Review of Time Bandits (Gilliam, 1981)
Overview: It has come to my attention that there are actually some members of RT who have
NOT yet scene this masterpiece of film. I have just one thing to say: Shame on you! Well, not really, but you TRULY are losing out on one of the best pure fantasy films of all time. There's just nothing like it. This film, written by Monty Python's Michael Pallin and Terry Gilliam (who also directs it), boasts an all-star cast including Sean Connery, John Cleese, Ian Hold, Shelly Duvall, Ralph Richardson, Katherine Helmond, and a bunch of well known midget.
Time Bandits is this wonderfully hilarious epic tale about this group bumbling dwarves who have stolen a map from the Supreme Being (their former employer) that shows holes in the space-time continuum that have been in place since the beginning of a rather imperfect creation of the universe (what do you expect - there's
bound to be errors if you have to do a
rush job and get everything done in 7 days!). They have stolen the map with the idea that they can go back in time and steal all the great treasures from everyone and become filthy rich. During their escape from the Supreme Being, they end up in the bedroom of Kevin, a 10 year-old boy who has a great love of all the old heroes from fantasy and history. Kevin joins them while escaping from the Supreme being, and it quickly becomes clear that Kevin is the only one with an ounce of sense.
Time Bandits takes us on this wonderful romp through all these great periods in time, including ancient Greece, the Titanic, Robin Hood, Napoleon, and other more mythic ages. As the adventure continues, every time these dwarves successfully rob something, it ends up getting taken away from them. Worse, all, the dwarves keep taking advantage and deflating all of Kevin's heroes, such as Napoleon, Robin Hood and Agamemnon, keep ending up getting lessened or deflated in some way. Throughout the picture, we also get to see the Time Bandits continually interrupting a rediculous Michael Palin courting Shelly Duvall in various time periods. Pallin always has something "wrong" with him, either a hairpiece, non-working member, a growth on his nose, or some other unflattering issue.
On top of this, the ultimate evil force in the universe, called Evil Genius is plotting to steal the map from the dwarves so that he can escape from the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness. Evil Genius, played wonderfully by David Warner, is an absolute over-the-top riot! His evil plot involves using the map to understand digital watches, video cassette recorders, car telephones, computers , lasers and all other forms of technology so that he can eventually challenge this insane supreme being who wastes his time creating butterflies and daffodils and 43 species of parrots.
The Crafting of Time Bandits: Time Bandits is filled with wonderful shots and interesting use of the camera. In his quirky way, Gilliam continually keeps us off-balance as nothing ever goes the way you expect. The visuals only serve to enhance this. We get everything from close-up shots with out of focus backgrounds, interesting use of shadow and lighting, a diversity of color choices, and the most interesting collection of set pieces one could imagine. We also get some wonderfully intelligent crafting - for instance, Kevin's horrid suburban family house has all the furniture covered in plastic, which we see repeated in the Evil Genius' henchman, who are also all covered in plastic. Truly, Gilliam has created a universe which allows him to borrow liberally from any period in time and mesh them together as he sees fit, and he does this with comedic aplomb.
Get the DiviMax Edition: Time Bandits has been released in an original version, a Criterion edition and the most recent, a DiviMax version. The Criterion edition is an especially bad deal as it costs a fortune and comes complete with interlacing and sound problems. With the DiviMax version we get a Superbit video transfer and 5.1 Dolby Digital EX sound. We also get treated to a wonderful hour-long Terry Gilliam Film Retrospective that goes in detail through the making of each of his films (complete with interviews from the likes of Brad Pitt, Shelley Duvall and others), and a half-hour interview with Gilliam and Pallin on the writing of Time Bandits. Both are superb.
Bottom Line: If you want to pass on one of the best pure fantasies ever made, by all means, pass on this. If, on the other hand, you don't want to be the object of RT ridicule, maybe you should give Time Bandits a try. The pacing is superb, the action is fun, the acting is terrific, and the comedy is consistently top notch. Best yet, Time Bandits is one of those movies you'll continue to enjoy more every time you watch it. Its truly one of my favorite movies of all time. If ever there were a MUST SEE in my movie reviews, its this one.
datarush on 2/28/05 at 08:47 PM
Good review! I've seen it several times, although its been a while since.
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SciFi-ActionMan on 2/28/05 at 08:54 PM
Thanks! Its on my regular rotation. The new DiviMax transfer is wonderful, as are the extras.
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Skitch on 3/01/05 at 04:55 AM
Great review dude. Tellin' it like it is.
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SciFi-ActionMan on 3/01/05 at 03:13 PM
I find myself getting away with these now. I actually almost enjoy making the screen caps more than finding them. As I watch the movie, a scene will "jump out" at me that absolutely needs a screen cap - case in point, when they break the glass and see Evil Genius' Fortress of Ultimate Darkness. That scene is just beautiful! That being said, my reviews are taking me longer and longer to do... :(
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radioman970 on 3/02/05 at 03:48 AM
Is there a good free online service for storing pictures for RT posts?
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radioman970 on 3/01/05 at 10:41 AM
Well, I've been watching this film for about 20 years. I own the Criterion but damnit you've convinced me! I think I'll order the DiviMax version in time for my vacation. The one thing I hated about the Criterion upon first viewing was the sound seemed to be going up and down for no reason. I didn't notice as much when I watched it last time but still...besides the great Gilliam commentary track I don't see how I can ever watch that version again!! I found this on ebay for about $14 shipp
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SciFi-ActionMan on 3/01/05 at 03:16 PM
You'll like the DiviMax version. Although, it doesn't have a commentary tied to the movie, so I'd keep that DVD if for no other reason than the commentary track. The interview and retrospective are terrific though. Apparently, there's a line in the script (included on the DVD, BTW) where they say, "Now enters Agnamemnon, played by Sean Connery, or other actor of equal, but cheaper stature" :) Gilliam has a riot while telling of this, especially considering they were able to get Conne
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radioman970 on 3/01/05 at 03:33 PM
Gilliam is fun to listen to. On the commentary he talks about the family furniture covered in plastic. He said that the things we covet we try to preserve it even if it's totally impractical to do so. He then explains this is the reason way Evil's menions are...? Covered in plastic! right! And I'd never even got the connection. Gilliam is certainly insane to do this. :D This DVD is third on my list just under the Looney Tunes Golden Collection Vol 1. :)
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SciFi-ActionMan on 3/01/05 at 05:14 PM
They talk about the plastic connection on the interviews too. I had noticed this, but took away that this in essence meant his parents are evil minions. This is reinforced of course in the maze scene near the ending, when his parents are IN FACT evil minions.
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radioman970 on 5/18/05 at 06:33 AM
Thanks for posting about this version. I always thought that Criterion was the best the film could be. I was really wrong. I ordered this one yesterday in time for my upcoming vacation. I can hardly wait to see it again.
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SciFi-ActionMan on 5/24/05 at 06:33 PM
Awesome! Sometimes Criterions are surpassed :)
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radioman970 on 5/25/05 at 03:27 AM
Plus this new one has that fold out time map. How cool is that?! I do wish it was bigger. They could've just attached it to the back or something. :D
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