conroy :) } Overall, his physical prescence

overwhelmes any doubt how great his Batman is by instantly making all who

came before him look like guys in bad costumes. Bale makes Batman come to

life in ways that is as frightening as Ledger's Joker. Also, kudos to Maggie G. for

making Dawes a genuine character I could respect and care for in ways Katie

Holmes could never had done. One complaint in character development in the

sequel is Caine's Alfred as it seems he takes a backseat in this film after his

marvelous showing in the previous film. The same goes, for Cillian Murphy's

Johnathan Scarecrow" Crane- Just wished Nolan used the characters a bit

more. Still, as everyone knows Heath Ledger's performance steals the show. It

says a lot when I say his performance blew away Jack's ledgendary performance

in the 89 movie & a scary voice that best Mark Hamil's trademark clown vocal

tone. This Joker indeed seems to live up to the legend of the comic version with

an interpretation that scares you at time and leaves you in constant awe. He

mixes perfect essence of hilarity, anger, and insanity into the perfect JOKER. If

Ledger's doesn't get a best supporting nod at either the Oscars or Globes- well

my faith when it comes to Hollywood's standards and practices will be at an all

time low. Still, let us hope we don't forget the other near-Oscar caliber

performance in this film and thats done by Echardt's Harvey Dent. He makes

Dent the tragic and heroic White Knight he always was in the comics. His demise

is truely a painful end as we watch in horror as Harver's id personality, Two-face,

comes to life and proceeds to destroy all the good he had accomplished. Extra

Kudos and Bravo to these two fine performances that help make this film so

great. In the end, it is the amazing plot, {actually seeig a hero evolve while

also technically losing to the bad guy is amazing} far improved action scenes,

great chemestry between the cast and finally handling the source material

so well that Nolan could transcen the typical superhero boundaries and break

free into a sensational crime drama. Essentially, no one has done more for the

character since Loeb/ Sale's legendary "Hush" storyline and Nolan deserves

all the praise he gets making the best comic book movie adaptation ever.

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Striptease: rotten 5/10

starring: Demi Moore; Burt Reynolds, Ving Rames

oh what could have been, if only ms. moore didn't take herself too

serial!! It was supposed to be comedy and its shame that such memorable

performances by Rames and reynolds are wasted in the terrible story and the

overated actress. I guess Demi thought she was reading a heavy, Oscar

script because she on a whole nother level throughout the movie. I mean

when tyour married to Cletus slck jock yokel...by Choice!!!... you are not

going to get any sympthany from me. Seriously, honey your no victim,

your an idiot for marrying such a farcical character and i bet that is

what the script called for but ms. moore decided to play it all serious, as

usual. Along Now, of course she does something to almost redeem herself

and what was it again oh yeah..... strip.. ur i mean exotic tease. Jeez

don't mess with Rames's girl;) Still her strips from the opening to the

bathroom to the private yacht are all top grade sexy and boy she looks fine.

Her legs are quite spectacular, her ass is juicy and her tits, while not a

perfect Pam Andrson job, still hold up pretty damed well. She goes topless

for three scenes and her jugs never leave me unsatisfied. Still, it is Rames

and Reynold hilarious performances that steal the show.

:) hello all my fresh new friends and hopefully nothing is feeling rotten. hope you

guys and gals enjoy my recips on movies because i will defend all day and night

if i have too;) . but don't worry i will never leave here feeling too rotten

knowing :p that in my heart i will aways be a fresh and plump tomatoe to all my l
oved ones.:D