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Yesterday at work I brought in two balogna sammiches and a container of macaroni salad. I didn't eat them yet, because I prefer my sammiches to be nice and cold. This morning I went in to work and put my drink in the breakroom fridge. Almost immediately, I noticed that something was awry. Someone went and done absconded with one of my sammiches! I've been hoodwinked! I've been bamboozled! I've been led astray! What kind of a gutless shit steals another man's sammich? If I ever find the spineless turd responsible for this cold cut theft, I swear by all of the monkey gods in the sky, there WILL be ass beatings aplenty! [center]  [/CENTER]
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HotTamale on 10/27/05 at 06:33 AM
That happened all the time in the hospital. Hungry interns on the prowl raided refrigerators. Once, one of the docs used breast milk in his coffee, and when he was told, he decided he was drinking it anyway. We once saw him eat a pretzel off the floor, in a hospital!!! We decided if we cultured his mustache, we'd find the source of resistant bacteria that was going around at that time! We also put toothpaste in Oreo cookies once as a trap for him, he ate it and never batted an eye. When someone told him, he just thought it was a mint-flavored oreo. What an ass!
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HotTamale on 10/27/05 at 06:33 AM
That happened all the time in the hospital. Hungry interns on the prowl raided refrigerators. Once, one of the docs used breast milk in his coffee, and when he was told, he decided he was drinking it anyway. We once saw him eat a pretzel off the floor, in a hospital!!! We decided if we cultured his mustache, we'd find the source of resistant bacteria that was going around at that time! We also put toothpaste in Oreo cookies once as a trap for him, he ate it and never batted an eye. When someone told him, he just thought it was a mint-flavored oreo. What an ass!
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