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The Passion of Darkly Noon (1996)
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Posted on 11/24/07 at 10:28 AM I bought a movie with too many big stars to count in the dump bin. It looked to be a sleeper hit that I had assumed was just overlooked by the mainstream media. This turkey featured Ashley Judd (complete with hairy pits), Viggo Mortensen (as a deaf mute) and Brennon Frasier to toss out a few big names, it also featured a big glittery tennis shoe floating down stream, a lost circus in search of the shoe and a crazy old witch. Brennen Frazier does the best he can to breathe life into a freak of a man that punished himself by wrapping barbed wire around himself to prevent erections when gazing at the lovely Ashley Judd, at one time he masturbates while gazing upon her and then proceeds to whip himself. I can’t even begin to tell you how stupid this monstrosity is. I paid $2.00 for it in the dump bin and felt that I had been robbed! My oldest son normally gets a chuckle at badly written movies but even he could stomach it. He felt sorry for the actors that were roped into such a terrible job. I could't bring myself to give this even one star.
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